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2964384 No.2964384 [Reply] [Original]

i'm still trying to find a way to make money from the idiots who think the world will be ending. Oh well, best I have come up with is Doomsday Insurance.

>> No.2964403

Anyone else have similar schemes?

>> No.2964404

WHOOOO Mayan new years!

I plan to get drunk and party hard

>> No.2964410

>Find out locations of cult gatherings
>Wait till they drink Kool-aid and die
>Pick their pockets
>Repeat all night long
>???
>Profit

>> No.2964516

Bet them a few grand the world won't end.

>> No.2964556

>>2964516
even if the world blows up you don't need to pay, that's a win win

better yet, sell people Mayan Apocalypse insurance

>> No.2964560

Oh come on it's not that difficult

1. find charismatic person
2. promise them half the profits
3. use charismatic person to create doomsday cult which guarantees salvation if they give all their posessions to you
4. have party on doomsday
5. make sure charismatic person is in house
6. seal doors shut
7. light house on fire
8. ???
9. PROFIT!

>> No.2964565

>>2964560
needa be sure the charismatic person doesn't spill the beans to anyone that you won't be killin in the house.

>> No.2964567
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2964567

>>2964560
And so it seems we have finally found the true purpose of Brian Cox.

>> No.2964578

>>2964560

Im a very charismatic person (dad beat it to me actually, sad story really) and before I read the last few lines I was going to ask how we can do this...

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>> No.2964584

>>2964578

you could always do it on your own just remove step 5

>> No.2964598

>>2964584

Yea and have the police on my ass? No thanks.

>> No.2964671
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2964671

How do I shut my dad up talking about all this 2012 shit? He's convinced it was predicted by Nostradamus and the Mayans and a bunch of other shit, despite not having a shred of evidence to share. I wanna lay the logical hammer down so he stops with this knowing "somethin' big's comin' son, whether you believe it or not" wink-and-a-grin bullshit.

>> No.2964678

>>2964671
take out a high interest loan in his name that isn't due until 2013

>> No.2964722

>>2964678
preferably a method that won't leave him bankrupt...maybe a way of bringing him around to not buying into superstition and bullshit.

>> No.2964748

Throw a "Last party of your life" with a 100$ entrance fee.

>> No.2964866

>>2964722

ask him for specific evidence the mayan's used, and argue the particular defects

it's easy to just appeal to mayan authority, but when you actually look at what they thought they were total idiots

nostrodamus lol...tell him to stop watching the history channel