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2985937 No.2985937 [Reply] [Original]

what would make you rather have happen:

A. Emma Watson kidnaps you, rapes you, and in an act of contrition is willing to marry you and support you for the rest of your life.

B. Your IQ goes up 2-3 standard deviations (can't be calculated). You gain extreme focus abilities similar to a genius on ritalin and a near photographic memory.

>> No.2985945

This question is assuming that I find Emma attractive. I don't.

b)

>> No.2985941

>>2985937
>implying you can rape the willing
>implications

>> No.2985947

B, then build mind contol device to get A.

>> No.2985948

B

why is this even a question?

>> No.2985950

B.
(Full disclosure: I'm in a steady committed relationship with a tall slim bisexual gamer chick with great looks, a playful sense of humor, and DD breasts. Feels good, man.)

>> No.2985952

>>2985945
>>2985947
>>2985948
/sci/, I love you

>> No.2985955

>Implying that if B happened I wouldn't be smart enough to bed Emma Watson and make millions anyway.

>> No.2985957

>>2985947

is already ahead of the curve

>> No.2985959

B) of course, that isn't a question.

>> No.2985960

MArriage without love?

definitely B

>> No.2985961

B, I can get hot chicks on my own.

>> No.2985963

>>2985937

ALL OF U ARE FAGGGOES

Normally I'd pick A, but B sounds pretty hot...dunno

>> No.2985967

>>2985937
B.
who's Emma Watson?

>> No.2985972

seriously? B. I get what i please if my iq goes up 2-3 standard deviations.

>> No.2985979

A. easy.

Virginity lost; check
Financially free for the rest of life? check
Marry a Wizard; check

>> No.2985977

>>2985937
If I choose A, can my intelligence go down 3 standard deviates?

>> No.2985974

obviously B

>> No.2985985

>>2985979

raise an interesting point but you fail to realize,

B also gives you financial freedom
which will lead to increased wealth
which can lead to sex
etc

>> No.2985986

ritalin blows. take adderall.
and i would choose B, then with my extreme focus i would devise a plan to kidnap Emma Watson and wait for stockholm syndrome to take hold of her personality, which might already be somewhat unstable. then i will be extremely intelligent AND have an emma watson laying around for ME to rape.

>> No.2985991

A.

Also /sci/, sorry to say you don't need any more of a reason to be an insufferable fuck. Stop getting all circle jerky over B and feed your ego with a meaningful activity.

>> No.2985993

>>2985986
/thread

>> No.2985994

>>2985937

B
shit the things I could do with B. It wouldn't be man on mars in fifty years, it'd man on mars in 10. And be the fucking kind of saturn with that abirity.

>> No.2985999

>>2985979

I'd pick A. I'm happy with my intelligence.

intelligence doesn't lead to happiness, but emma watson does.

>> No.2986000
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2986000

>C. obtain Ph.D. in mathematics
>any pussy I want
>Emma Watson starting
>any job I want
>300k starting

BETCHA DIDN'T EXPECT IT IN THIS THREAD.

>> No.2986004

Only the faggots at B would want to be a savant that can do math really well. Get fucked.

>> No.2986016

If you're only super-intelligent, there's not that big of a chance of your genes surviving
However, if you reproduce with Emma Watson, your genes are guaranteed survival to some degree (assuming, of course, that you're already far above-average in intelligence, which most of you here are)

>> No.2986018

>>2985937
will she do everything i ask without question? if so A

if it's just marriage and normality then i'll go with B and find/make myself someone better.

>> No.2986020

1 pick B
2 kidnap and rape Emma Watson
3 ????
4 profit

>> No.2986021

A, I'm already smart enough.

>> No.2986030

>implying IQ actually tests intelligence, not personality

http://www.inewsone.com/2011/04/27/financial-reward-can-help-one-do-better-on-iq-tests/46321

http://articles.philly.com/2011-04-27/news/29478778_1_iq-scores-motivation-psychologist

>> No.2986040

B.

But A if instead of emma watson it was sum1 else

>> No.2986036

>>2986016
Who cares about whether their genes survive? It's not like you get to go with them on their adventures.

But if you become a genius, there's a chance that you can develop technology that will give you true immortality.

>> No.2986038

>>2986030
what if i'm completely apathetic and still have a reasonably high iq?

>> No.2986039

B


win youngest nobel prize in chem or physics (the only ones that matter)
fuck hot nerds for rest of life
Emeritus at 40.

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2986037

>>2986000

>> No.2986042

A.

I don't need an IQ boost to accomplish my academic goals. I'll have a rewarding career, financial stability, AND Emma Watson.

>> No.2986049

>>2986042

this ^

only idiots pick B.

>> No.2986067

>>2986049

You'd have to be one lonely loser to pick A. Just think of what you could do with a genius intellect and a photographic memory.

>> No.2986070

B

Emma is only temporary

>> No.2986072

A.
My iq is already at genius level (145)

>> No.2986081

>>2986067

emma is hotter and richer than my GF lol

i'm already smart,

A is just win-win

>> No.2986082

>>2986072
Yes, so is everyone elses on here.

>> No.2986092

>>2986082
did i mention i have an 8 inch penis?

>> No.2986094

B. without a fucking doubt. You could then use your mental prowess to achieve A and greater.

>> No.2986097

>>2986072

99% probable confirmed internet genius

>> No.2986105

>>2986067
get annoyed at idiots even more often?

>> No.2986109

>>2986067
it's not that great, sure you can learn anything you want but life is so fucking depressing when everyone around you is a moron

>> No.2986133

B

>> No.2986139

>>2986094

I don't think you understand how to attract women. why is sci so fucking dumb

>> No.2986172

>>2986139
How to attract women:

Throw money at it.

>> No.2986175

>>2986139
I bet I could bag a few slutz with custom drugs produced through my massive intellect.

>> No.2986265

>>2986172
virgin detected.
If you throw money at women they'll stay until you go dry then they'll leave you asap, and you might not even get any tail ("it's a bad day for me" , "not today i don't feel so good" , "what do you think i'm a slut?").

Real men get women without doing anything, they just need to look tough and manly. Invest in good clothes and a clean look, build up muscle mass, and listen to women when you talk to them but don't be lead by the leash by them just leave if you want to and she will feel lonely and will follow you instead of the other way around.

>> No.2986286

>>2986265

Oh my god. You picked choice B, didn't you?

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2986304

>>2986265

Agreed with the muscle gain... Disagree on the money tho; I've seen HUNDREDS of couples.. friends/acquaintances of mine, merely together because the man has some money. If you get dry then you didn't have too much money to begin with.
>"they just need to look tough and manly"
That's misleading, you don't have to act all alpha male on them; just be sleek.. have style.. be smart.
>she will feel lonely and will follow you instead of the other way around.
Some women don't follow, even if they want you with all their hearts... perhaps you're too intimidating, hell, I don't know. Bottom line, if you don't give at least a little, they won't chase you.

>> No.2986305

>>2986175
yeah but Emma Watson is a classy lady, not a slut.

>> No.2986312

>Choose B
>Hatch a plan to make A happen
>It's all a dream
>INCEPTION

>> No.2986323

>>2986305
Well, if she won't suck my dick for drugs, I'm sure your mother will.

>> No.2986331

>>2985937
Depends: Free bjs everyday?

>> No.2986357

>>2986331
yes, wife job.

>> No.2986388

b of course, you are on /sci/

>> No.2986399
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2986399

Eww girls. Genius please.

>> No.2986408

>>2986304
dude you don't know how fast a bitch can drain your money, they can spend 600$ on tiny clothes and shoes in one day, and you're expected to go out at least once a week so thats like 100$ gone, and then just wait till they want to" redecorate" bitches will spend so much money on useless crappy furniture and other crap

>> No.2986472

Easily D, Emma isn't my style and i'm more intelligent than I want to be. So D Final answer.
D.Elephants are larger than the moon.

>> No.2986483

B, because I'm not stupid

>> No.2986488

Two to fucking three standard deviations?
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>> No.2986494

ahahahhaaahaha all you genuises picking A, i can calculate 2-3
guess what
IT'S -1
enjoy ur retardation and hard concentration, ur not too brite already

>> No.2986503

Shit /sci....


I'm fucking torn.... B would be the greatest thing I would ever ask for....

A.... Getting to fuck Emma fucking Watson every day for the rest of my life? Well.. Actually....

Nah. B. Emma would get old and she's most likely a stuckup bitch anyway (So my friend who goes to Brown says at least.).... Regardless. A blowjob from her would be pretty fucking sweet.


Also. Not science.

GTFO.

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2986509

>>2986304
Hey Farmers,

My name is Takakura's apprentice, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are aging, non-playable, no-lifes who spend every second of their day walking around Forget-Me-Not Valley. You are everything noob in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever raised a successful crop? I mean, I guess it's fun throwing trash in The Spring, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than missing a heart event.

Don't be a Turtle Swamp. Just hit me with your best hurricane. I'm pretty much perfect. I've caught Big Yameme and Big Sharshark. What fish do you catch, other than "Tin Can"? I also win all the animal contests, and have a banging hot fiancee (She just got pregnant; Shit was SO cash). You are all 1st chapter faggots who should just turn off their consoles. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.2986528

B.
Even if I wasn't gay, or you replaced Emma Watson with, my personal Harem of rich attractive men, I would choose B.
I could do so much good for humanity with B.
My goal in life is to be part of a scientific advancement that improves the quality of life for all people in the world. With B, I could lead several of those projects.

>> No.2986546

>scientific advancement
>improve


choose one

>> No.2986617

This is literally a hard problem