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Just swallowed about 4 of these fucking neodymium magnet balls so I'm going to get a scan now.

I'll be back to the thread afterwards, wish me luck!

>> No.2962120

you dun goofed OP

>> No.2962116

Good luck.

>> No.2962132

You will die.

>> No.2962176

You are aware that the magnetic fields for MRI(assuming that's what you mean by "scan") are strong enough to rip those balls through your flesh and bone? You dead bro.

>> No.2962211

now that would easily classify as a Darwin nominee.

>> No.2962214

>>2962176
>>implying an xray won't be sufficient.

>> No.2962218
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2962218

>mfw people take it seriously

>> No.2962239

nothing a bunch of laxative wont sure

>> No.2962248

>>2962113
make sure its a MRI scan

>> No.2962252

>>2962113
scan what ?

>> No.2962258
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>>2962218
anyone else think this guy looks like barry chuckle?

>> No.2962259

Hopefully they all stuck together in your stomach, if not, as they wind through your intestines, eventually they will go through intestines next to one another and snap together causing excrutiating pain.

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>>2962248
don't patronise me NOOOB

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>>2962259

I didn't even think of that!

>> No.2962297

Make a giant chain and dangle it in your throat. Continue adding to the chain one by one, cramming it further and further down your gut as you go. When the end of the chain comes out your pooper, you've probably got the balls you swallowed caught onto it, so then you can just pull it out.

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>>2962259
>if not, as they wind through your intestines, eventually they will go through intestines next to one another and snap together causing excrutiating pain.

Oh jesus fuck

>> No.2962302

>>2962259
>>2962285
Those can be pretty dangerous actually as they're quite powerful.

I guess that if he swallowed all four at once, it's probably fine but if he swallowed one and swallowed another later, it can be a real danger.

>> No.2962303

>>2962259

Enjoy your surgery, faggot

>> No.2962307

>>2962285
JUST IMAGINE THAT PAIN HOLY MOTHER OF GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.2962335

http://inurdaes.tumblr.com/

>> No.2962343

>>2962307

there are no pain receptors in your intestines

>> No.2962345

>>2962343
then why does it hurt when you get really constipated?

>> No.2962348

>>2962345

Read an anatomy book moron.

>> No.2962360

>pain receptors in internal organs, such as the intestine are limited and imprecise. The intestine can be pinched, cut, or burned without generating a pain signal. However, stretching and pressure can cause severe intestinal pain, even from something as relatively harmless as a trapped gas bubble.

http://www.merckmanuals.com/home/sec06/ch078/ch078a.html

>> No.2962382

>>2962360
-10 internets to you
>>2962348
+10 internets to you

>> No.2962388

>>2962382
teh other way around

>> No.2962410

>>2962360
So they do have pain receptors they just suck at doing their job.

>> No.2962425

go get an MRI, that's the only way you'll see them

>> No.2962442

>>2962360
I'm pretty sure there would be a lot of stretching and pressure involved.

>> No.2962444

>>2962410
No they do a perfectly reasonable job. When are you ever going to need highly sensitive pain receptors in your intestines? You have a habit of eating razors? Sensitivity to compression and expansion is pretty much all that's needed.

>> No.2962480

>>2962444
>butthurt intestine spotted
Rib cage here, enjoy being a shit-tier internal organ.

>> No.2962627

>>2962480
>butthurt intestine
>shit-tier internal organ
damn

>> No.2962637

>>2962480
>mfw I'm the brain

Suck my dick, faggots.

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>>2962627

>> No.2962649
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2962649

That's one of the things that you're EXPLICITLY told not to do with them. How the fuck did you manage FOUR, OP? Not one, not two, but four.

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2962659

>>2962637
your face when you're the brain

>> No.2962664

>>2962637
Dick here. You're all faggots.

>> No.2962685

Im embarassed to tell this story but this happened to me the other day.

I was sitting around, naked, like I often to when I have privacy. Just screwing around on the computer.

Im also building stuff in my garage which requires those strong neodymium magnets as a material. Naturally I have a lot of magnets laying around, and naturally I will fiddle with one in my hand if I can.

You can do cool stuff like, put one on one side of your palm and the other one will stick to your palm on the other side. Same with the fingers. etc.

So eventually after months of this same route:

1. occasional boredom
2. Nudity
3. magnets

I see my penis and I think "Hey, I could smack two magnets on either side of my penis and they will hold onto each other. Eh, this probably isnt a good idea but whatever."

I do so. Feels weird, nothing bad happens. Unlike my finger, there is no bone or dense structure in my penis to naturally resist the magnets as they get pulled into my skin. What happened next, hurt a lot. They magnets slipped away from the center of my penis, towards the edge where my skin is a bit loser and just pinched a large chunk of skin together in what was not even a milimeter of distance.

Hurt so bad. What hurt even more was trying to remove the magnets.

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>>2962685
lmao. why teh fuk would you do that?? guys are fucking wierd!

>> No.2962732

>>2962719

After dealing with magnets for so long I made a few assumptions:

Magnets are:
1. Fun
2. Interesting
3. Practical
4. Not excruciatingly painful

>> No.2962741

>>2962732
>4. Not excruciatingly painful

That's the painful assumption that everybody makes, before it's too late. It's like when you have a spring, and you manage to tangle it up into an unfixable mess.

>> No.2962765

>>2962741

That reminds me of one of my largest regrets.

I had a physics class in high school. We have lots of cool stuff like springs. Naturally we would play with them. And often do things even the teacher thought was cool. Eventually I got one tangled, in such a way that it was un-untangable. The problem was I had gotten it in that state, while it was wrapped around two desks.

It was obvious whoever broke it was in the area of those desks, and I assume the only way to fix it was by cutting the spring.

I never manned up to it, or apologized, and the teacher never complained about it.

I feel bad today. If I ever saw that teacher Id bring it up and apologize.

>> No.2962774

>>2962307
>>2962285
>>2962259

I think 4chan just discovered the world's worst possible thing to happen inside your body

>> No.2962797

>>2962765
> I assume the only way to fix it was by cutting the spring.

You just need a lot of time and patience and a gentle touch so you get it untangled in perfect shape.
And a complete incapability to feel frustration.

>> No.2962821

>>2962765

All of a sudden this seems familiar. Please drop a hint as to where this was (high school name would suffice).

>> No.2962836

>>2962821

Mountain Pointe High School. Phoenix Arizona