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3020585 No.3020585 [Reply] [Original]

I perform stem cell research.

Anyone have questions for me?

>> No.3020590

On a scale of 1 to 10, how does it feel to murder babies?

>> No.3020598

I want 4 extra arms.

How possible is this?

>> No.3020599

>>3020590
11

>> No.3020601

What are some exciting developments you see happening in near future?

>> No.3020603

>>3020590
11

>> No.3020604

>>3020590

Delicious

>> No.3020606

what project are you working on?

>> No.3020607

Why are you in stem cell research when you could be bioengineering virus's and such.

>> No.3020608

Should I study biochemistry or electrical engineering?

>> No.3020611

>>3020598
not possible, your body is already patterened

>> No.3020613

Is there a stem cell solution to increase my penis size?

>> No.3020618

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many extra dicks can I get from this?

>> No.3020619

>>3020601
better iPS technology and transdifferentiation

>> No.3020627

>>3020611
>>implying cells can't be induced to regain pluripotency/proliferating potential

>> No.3020626

>>3020606
directed differentiation of human embryonic stem cells

>> No.3020621

Can I use stem cells to grow myself a bigger penis?

Can I grow penises on my hands?

>> No.3020623

>>3020585
What's the pre-reqs for it?

>> No.3020631
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3020631

how effective are adult stem cells as opposed to embryonic?
the research seemed to suggest that embryonic stem cells are extremely unstable, and very difficult to control

>> No.3020632

>>3020611
Really? You can't just grow the arms, attach them, and wire them in so to speak?

I guess my illustrious career as a pro-wrestler is out of the question now....

>> No.3020635
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3020635

Ask someone pretending to be a stem cell researcher on /sci/ anything.

>> No.3020639

>>3020627
have fun getting cancer

>> No.3020642

>>3020623
the pre reqs are getting into grad school and finding a lab with an open spot

>> No.3020647

in what part of the brain are the most stem cells located? I thought below the ventricles

>> No.3020646

>degree on 300k
>per hour stem any
>job cell I want

>> No.3020643

I saw a mouse with a human ear growing out of its back

Can you make a human with penises growing out of their chin?

>> No.3020651

>>3020632
arms are pretty complicated

>> No.3020654

>>3020585


Why do you hate America?

>> No.3020660

>>3020647
what do you mean stem cells in the brain and what time during development?

>> No.3020664

how do I get more brain cells?

>> No.3020665

>>3020631
>the research seemed to suggest that embryonic stem cells are extremely unstable, and very difficult to control

do you mean the media talking about the research? Embryonic stem cells will always be the gold standard

>> No.3020677

What sort of software/programming do you have to work with in this field?

>> No.3020699

Are there any differences in the dNTP, NTP, and/or amino acid levels between stem cells and "adult" cells?

In a related question:
Are there any differences in the dNTP, NTP, and/or amino acid levels between neural cells and epidermal cells?

Thanks for any help.

>> No.3020701

>>3020665
but what about embryonic stem cells from the placenta and umbilical cord?