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Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:41:29 2011 No.2938131 [Reply] [Original]

How are cats so impossibly cute?

This is ridiculous

I love you kitteh! meow meow

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:43:29 2011 No.2938139 They aren't, it's impossible. That's how we know cats don't actually exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:44:29 2011 No.2938145 I would fuck that cat

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:44:29 2011 No.2938150 File: 38 KB, 408x459, 1302352263745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this ones little tie, shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:45:29 2011 No.2938155 >>2938150 How are you Mr. Kitty!!!1

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:46:29 2011 No.2938161 File: 23 KB, 320x457, 1302389470105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:47:29 2011 No.2938164 actually cats are very insensitive and manipulative. they only care about themselves, compared to dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:47:29 2011 No.2938167 File: 493 KB, 250x188, cat-gif-cards.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cats really do make life more interesting. Such unique personalities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:49:29 2011 No.2938180 >>2938164 but millions of people still take care of them. How can I have the power of cats? I want people to fawn over me while I'm only getting what I want.

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:51:29 2011 No.2938185
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>>2938164

all animals only care for themselves.

dogs believe they can care for themselves by being loyal to their owner.

cats believe they can care for themselves by making their owner be their bitch.

but cats clean themselves, poop in a box, and are low maintenance so they can actually do that. It's like the bitchy hot girlfriend that you wish you had can get away with bullshit because she knows that you're lucky to have her.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:54:29 2011 No.2938195 >>2938180 Yeah, well, man, just sayin'. Squirrels also look "cute" but they can infect you with a shitload of viruses if they bite you. Also, women look cute, but....yeah, cats are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:56:29 2011 No.2938202 You've been infected with taxoplasmosis gondii Enjoy your brain parasite dohohoho

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:58:29 2011 No.2938211 cats are cute, but dogs are total bros that will fight off cougars and shit. http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-04/world/boy.cougar.attack_1_cougar-dog-cnn?_s=PM:WORLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:58:29 2011 No.2938214 >>2938164 they lack dogs' expressiveness IF YOU ONLY KNEW

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 18:58:29 2011 No.2938215 natural selections. humans only accepted the cutest ones, shunning the others. with time cats got more and more cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:00:29 2011 No.2938224 >>2938185 my dog cleans herslef and poops in a box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:03:29 2011 No.2938242 Maybe /sci/ knows this... Apparently cats like it when you carefully slap the base of their tail. Any reason why this is and why you should or shouldn't be doing it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:03:29 2011 No.2938248 >>2938211 yeah but cats fight off bears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57VbE0J9niw

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:04:29 2011 No.2938250 >>2938215 this sounds plausible

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:05:29 2011 No.2938255 >>2938242 you are preparing them for "your love" ask /b/ for more details

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:07:29 2011 No.2938267 >>2938131 >kitteh How are intentional misspellings so impossibly enraging? This is ridiculous I hate you OP! fag fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:08:29 2011 No.2938272 >>2938248 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8

>>	privyet !XQKaxAmikM Sat Apr 23 19:12:29 2011 No.2938292 File: 21 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:13:29 2011 No.2938296 Cuttlefish are superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:15:29 2011 No.2938301 >>2938272 Dogs play with polar bears huh?

>>	privyet !XQKaxAmikM Sat Apr 23 19:24:29 2011 No.2938324 File: 9 KB, 275x183, images (89).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 19:27:29 2011 No.2938348 >>2938272 at the end of the video it looks like the bear is trying to mount the dog. how cute

>>	privyet !XQKaxAmikM Sat Apr 23 19:29:29 2011 No.2938358 File: 5 KB, 189x267, images (39).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:31:29 2011 No.2940269 >>2938202 Only feral cats have that, you stupid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:34:29 2011 No.2940285 >>2938202 http://www.vet.cornell.edu/fhc/brochures/toxo.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 24 00:47:29 2011 No.2940332 File: 16 KB, 450x439, cat proximity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why.

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