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2933016 No.2933016 [Reply] [Original]

hey /sci/ let's make /sci/ence jokes

your mom is so fat, it would take me approximately 65 light years to measure her waistline!

>> No.2934983

your mom is so fat that alpha centauri is orbiting her

>> No.2934989

Your mom is so fat she is being considered for alternative energy.

>> No.2934993

your mom is so fat that if you plotted her frequency response you would see that it has the shape of a hamburger

>> No.2934994

OP is so gay, he's an engineer!

>> No.2934997

your mom ingests so many calories each day that she is really overweight

>> No.2934998

The similarity between me and neutrinoes? We're both constantly penetrating your mom

>> No.2935001

your mom sucks cocks because it's a part of her reproductive instincts

>> No.2935002

>>pic very related, it is about OP's mother

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>>2935002

>> No.2935006

Your mom is so fat she emits Hawking radiation

>> No.2935007

"Your mom is so fat that she expanded super luminously, creating you as our god." - John 13.77

>> No.2935014

You're mom so fat, the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 300,000,000 m/s

>> No.2935020

>>2933016
Your mom is so fat I thought she was EK

>> No.2935017

your mom is so fat that she is the universe

>> No.2935027

hey babe wanna come back to my place and check out the exponential growth of my natural log

>> No.2935030
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>>2935020
faggot

>> No.2935034

>>2935030
your picture is so stupid i thought you were EK

>> No.2935092

>>2935027
u sure that its exponential?

>> No.2935099

>>2935092
Yep. It *shrinks* exponentially. He forgot to mention that the growth is actually negative.

>> No.2935293

Your mother's so fat she's decelerating the rate of universal expansion

>> No.2935527

>>2934994
Best one in this thread

>> No.2935552

OP is so dumb, he thought that light years are a measure of time.

>> No.2935559

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive!"

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>> No.2937348

your mom has a penis, its a trap