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[Anonymous No.2981424]

hey /sci, i heard im dead is this true

[Anonymous No.2981430]

[Anonymous No.2981435]

I dont know? can you tell how slow the server is going in the last 20 minutes since they made the announcement on all the airwaves (~10 minutes after Obama's speech started)

[Anonymous No.2981439]

Canadiabro here, anybody got a stream?

[Anonymous No.2981445]

>man in cave with a good predicted 20+ health problems
>dead

[Anonymous No.2981449]

>mfw when Obama is gonna milk this for his 2012 campaign
>mfw when americans will reelected obama only based off the death of this sweet prince

[Anonymous No.2981448]

>>2981439
>>2981439
http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

[Anonymous No.2981451]

STREAM HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

http://www.cnn.com/

Click on "Launch Live Player". Shit is going down soon.

[Anonymous No.2981464]

Who gives a fuck if Osama bin Laden is dead, honestly?

There was no court trial and he said he didn't even fucking perpetrate 9/11, he's not (or now "was not") even wanted by the FBI for 9/11.

We "couldn't find" bin Laden for fucking 9 years, now he shows up dead and his body is in US custody.

Motherfucker wasn't doing shit anyway, this is just a distraction from the reality that we are failing in Afghanistan and the terrorists are still strong as fuck.

He's one dude in a decentralized system, sure it's cool that the bad guy died of cancer or whatever the fuck, but really, how the fuck is it in any way a victory? "An old man died of old age!"

Fuck Osama but I don't think this shit deserves mass media attention other than as a quick note that he's dead we don't have to worry about his faggot ass anymore.

Either way I guess it's cool he's dead, but still, it doesn't make me "happy" or make me feel like we are "winning."

[Anonymous No.2981473]

i guess the cia finally got tired of milking the whole terrorist thing and killed off their little puppet.

good riddance, although i'd rather hear that osama went out while blowing up the DoD.

[Anonymous No.2981475]

>implying this hasnt basically shut down /b/

[Anonymous No.2981486]

Ugh, I just found out about this.

Why is everyone so excited? No one has seen him in the last decade. People have been speculating he has been since the war started.

People are disgusting. The news just said people are singing the national anthem, and shouting "USA." They might as well executed him in a stadium.

[None !wf5JJ352J. No.2981489]

>>2981464
im glad some people aren't retarded in this country anymore. Obama simply needed a boost in approval for his new libya strike. So what do we do? Take out the body bag that we've probably had for a while to do it.

[Anonymous No.2981490]

>>2981464

I agree comrade.

[Anonymous No.2981491]

>>2981486


>just found out


>wonders why 4chan is so slow and buggy right now

>thread stickied with over 2600 posts on /b/ in less than 35 minutes


>/b/ has America Fuck Yeah playing in the background

[Anonymous No.2981492]

This is horrible.

My mother came running around the house turning on all the TVs cheering. She could see my face that I wasnt impressed, where upon she said "Its because of him that we cant bring more than 3 ounces of a liquid on an airplane!"

Disgusting. This country is just evil

[Anonymous No.2981504]

>>2981492


>implying she is wrong.

[Anonymous No.2981506]

America, you dun goof'd. Bby killing him (Osama bin Laden), he's gonna turn into a martyr. MLK dies, but we have civil rights. Ghandi dies, India is independent. Jesus dies, and we have Christianity. You can't take out a revolution, you can't kill a idea. You kill that man, he's gonna become immortal in the eyes of his followers. I hate to say it, but the US gov't might have just made a huge mistake by killing bin Laden. But who knows? Time will tell what is in store for us, whether it is good or it is bad. But long story short, America probably just messed things up a whole lot worse.

[Anonymous No.2981507]

>everyone but /sci/ is impressed

i am proud, son

[Anonymous No.2981510]

>>2981504

She is wrong.

Why is it, that when the government makes our life hard we just make this groan like "Oh that darn government, always doing stupid stuff"

which is justified, because nothing has ever suggested doing things like limiting the amount of fluid, or anything airport security has done has ever accomplished anything.

But when some guy, who didnt take credit for, and had no direct connect to 9/11 dies people think that is is responsible for all the hardship the US government has inflicted on everyone?

Dont sway too much American public.

[Anonymous No.2981511]

>>2981506
*By
Fucking typos, man.

[None !wf5JJ352J. No.2981515]

>>2981507
at least some of this country is smart. Shows it right here. feelsgoodman.jpg

[resident /sci/ economist !!0CqB7P/574e No.2981516]

>>2981515
>>2981507

Ive been posting in this thread anon. I just want to say. Thank you /sci/

[Anonymous No.2981518]

>>2981492
you don't like it? then get out!

[Anonymous No.2981520]

Any word on why they killed him before an interrogation?

[Anonymous No.2981524]

>>2981518

No u! You dont like me! You get out! Go to Canada!

[Anonymous No.2981525]

>>2981506

this

[Anonymous No.2981527]

>>2981520

Whats stopping them from just killing a Bin Laden looking guy? And claiming it is Bin Laden?

[Anonymous No.2981531]

>>2981449

This is the true horror that this outcome will bring. When the ignorant masses reelect Obama as they did during the first campaign when he promised 'change', the U.S. will fall flat on its face. And yes: I'm a U.S. citizen.

[Anonymous No.2981543]

>>2981531

>this is what republicans actually believe.

[Anonymous No.2981549]

I don't know how I feel about this. I was never big with politics or patriotism so I can't help but feel cynical at what's happened. What's deplorable is Americans who probably don't even know all the details (what Bin Laden has done, what exactly Al Queda does, etc) are going to scream about how awesome this event is. People are also going to say Obama is the best president ever. I say he got lucky. He just happened to be in term. Fuck it, let them have their fun.

[Anonymous No.2981551]

>>2981543

Too bad I'm a social democrat. LULZ

[Anonymous No.2981554]

inb4 quid pro quo for removal of drone and some sort of aid/arms package

[Anonymous No.2981557]

The crowd of white college kids in from of the White House makes me LOL. The Georgetown and GW kids who didn't have pudes during 9/11 must have been jerking off to cable news in real time...

Also, I saw a white people wearing Howard shirts...?

[Anonymous No.2981559]

>>2981543
>Implying he isn't going to milk this for 2012

he's doing basically the same exact thing that bush did.

[Anonymous No.2981562]

>get bin laden dead or alive
>obviously he shows up dead

Talk about no restraint

[Anonymous No.2981566]

5-1-11 never forget.

[Anonymous No.2981568]

>>2981557
Yeah, you can see them waving Bush Cheney posters that are at least 6 years old (saved from middle school?). The Kool-Aid runs thick at DC schools. Catholic is especially scaaaaary...

[Anonymous No.2981572]

>>2981562
What were you expecting, a trial in 2nd District Court where he might - you know - be found "not guilty" through due process?

[Anonymous No.2981573]

>>2981559

And this is EXACTLY why this is a horrible situation for the upcoming reelection.

Obama is doing a fair job as of now. His foreign policy (lolwut) is lacking and he really seems to have his head in the clouds...but he has gone through with most of his campaign promises.

But that isn't the issue. The issue is now that Obama will be accredited this and, like Bush, will gain a 2nd term through ignorant voters.

But hey: Bush's second term was full of awesome wasn't it? Maybe Obama's will be too! We can just keep borrowing money from China, issue government bailouts, and further the decline of our educational system (because our defense budget is soooo much more important).

It's all good.

[Anonymous No.2981579]

I can't believe this, why is the united states govenment wasting money on hunting this guy down when there's still CP in own backyard.

Please someone think of the children.

[Anonymous No.2981580]

>>2981579
It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[Anonymous No.2981607]

>>2981464
wait, what?

are you telling me this alex jones bullshit is actually regarded as legit on /sci/
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.2981615]

>>2981579
Central Punjab?

[Anonymous No.2981634]

>>2981607

Nothing he says is outlandish. I'm sure the Afghanistan terrorist organizations were prepared for Osama's death so this won't cripple them logistically. It provides a boost to American morale and hurts the terrorist morale. That is really the only purpose of making a big deal of Osama's death.

[Anonymous No.2981640]

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[Anonymous No.2981649]

>>2981634
awww shit, i misinterpreted his post
he sounded like a truther...
and i've heard too much of that bullshit tonight...
my apologies....

[Anonymous No.2981676]

Does your brain still work? If so, your not truly dead--unless your personality and memories can be run in another medium (for ex: computer).

[Anonymous No.2981697]

>>2981676
TIL Osama bin Laden in a cyborg.

[Anonymous No.2981705]

Boo-Yeah

[Anonymous No.2981714]

america - 1 terrorists - 0

[Anonymous No.2981722]

>Your face when osama bin laden was said to be dead for years by some president of a middle east country and she was killed soon after saying that and it was covered up

[Anonymous No.2981729]

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[Anonymous No.2981736]

>>2981697

Prepare Laden personality deleting maleware!

[Anonymous No.2981753]

finally...


-YOU GOT ISLAM BEARD!-

[Anonymous No.2981759]

I'm afraid guys. Two reasons:;

1.) Obama will milk this and is taking credit for all of it. Liberals everywhere will say, "Obama killed Osama. He is such a good president. FOUR MORE YEARS x infinity."

mfw, this is all a distraction from terrible shit that's happening here in the U.S.: Crippling gas prices causing food prices to go up - while the working class of this country is becoming weaker - coupled with terrible weather disasters in the middle of the country. All of these terrible weather storms are making the economy worse as resources, businesses and wealth is destroyed. Then no other country returns the favor. Fuckin' freeloaders.

2.) Like someone on this post said, Osama will become a martyr. This will only strengthen any jihadist or Al Queda follower to be pushed to the extreme. Expect fucking TSA security invasive security methods to go through the roof at airports for the next, idk, maybe 5 years.
On top of all this is the newspapers and "doomsday" tv shows reporting that the next big thing will be a nuclear or biological attack.

All in all, prepare your anus. This is one bumpy ride.

[Anonymous No.2981763]

>mfw you're right..

>yfw when you realize he's right


>fuckIhavenopictureforthat.png.avi,exe

[Anonymous No.2981783]

>>2981579

Made me lul

[Anonymous No.2981789]

>>2981705

[Anonymous No.2981792]

Sage for americanoproblems-amerifatism and other viral bullshit.

[Anonymous No.2981812]

>>2981759
I am not letting this shit get in my way toward transhumanist augmentations/replacements and technological immortality!

[Anonymous No.2981823]

>>2981759
How exactly will he become a martyr?

He hid in a cave for ten years probably eating goat shit and wiping his ass with sand, only to get curbstomped by the U.S. in the end.

If I was a terrorist I'd say "fuck that" and go home.

[Anonymous No.2981824]

>>2981759

iknowthatfeel.jpg

[Anonymous No.2981886]

>>2981759
>Crippling gas prices.
I see somebody has never been outside of America before.

[Anonymous No.2981896]

That's what he gets for buying an iphone

[Anonymous No.2981917]

>>2981464
>This

But I think Americans right now really needed the moral boost with their failing economy and degrading society. But you've got to wonder what the new "leader" of Al Queda is going to do to show that he means business.

[Anonymous No.2981980]

>>2981917
Lazy lurking Amerifag here.

I just realized something... We are somewhat like Ancient roam when they were about to fall, and people like that are like the barbarians.

[Anonymous No.2982001]

I don't think the US was holding onto his body to help Obama win re-election, I'm not that much of a conspiracy theorist. However, they probably haven't been looking that hard for Osama for like the past four years, everything in Afghanistan/etc. has been about the Taliban and "nation building". Finding him was really just a stroke of luck, plus Osama was a worthless diseased geezer. As people have said, he really does serve better as a martyr.

I'd like to hope that his death would bring an end to these wars, but I know nothing will change, if anything people will be even more accepting of bullshit due to a renewed fervor of patriotism.

[Anonymous No.2982020]

Obama bombae'd Osama?

[Anonymous No.2982031]

We all know why it took so long to find him.
Bin Laden shouldn't have attacked Japan with that Tsunami.
No one fucks with Japan.

[Anonymous No.2982034]

WTF, they buried the body of Obama at sea. No one even took pictures

[Anonymous No.2982041]

>>2981980
toynbee, toynbee everywhere.
>captcha: nonfor Behavioral

[Anonymous No.2982060]

>>2982031

seriously? how in fuck did you think they did that? you cant make tsunamis with bombs dude..dumb americans

[Anonymous No.2982063]

>>2981579
>think of the children

always.

[Anonymous No.2982064]

American censorship and "yellow news" is so bad right now. America will never know what he did to make the military so angry with him. Maybe he was really just a scape goat ....... we'll never know ...... why is that so irritating.

[Anonymous No.2982065]

>>2982031
If his "people," want their revenge. I am moving to Japan. Since I only lurk /sci/, I may become a Zen Buddhist and live in a Japanese Zen Buddhist temple.

[Anonymous No.2982079]

>>2982065
Good luck living underwater, giant weeaboo coward faggot.

[Anonymous No.2982098]

>>2982079
It's not cowardice to seek survival...

[Anonymous No.2982107]

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[Anonymous No.2982113]

You are 13 times more likely to die in a railway accident than from a terrorist attack
You are 12,571 times more likely to die from cancer than from a terrorist attack
You are six times more likely to die from hot weather than from a terrorist attack
You are eight times more likely to die from accidental electrocution than from a terrorist attack
You are 11,000 times more likely to die in an airplane accident than from a terrorist plot involving an airplane
You are 87 times more likely to drown than die in a terrorist attack
You are 404 times more likely to die in a fall than from a terrorist attack
You are 17,600 times more likely to die from heart disease than from a terrorist attack
You are 1048 times more likely to die from a car accident than from a terrorist attack
You are 12 times more likely to die from accidental suffocation in bed than from a terrorist attack
You are nine times more likely to choke to death on your own vomit than die in a terrorist attack
You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist

[Anonymous No.2982121]

>>2982113
>You are 404 times more likely to die in a fall than from a terrorist attack

I lost my appendix because I fell once. I still think I would be dead now, if I did not vomit in front of that stupid RN who was going to dismiss it as food poisoning...

[Anonymous No.2982122]

>>2982113
If you declare war on America, you are 9001 times more likely to die from the bullet of a Delta operator than from kidney failure.

[Anonymous No.2982123]

>>2982121
That lead to getting more people to check on me. One of them was a doctor who know what he was doing and did some tests that showed my appendix was internally dying (or something like that).