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Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:02:57 2011 No.2815098 [Reply] [Original]

Last night i got plastered when i woke up i realized i had fallen asleep on my pillow that i use as a cum catcher, a LOT of dried up jizz is on this fucker, at first i thought nothing of it but when i got home from school my eye looked like the pic

TL;DR can jizz In the eye cause pink eye?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:03:57 2011 No.2815100 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:03:57 2011 No.2815102 Okay... This story is outrageous. You have to be trolling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:09:57 2011 No.2815123 you have a pillow that you use as a cum catcher? wtf is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:12:57 2011 No.2815137 I dont sleep on the fucking thing i usually just throw it on my floor but somehow it ended up on my bed nd now i have pinkeye, feelsbatman.jpg could it rly be dried out jizz???

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:14:57 2011 No.2815145 >>2815137 invest in tissue paper youll be glad you did

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:15:57 2011 No.2815152 A pillow? That's not a good long-term solution, it will become unusable eventually, then what will you do? And in the meantime, it's too large to be discreet, what if you have company and they notice your pillow is rock solid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:16:57 2011 No.2815158 Not the OP, but I used to play the trumpet, and one day as I was closely examining my mouthpiece, it somehow made contact with my eye, and I contracted pink eye shortly thereafter. So I'd say it's entirely possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 1 21:32:57 2011 No.2815239 >>2815158 why did you have cum in your mouthpiece?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 00:28:57 2011 No.2815990 >>2815239 Seemed like a good place to keep it.

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Apr 2 00:30:57 2011 No.2815999 File: 34 KB, 125x146, 1295989394218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >on my pillow that i use as a cum catcher

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 00:34:57 2011 No.2816022 >>2815098 No. It just irritates your eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 11:05:57 2011 No.2817989 OP is a buttscratcher, butscratcher. buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 2 11:19:57 2011 No.2818031 File: 17 KB, 458x344, bobby-worrest-puking-costarica.JPG_458x344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you have several weeks old cum, i recommended visiting a doctor You don't want herpes in your eye

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