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IS THIS MATH CLASS?

>> No.2997729

Looks way more like liberals arts.

>> No.2997732
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Na, this is engineering

>> No.2997741

>>2997721
with contents of OPs pic you can teach math anywhere.

>> No.2997745
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>Extra large

>> No.2997768

Take your dragon dildos back to /g/

>> No.2997770

>>2997745
That's not even the largest extra large they have. They also have a 15". I would know, I'm an engineer.

>> No.2997776

IS THIS HOW YOU FORCE A MEME?!

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>>2997776

Shut the fuck up. Ive seen you make this complaint ever since the original OP said "Is this Math Class?"

Its fucking funny. No one is forcing this.

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>>2997794

>> No.2997815

>>2997794

My body is ready.

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>> No.2997829

>>2997794
Why would they even try to blur out the logo on the coke can? Everybody can recognize a coke.
Also, it still says coke on it in the bottom right corner.

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>> No.2997841

>>2997809
Surprise, surprise, I'm a different guy. Unfortunately, you're the same guy defending it. No, it's not funny. Yes, it is forced.

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>>2997809
Is this math class?

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>>2997837

>> No.2997849

>>2997818
It looks like you could use that huge yellow dildo as an impromptu peg leg.

>> No.2997855

Those look like Dragons feet, i should know, i majored in Mythology.

>> No.2997869

>>2997849
>from then on everyone made sure to avoid 'pegleg' Pete’s attempts to start an ass kicking contest

>> No.2997874

>>2997841

Double surprise. Ive not the same guy defending it.

Looks like there are many of us.

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>> No.2997893

>>2997882
This is starting to sound like a very low budget porn movie.

>> No.2997882

>>2997869
Fightin' Round The World. He fights his directors and he fights his fans. It's a problem no one understands.

>> No.2997888

I find it incredibly disturbing that there is a demand for such dildos

"Yes I would like my orifices destroyed" brand dildos

>> No.2997905

>>2997893
Go on....
No really, this sounds interesting

>> No.2997906

>>2997888
weapons of ass destruction = implements of math instruction.
:3

>> No.2997911

>>2997906

My teacher used these in Calc 2

>> No.2997917

>>2997911
>He thinks being raped with a dildo by an old man is Calculus

>> No.2997938

>>2997917

That's the definition of a calculus class.

>> No.2997943

>>2997938

Yeah, it was invented by Newton.

Right around when he got old and started raping people with dildos

>> No.2997946

>>2997943
My old ass is still sour from that.

>> No.2997953

>>2997946
Haha
Sore*

>> No.2997979

/sci/ - We contribute more to mankind than any other board.

>> No.2997989

>>2997979
Dragon Dildos keep men from going gay.
That way they don't have to have a sexual experience with the same sex in order to stick something up their ass.

>> No.2997993

>>2997989
Why do I have the feeling that you're conducting a "Science experiment" with these.

>> No.2998002

>>2997888
There's not just demand for these, there's so much demand for these that they've had to expand production and hire more people to make the damn things.

Whoever came up with these dragon dildoes is rolling in money.

I wish I was smart enough to do shit like this.

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>>2997953
I believe that this captcha is telling you to reflect on what you just said and to resour.

>> No.2998092

>>2998002

What?

In my imagination land, that I hope resembles reality, there is a portion of women, probably like half, who actually masturbate, and probably a chunk of them actually have enough interest to buy dildos.

Of those women, I imagine a majority will just buy normal sized, perhaps vibrating dildos.

I dont imagine normal innocent, shy, easily embarassed women thinking "Ill go with the jagged one that has a 16inch girth"

>> No.2998109

>>2998092
Not all dragon dildoes are massive

They sell plenty of normal sized dildoes, and the vast majority of the really large dildoes are bought by guys anyways.

So, you've got these cool looking dildoes, some of which have a mechanism for shooting sperm, and lots of women with crazy fantasies involving dragons or tyranids or whatever.

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>>2997721

there is yet hope for 4chan

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I love 4chan.

>> No.2998140

>>2998092
>there is a portion of women, probably like half who actually masturbate,

No. It's more like all.

>> No.2998163

>>2998140

I bet its like half. Womena arent like men in this regard. All men masturbate, with about the same habit.

I bet there is a wide spectrum for women. With great extremes on either end.

>> No.2998167

>>2998163
Not all women like penetration, nearly every woman will love to stimulate their clit.
Endorphins and shit, yo.

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IS THIS MATH CLASS?

>> No.2998209

>>2998173
Looks like he's enjoying his dragon dildo

>> No.2998232

>>2998209

looks like he's enjoying his math class

>> No.2998238

>>2998232
looks like he's math class his math class

>> No.2998242

>>2998238
this math class he's math class his math class

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>>2997815

>> No.2998285

>>2998280
You were expecting this thread to be classy?

>> No.2998280

>>2998242
>>2998238
>>2998232
Stay classy, /sci/

>> No.2998292

>>2998280
Stay math class, /sci/.

>> No.2998304

yesterday was thursday, today is math class

>> No.2998306

>>2997776
Every single meme created is forced.

stop being such a newfag

>> No.2998315

code word for future self: make real version of theses with new penises different types new anuses thing feel good etc lots of cum good taste dominance thing fun stuff etc thing perfection

>> No.2998321

>>2998315
Schizophrenic furry detected.

>> No.2998325

>>2998315
>perfection

uh oh

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2998345

My body is ready.

>> No.2998353
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2998353

Is this how you make black holes?

>> No.2998357

>>2998345
how do you fit that shit up there?

why must it be so big?

>> No.2998377

>/sci/ gets better dragon dildo threads than /v/
>/co/ gets better Mortal Kombat threads than /v/
>/a/ gets better JRPGs threads than /v/

Fuck /v/.

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>>2998377
>implying this is a good thread

>> No.2998399

>>2998345
>the black one on top
final boss of dildos
just think if it was self-aware

>> No.2998444

>>2998385
I never said it was good.

>> No.2998450

>>2998345
How come anyone can be THIS gay?

>> No.2998464

this bullshit has gotten 65 replies in an hour.

what the fuck /sci/?

>> No.2998467

>>2998450
Phd in mathematics.

>> No.2998710

What the fuck these dildos suck.

Assuming maximum pleasure comes from maximum penetration, you would want a dildo that is straight. A straight dildo will enter the anus at a 90 degree angle, thus optimizing the flux due to the fact that the angle between your asshole and the dildo is 0 degrees and by using the geometric definition of the dot product we can easily see then that the flux will be the integral of
llAll*llDll*cos(0)=which simply reduces down to the integral of llAll*llDll. In this case A is just your asshole (parametrized of course) and D is going to be the magnitude of the dildo, assuming the dildo is a vector field with components F(x,y)=0i+100j.

For the parametrization I would suggest 0.5*cos(t) i +0.5* sin(t) j for beginners. For more advanced fags and sluts I would suggest 2*cos(t) i + 2*sin(t).

By giving these dildos a tip, you have now increased theta by some X amount of degrees which will decrease the efficiency.


Factoring girth into the equation, it is quite obvious that these are too large as well. For this example we will be using the extra large dildo. It will be fully inserted into the anus (frictionless and a vacuum of course). Assuming the dildo is a non conducter (looks like some type of rubber polymer) then the pleasure will be spread throughout the "meat" of the dildo. This is rather inefficient because while a Gaussian Surface will enclose all pleasure, we are only interested in the pleasure enclosed on the surface of the dildo. Therefore, a more efficient dildo should be a conductor. This dildo is rather large though, so large in fact that that it tears the colon and the impedance caused by the royal fucking pain of getting your asshole torn asunder is large enough to drive the pleasure current back into the dildo and actually propels it out of your ass.

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>>2998710

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>>2998710

>> No.3000453

>>2998710
I love you /sci/

>> No.3000456

>>2998710

-claps-

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>>2998710

Isn't math wonderful?

>mfw

>> No.3000492

>Assuming maximum pleasure comes from maximum penetration, you would want a dildo that is straigh

I think your assumptions are flawed. For females, much of the pleasure comes from pressure against the "g-spot" which is on the anterior wall of the vagina and similarly, for males much of the pleasure comes from pushing against the prostate, which is again inside and toward the front.

I'll admit OTI to having used a dildo before, but I'd never even contemplate using something as big as even the "Large" in OP's pic. Those dildos are ridiculous.

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>>2998710
This will forever be remembered.

>> No.3000519

What gets me about the large collections is that they must have been pretty expensive. That's a lot of fucking money to spend on huge dildos...

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>mfw this thread

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>>2998710
Bloody good show, I say!