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ITT: We talk like business people.

>I offer tier scaleable paradigm changes that can optimize synergy for dynamic breakthroughs for incentivizing.

>> No.2922417

>My major IS real, guys!

>> No.2922438

>I make more money than scientists and engineers with one tenth the effort.

>> No.2922445

>broseph, we blowin' up that sweet kegger TN?

>> No.2922453
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2922453

>Sup bro!
>Did you come to Jessicas party?
>Yeah dude! I totally nailed 2 of those chicks.
>Haha, nice!
>Yeah, I don't think my girlfriend knows shit.

>> No.2922468

>Let's walk and talk while we synergize a game plan to really push our brainstorm sessions to the next level

>> No.2922474

>Aww shit man, I got to take fucking BUSINESS CALCULUS next semester!
>oh bro, shit sucks, textbook is like $300 and you got to buy a ti-89 titanium; class is hard as SHIT
>Yea man, it's all of the hard stuff from Calc 1, 2 and 3 all merged together
>Haha, yea, Engineers and scientists think they got it rough? fucking monkeys

>> No.2922475

>>2922384
ITT: we talk like engineers

>`

>> No.2922486

>Paul Owen walks in wearing a cashmere one-button sports jacket, tropical wool flannel slacks, a button-down tab-collared shirt by Ronaldus Shamask, but it's really the tie - blue and black and red and yellow bold stripes from Andrew Fezza by Zanzarra - that impresses me.

>> No.2922488

my roommate went from engineering to business.

should I laugh at him?

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2922491

SYNERGY

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2922492

>why would you major in math?

>> No.2922495

>>2922488
Couldn't handle the heat. He probably made the right choice for himself though.

>> No.2922496

>>2922468
Holy fuck. Lulz.

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2922497

>Hey engineers, how does it feel to suck my dick?

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2922509

Should be easy since i really am a buisness major,


A Filthy peasant worker humANT talked to me today and asked me for a dollar so they could buy something to eat before going to work i told them that money doesn't grow on trees and if they want something they've got to work for it like the rest of their kind.

God i hate filthy henchmen so much. When will these subhuman slaves realize that we buisness people are...different..from them that we are rulers and they are the ruled? Sigh..

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2922503

>fuckin science bro, can't even explain the tides, and like, how it comes in and goes out without a miscommunication.

>> No.2922549

>>2922509
Is that you Alan Greenspan?

>> No.2922554

ITT:

Dependent faggots who don't know how to find the area under a curve

business = garbage

>> No.2922566

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

>Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,


>Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

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2922567

>lets go into business because we totally will make so much money with no effect
>lets pretend this isn't limited to an extremely small subset i.e. ivy league MBA while the rest make bad money if they find jobs at all
>selfawarebuisnessmen.txt

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2922581

>>2922567

>implying i didn't get a job as a financial consultant 3 weeks after graduation.

I bet the philosophy PhD makes you 300K starting.

>> No.2922582

>You gotta diversity your bonds nigga

>> No.2922588

>>2922581
and whats your salary there

>> No.2922591

>phd in mathematics
>any job i want
>300k starting

>> No.2922597

>>2922588

50K starting a year ago. Also have stock options

>> No.2922601

>>2922597
>50k a year
that's ok. i'd be insulted if i was offered that as entry but whatever makes you happy.

>> No.2922609

>>2922601

http://blogs.payscale.com/salary_report_kris_cowan/2008/07/top-10-list-of.html

Yeah, umad

>> No.2922627

>>2922609
http://www.jobtrainingplace.com/bachelor-degrees/top-10-degrees-for-highest-starting-salary/

>implying im not EE and starting at 64k

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>>2922627

>implying that my stock options don't put me higher than 64K

And i'll be getting a raise in 6 months.

yeah, umad

>> No.2922643

>it's not gay unless the balls touch

>> No.2922650

>>2922639
oh you want to include benefits? i got you beat still, that's just base pay, i'm travleing so i get a company car and i estimate will get an extra 5-6k on top for travel costs