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3035327 No.3035327 [Reply] [Original]

Why is it when I'm watching porn, I get excited, and then I suddenly have the urge to defecate?

>> No.3035340

engineer

>> No.3035360

Evolutionary disadvantage. It would be advised for you to promptly eliminate yourself from the gene pool.

>> No.3035367
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>> No.3035369

I say advantage, he is just marking his territory with feces.

>> No.3035384

Spud made poopoo after a relapse from his heroin infliction. Got that shit all over the sheets at his girls place. Her mom offered to do the sheets and Spud had momentary blanket fight until the feces of Spud was released on mother and company.

Avoid the heroin OP.

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>>3035327
The urge to defecation is normal for engineers.
Sex for engineers involves alot of santorum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

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>> No.3035423

>>3035340
>>3035360
>>3035367
>>3035369
>>3035384
I.... see. I am in front of a computer for quite a while before I start to watch porn. While I'm watching, I get a boner, and have the urge to go bathroom. I thought you would know why that is.

Also, why is it that when I get a boner, I don't ejaculate, I have to pee instead?

>> No.3035446
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>>3035423
Where did you get your engineering degree from?

>> No.3035471

>>3035446
I'm not an engineer though.

>> No.3035480

It's because you have an excess of erectile tissue near your rectum. Your rectum is trying to clear itself so that it can properly accommodate a large black cock.

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>>3035471
You love homosex, thats pretty typical of an engineer.

>> No.3035508

>>3035495
>>3035480
I don't like man on man homosex though.

>> No.3035524
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>>3035384
Trainspotting
I see what you did there