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2889851 No.2889851 [Reply] [Original]

Hey atheists,

If God doesn't exist, how come you know deep down in your heart that masturbation is wrong?

Christians who resist temptation through the intercession of their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ: 1
Atheists: 0

>> No.2889859

thanks for the .gif

>> No.2889858

>>2889851

>Impotent.

>> No.2889860

derp. you're a faggot. Also, a bad troll.

>> No.2889862

>>2889851
>through the intercession of their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>intercession

what is that? where you like picture jesus with tits then fap

>> No.2889866
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2889866

>Ellie Arroway: I want to know God if there is one... but it has to be real. Unless I have proof how can I be sure ?
>Palmer Joss: Did you love your father ?
>Ellie Arroway: Yes, very much.
>Palmer Joss: Prove it.

Inb4 fat balding athiests try to argue with logic

>> No.2889869

Wait, masturbation is wrong?

But Father Tuckmen was giving me lessons...

>> No.2889874

>>2889866
Fucking logic, those stupid atheists think logic works on us? Hah.

>> No.2889896
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2889896

Let's suppose:

1. You're an atheist
2. Nobody can change your mind. (you really believe)
1,2. So, there're no gods for you and nobody can prove otherwise.

Now supposing you're a theist.

1. You're a theist
2. Nobody can change your mind. You really believe.
1,2. You're convict there's a god and nobody can prove otherwise

Conclusion: If you believe into something and nobody can prove you wrong, it exists (at least for you)

>> No.2889899

sage fail troll

>> No.2889909

Masturbation feels wrong because it feels pointless to have an orgasm without giving my girlfriend two or three in the process.

>> No.2889912

>>2889896
I fail to see how your conclusions follow your assumptions.

>> No.2889923

>>2889896
>(at least for you)
What exactly does that mean?

>> No.2889944

>get in time machine
>go back 6001 years
"Hey guys, did you hear the earth is going to be created tomorrow?

>> No.2889948

>>2889944
>Nothing there, just really dark
>Well shit, I can't see anything, I wish it was light.
>Suddenly it is.

Gentlemen, the only logical conclusion is thus... the first person to create a time machine, BECOMES GOD.

>> No.2889953

>>2889909
I don't follow your logic.

>> No.2889959

>>2889851
Masturbation is wrong because society has conditioned me to think so.

>> No.2889962

As sperm gets older it changes quality. To keep things simple and not divulge into great detail about sexual evolution I will just say, sperm goes bad over time. Thats why men masturbate every 2 to 4 days or so. Because thats the shelf life of sperm.

To make masterbation shameful, by acting like its shameful, you are encouraging other men to not masterbate, and then have bad sperm. When your peers have worse sperm then you it reduces their reproductive potential relative to you.

Acting like masterbation is shameful, its just a form of sexual competition among men. Masterbating is healthy, but men will act like its wrong for some reason so they will have a competitive advantage over other men.

Evolutionary psychology yo. Fucking interesting.

>> No.2889964

>>2889909
>implying your girlfriend actually has orgasms from having sex with you

>> No.2889977

>>2889964
>yes, I am implying that she has orgasms PLURAL from fucking with me

>> No.2889984

>>2889977
>>2889964

Whoa dude, I wouldnt mess with this guy. He is bragging about his sexual compentency on the internet. He means business.

>> No.2890043

>>2889977
>2889964
>implying anyone on this board has had sex with anyone anywhere