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If I were to give myself a milk enema, what would be absorbed into my body and how long would I have to keep it in?

>> No.2968640

Legit thread btw

>> No.2968657

why...?

>> No.2968712

>>2968657
I want to rectally absorb the nutritious fats and proteins contained in milk.

>> No.2968734

>>2968712
For those not understanding of what he said, he wants milk in his ass.

Not sexual at all.

>> No.2968762

I read that if you're stranded in a lifeboat at sea, you can't drink seawater of course but you can take seawater in your bum via enema. A family was stranded in a boat at sea, and the Doctor father actually did this and saved their lives. Fortunately someone had the forethought to pack an enema kit in the lifeboat. Not the first thing you'd think of.

So to answer your question, get a well-equipped lifeboat and take a milk enema.

>> No.2968840

>>2968734
I want to know if I absorb the fats/proteins...

>> No.2968853

>>2968840


no. the bacteria in your bowels and the bile that mixes in your small intestine must first break down most of the precursor materials that contain these chemicals.


for example, fats (di, tri, and monoglycerides) are broken down into fatty acids.

cells (like literal animal cells) are broken down into proteins and fat (mostly)...

large complicated proteins (which are composed of hundreds to thousands of individual amino acids) are broken down into amino acids.
so the answer is no.


the stuff you NORMALLy eat is broken down this way... the rest is pooped out.

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>>2968762

>Filling your children's rectums with seawater...

>> No.2968887

>no baby it's just sea water, that's why it's salty

>> No.2969566

bump

>> No.2969593

>>2968762
Or a salty milk enema. Four out of five doctors recommend it.

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2969599

What the fuck am I reading.

>> No.2969638

I heard of a mouthwash (listerine) enema where you put listerine in your rectum and you absorb the alcohol and not the other things so its a cheap drunk. Anyone know if this would work?

>> No.2969642

If you were to fill your entire large intestine with some form of 'milk' and somehow bypass the one-way sphincters controlling the flow of biological waste and track the liquid back to the small intestine, you may have some chance of absorbing some simple amino acids and basic proteins within the milk into your bloodstream, along with the water content in said milk. But, it would most likely kill you as you would be also forcing the bacteria-ridden contents of your large intestine directly into your bloodstream, along with the non-digested/broken down complex compounds within the milk. You'd achieve a better sensation and painless death by simply injected unpasteurized milk and raw sewage directly into your cephalic vein on your arm.

>> No.2969648

>>2969638
I think so but vodka would probably work too, rite? Why waste perfectly good listerine.

>> No.2969668

>>2969648
Lets say its my only option.

>> No.2969687

>>2969668

you can get drunk with alcoholic beverage enemas, but be very careful with the dosage, its very easy to pass the threshold and get into a coma. people have died doing this.

>> No.2969996

>>2969687
I put a whole beer first time in me. Why didnt I get the slightest bit drunk? Its supposed to absorb in like 15 sec. I dont have a crazy tolorance either.

>> No.2970013

>>2969687
I used a whole beer why didnt I even get a buzz? Its supposed to be 15 sec. I dont have a crazy tolerance either.

>> No.2971213

bump