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Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:03:40 2011 No.2932536 [Reply] [Original]

How do I scientifically stop water from splashing up when I go piss in the toilet? Is there a special way I should aim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:04:40 2011 No.2932540 have a longer dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:05:40 2011 No.2932552 >>2932536 Hit the bowl with the largest deflection you can to run into the water

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:05:40 2011 No.2932556 steepest angle possible into the deepest part of the bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:06:40 2011 No.2932557 >>2932540 I'm half asian/white so I think that's out of the question, any other tips?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:06:40 2011 No.2932558 Squat so the urine does not travel as far

>>	EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Fri Apr 22 19:11:42 2011 No.2932596 >>2932557 don't piss directly into the water, piss on the side of the toilet bowl. the piss will slowly trickle down into the water, and not splash up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:14:40 2011 No.2932620 >>2932596 This, ever since I was a kid. Can't piss directly into the water, just feels weird actually hearing the splashing sound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:14:40 2011 No.2932619 I found this shit out when I was 7, are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:14:40 2011 No.2932617 >>2932596 I thought you were gone? Great...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:17:40 2011 No.2932636 >>2932620 Are you a wizard and/or gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:19:40 2011 No.2932656 >>2932596 >>2932536 For once, I agree with you EK. I'm the dude who was mad. I thought this was standard toilet-knowledge. Did OP grow up in a cave?

>>	EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Fri Apr 22 19:20:42 2011 No.2932661 File: 23 KB, 508x406, comeatmebro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2932617 fuck you. was my answer not to your standard? umad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:22:40 2011 No.2932671 Oh btw, all answers in this thread are given by faggots. Even if you aim for the ceramic and not the water, it'll still splash.

>>	only on 4chan Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:25:40 2011 No.2932678 >>2932556 this snell's law also, throw a sheet of toilet paper in to act as a mechanical buffer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:27:40 2011 No.2932687 Piss on the bowl. I didn't like listened to the sound when I was a child either. I was kind of a wimp and did not want people to hear me pee. It might splash onto you if you do not aim close to the water.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:28:40 2011 No.2932689

>>2932671

If your urine is exiting the urethra with sufficient force to splash a large distance off the porcelain, your ductwork too inelastic. This is usually caused by an excess of sodium and means you can likely expect to suffer a stroke in the near future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:40:40 2011 No.2932743 File: 80 KB, 464x464, 1303175118506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2932689 Sweet!

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