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Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:25:34 2011 No.2972562 [Reply] [Original]

What would /sci/ think of a world run by aperture science?

(This post is more meaningful if you've played Portal 2)

>>	deleted Sat Apr 30 15:40:34 2011 No.2972643 File: 19 KB, 451x263, 1281506257515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woud be beutiful

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:44:34 2011 No.2972652 File: 150 KB, 797x927, portal2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:45:34 2011 No.2972654 no ethical boundaries everything is done in pursuit of science every human is mute and hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:45:34 2011 No.2972655 File: 126 KB, 293x300, I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The world would truly be a better place if I could quantum tunnel into and out of my shower every morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:47:34 2011 No.2972659 It would be a triumph they would make a note there: HUGE SUCCESS It would be hard to overstate their satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:48:34 2011 No.2972665 They have invented mind uploading and portals and infinite energy, they would invent more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 15:50:34 2011 No.2972677 File: 127 KB, 293x300, I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2972655 better version

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 21:58:34 2011 No.2974615 The only downside is that it would be a dictatorship and everyone would be required to take part in dangerous tests, for the sake of science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:00:34 2011 No.2974632 Black Mesa made Aperture go bankrupt. Enjoy a penniless, dying world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:02:34 2011 No.2974650 Apperture >Bankrupt >spends money it doesn't have on needless and inefficient things >One guy in charge >No regard for the health or well being of anyone Doesn't seem all that different from our current system

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:03:34 2011 No.2974658 Cave or GLaDOS? Cave was a true bro, I would be honored to live in his benevolent patriarchy. GLaDOS is a crazy bitch, FUCK NO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:03:34 2011 No.2974655 >>2974615 All test subjects were volunteers. Mandatory testing was only in place because they were almost bankrupt and even then you could opt out if your research was good enough.

Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:04:34 2011 No.2974663
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homicidal sentient supercomputers designed with the sole intent of testing the living fuck out of every living organism they see with various experimental objects
...and also absolutely no hope in ever seeing a trace of Black Mesa, fat jokes, gordon freeman, a lambda, or gay bens

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:06:34 2011 No.2974677 File: 53 KB, 393x398, 1300341283299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2974650

Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Apr 30 22:08:34 2011 No.2974685
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I would love it. Space travel and colonization would explode with the availability of firing portals onto Luna, Mars, and perhaps if it's timed correctly, exoplanets.

Just no GlaDoS please.

Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:09:34 2011 No.2974693
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In the actual Half-Life universe canon, Black Mesa actually ended up running the world, after a fashion. All the tech we've seen the 'combine' using on earth is most likely terrestrial in nature, from Black Mesa labs.

And if that is the case, they (Black Mesa) really were PATHETIC. They even fucking STOLE the 50's-era portal gun, and somehow fucked it up (turning it into the weird vacuum gun from Half-Life, remember that?).

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:17:34 2011 No.2974737 >>2972654 dude, chell was fucking ugly in the first portal

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:21:34 2011 No.2974764 portal gun makes infinite energy. Also, moon portal destroys world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:22:34 2011 No.2974772 I would be trained as a stalemate resolution associate, and I would also be a full time employee.

Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:26:34 2011 No.2974801
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A sentient AI with the sole intention to at first kill, and then after having a morality core installed simply test every human who enters its lab does not sound like much fun at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:27:34 2011 No.2974811 >>2974693 Thats the gluon gun

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 30 22:31:34 2011 No.2974843 the Aperture Science Facility is the most god damn epic facility ever imagined. Hell yeah.

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