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What if you could smoke..electronically?

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>> No.3039033

Do you ship to Greece?

>> No.3039049

The whole point of smoking is looking cool. You won't be looking cool smoking a plastic toy. Better to quit smoking altogether.

>> No.3039050

> What if you could smoke..electronically?
YEAH! WHAT IF?!?!? AND WHAT IF THE TECHNOLOGY WAS AVAILABLE THREE YEARS AGO?

>> No.3039056

A friend of mine had one of these explode on him.

We had to dig the shrapnel out of his leg with a kitchen knife.

>> No.3039060

>>3039030

Should join up with Apple.

So after they fuck you in the ass you can just smoke your iCock.

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>>3039050

>> No.3039077

>>3039063


Tits in labcoat get.

>> No.3039083

Why has no one realized this is literally a advertisement straight from these faggots?

God damn, don't age this thread, we don't want more of this here.

>> No.3039084

Well the only problem I see is that you don't say how long the cartridge lasts. A buddy of mine had one and paid more in cartridges and cigarettes. He went through a cartridge faster than a pack of cigs.

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3039093

>God damn, don't age this thread, we don't want more of this here.
>don't age
..do you mean 'DO SAGE'?

>> No.3039100

>>3039083
In my /sci/ to boot. Reported.

>> No.3039103

>>3039100
>reported
but not saged?

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>>3039093
>Pretending to not know what "age" is
That's a good one, troll. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were an idiot who's been here for less than a month.

But in case you're NOT trolling, age is short for "ageru", which means "to lift" in japanese, while sage (short for "sageru") means "to lower." "Age" is the proper name for bumping. Try typing "age" in the email field and see what happens. Same thing as sage (erases itself, takes you outta the thread), only it bumps the thread.