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I'm doing that simulation in bio. with the egg that's supposed to be your child. I need names. Will use any reasonable name (Dicks etc will not be used).
>Dubs= Gender
>1st trips= Middle name
>2nd trips= First name

>> No.2997170

Carl Sagan

>> No.2997171

Squantimus

(this name works in any position)

>> No.2997180

/b/tard faggot

>> No.2997172

>trips

/sci/ doesn't give enough fucks to get a trip in your shitty thread

Name the egg Shackford,

>> No.2997173

Jared
but you have to pronounce it like "javrid"

>> No.2997184

Alright, lowering it all to dubs.

>> No.2997193

Edward

>> No.2997198

Serge

>> No.2997206

McCallister the III

>> No.2997209

Fuck your system of dubs and trips. I have this shit for you.


Your Egg's gender is male.

Your egg's name is: Alaric Vespasianus Hardrada von Hohenzollern; Kaiser of the German Reich, King of Prussia, King of Norway, King of the Visigoths, Legate of the Roman Legions, Governor of Africa and Judea, Senator and Emperor of the Roman Empire.

>> No.2997210

dicks

>> No.2997212

maxx. name it maxx

>> No.2997219

going for maxx again

>> No.2997222
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2997222

ace macgyver the race car driver

>> No.2997225

freakazoid McUrist the second

female

>> No.2997230

>>2997222
D: legit trips holy shit

>> No.2997233

maxx

>> No.2997234

>>2997222
Alright so far it's middle name is Ace

>> No.2997244

>>2997234
no mother fucker its "ace macgyver the race car driver"

>> No.2997250

also dubs
>>2997244
now just name it ace macgyver the race car driver

>> No.2997251

>1st trips = middle name

dipshit

>>2997244

>> No.2997258

Mufasa

>> No.2997254

>>2997233
Alright it's male.

>> No.2997257

Whiter

Whiter Ace

>> No.2997259

why cant the middle name be ace macgyver the race car driver
thats my dogs middle name

>> No.2997264

Hitler.

>> No.2997269

>>2997264
actually I second that, maybe more subtle like adolf

>> No.2997271

>>2997259
Sorry man. Too long.

>> No.2997275

>>2997271
Ask for my idea and then shoot it down. Op's a fag

>> No.2997276

>>2997264
Mostly because I'm a kinda Jewfag.

>> No.2997282

>>2997275
I took part of it...

>> No.2997283

>>2997276
why do you have to still be so butthurt about that shit just forgive and forget

>> No.2997286

could have atelast took "ace macgyver" for the middle name

>> No.2997289

Ke$ha

>> No.2997291

>>2997286
Alright.

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2997292

>>2997286

yeah, OP's a dickweed

>> No.2997293

By the way, is it weird to get a boner when someone pisses in your ass? I didn't think so, so I said "Hey uncle harry, piss harder baby"

>> No.2997295

>>2997291
Thank you.

>> No.2997294 [DELETED] 

http://quizrace.com/join/25573

Why do I do these things /sci

>> No.2997303

>>2997295
You are most certainly welcome.

>> No.2997326

Bumping for the baby.

>> No.2997333

"Spades of"

>> No.2997334

Male

Johnson

>> No.2997344

Alright. Name is Spades of Ace MacGyver.

>> No.2997345

>>2997333
spades of ace macgyver
thats bout as good as its gonna get op

>> No.2997354

>>2997344
fucking awesome name make sure the egg grows up and op before you map out his life and all please allow him to watch mass amounts of nascar and one day hope to end up a race car driver