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Just the punchline Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:14:35 2011 No.2832679 [Reply] [Original]

But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:16:35 2011 No.2832683 File: 41 KB, 497x789, Werner Heisenberg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "No, but I know where I am."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:29:35 2011 No.2832753 File: 9 KB, 192x263, guillotine..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The engineer says, "Hey, I see what your problem is ..."

>>	Samefag !SCIENCEjHw Mon Apr 4 21:31:35 2011 No.2832767 File: 119 KB, 550x464, Kyon__i_am_disappoint__by_KisukeUraharaII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mathematician declares himself to be inside. >a sexual harassment case was filed the following tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:33:35 2011 No.2832779 Yes, I'm sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:36:35 2011 No.2832785 "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:43:35 2011 No.2832830 File: 59 KB, 338x450, wtfgorilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2832753 Are we supposed to guess the joke? Isn't this the one with the lawyer, the priest, and the engineer and the electric chair?

>>	Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 Mon Apr 4 21:45:35 2011 No.2832842 "So the mathematician says 'I just assumed all of them were open and just started from there'"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:45:35 2011 No.2832844 File: 83 KB, 1024x768, polar bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:46:35 2011 No.2832846 why did the tachyon cross the road?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:46:35 2011 No.2832850 File: 36 KB, 470x313, steineromg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOD DAMN TELL ME THE JOKES I WANNA KNOW THE JOKES

>>	Samefag !SCIENCEjHw Mon Apr 4 21:47:35 2011 No.2832854 >>2832844 And then the polar bear went into solution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:47:35 2011 No.2832856 File: 20 KB, 400x400, Neutron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "For you, no charge"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:48:35 2011 No.2832862 File: 4 KB, 400x400, 400px-Greek_lc_epsilon.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mathematician said, "there goes the neighborhood!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:49:35 2011 No.2832864 >>2832779 >>2832785 >>2832846 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 21:58:35 2011 No.2832900 But only in the trivial case where the numbers are real and positive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:01:35 2011 No.2832917 Why did re tachyon cross the road?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:09:35 2011 No.2832943 >>2832917 Trick question, the tachyon didn't cross the road it was already on both sides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:26:35 2011 No.2833026 File: 30 KB, 400x323, ww5r021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:32:35 2011 No.2833050 >>2833026 God. To prevent people from dining on the sins of the flesh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:33:35 2011 No.2833053 "I'm just a simple Pole in a complex plane!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:36:35 2011 No.2833066 Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ________

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:43:35 2011 No.2833100 you should have seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in the elephant's ass...

>>	sage Mon Apr 4 22:45:35 2011 No.2833103 ...so then the French guy says, 'What's deodorant!?'

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:46:35 2011 No.2833112 To get to the other side

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 22:54:35 2011 No.2833146 rectum? damn near killed 'em!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:03:35 2011 No.2833200 he's an alcohol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:06:35 2011 No.2833215 Accelerator? I hardly know her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 4 23:07:35 2011 No.2833216 that's what she said!