I think i've found a solution to our little zombie problem

[Adolf_Hipster Of Neo Germany No.2855506]

Why doesn't everyone get cremated when they die? No body=no coming back as a Zombie.

[Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt No.2855522]

If you cremate a zombie the plague will go into the air, and then everyone who breathes in just a few particles of the smoke will zombify.

[Anonymous No.2855524]

Zombies are impossible. End of discussion.

[Adolf_Hipster Of Neo Germany No.2855525]

Also it would put more money back into the economy.

[Anonymous No.2855526]

>>2855506

Because zombies are impossible.

[Anonymous No.2855532]

Because then med schools would be really good at teaching you to be a vet.

[Adolf_Hipster Of Neo Germany No.2855555]

Ah vets, the engineers of Medicine.

[Anonymous No.2855568]

>>2855506
Zombies are made from a faster attacking version of the rabies virus.

Dead people can't be attacking if they are dead. Viruses only work on living tissue.

[Anonymous No.2855611]

Because A, viruses only work with living tissue and B, a disease that transfers through bite isn't very efficient. Hey, remember that time when one dog on the block got rabies and then the day every dog on the block had it? No? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.2856198]

only bumping because this pic is awesome