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2813263 No.2813263 [Reply] [Original]

You have been chosen to be the first man to set foot on Mars. What line do you say the moment you take your first step onto the Martian ground?

>> No.2813270

Quuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiid

>> No.2813276
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2813276

>>281308
OUCH ! ! !
>>2813196

>> No.2813279

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

>> No.2813283

*hands on hips*

"Well... It's not Miami beach, bit it'll do."

or

"What. A. Shithole."

>> No.2813290

All that work and planning for this??!!?!?!

Well... shit... at least I look like a badass in this spacesuit.

>> No.2813292

Damn it's cold.

>> No.2813297
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2813297

"I don't see any God up here."

>> No.2813308

"I told you we should have turned right at Albuquerque"

>> No.2813311

Ya ya yeah Coco Jumbo ya ya yeah!

>> No.2813318

>>2813270
YOU BLABBED ABOUT MARS QUAID

>> No.2813335
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2813335

I'm gonna take der jerbs!

>> No.2813338

"I once fucked and killed a hooker in Austin."

"I guess I'm here to stay now."

>> No.2813350

Ich bin ein American.

>> No.2813377
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2813377

AW FUCK I LEFT THE OVEN ON

>> No.2813432
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2813432

Slap me thrice 'n' hand me to me momma, we made it

>> No.2813440 [DELETED] 

Today is the first day when humankind walks on the surface of an alien planet, but it shall not be the last. This is the day, when oue quest as a species to conquer all of the stars begins.
From this day forward, our species shall, but surely, colonize this world that I walk on, but this is not the first one. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not wven in this century, but someday, a human being shall walk on countles planets.
The stars, planets and everything in the universe is rightfully ours, only waiting for us to take them. This day, we have taken the first crusial steps towards the future, where mankind rules the stars.
Lets not forget this grand goal, this destiny. The universe shall bow to our divine will some day, but to reach that destiny, we must expand, starting with this planet.
The children of earth will conquer the cosmos!

>> No.2813444

"Fuck, we landed in Australia"

>> No.2813450 [DELETED] 
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2813450

Today is the first day when humankind walks on the surface of an alien planet, but it shall not be the last.

This is the day, when our quest as a species to conquer all of the stars begins.

From this day forward, our species shall, but surely, colonize this world that I walk on, but this is not the first one. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not wven in this century, but someday, a human being shall walk on countles planets.
The stars, planets and everything in the universe is rightfully ours, only waiting for us to take them.

This day, we have taken the first crucial steps towards the future, where mankind rules the stars.

Lets not forget this grand goal, this destiny. The universe shall bow to our divine will some day, but to reach that destiny, we must expand, starting with this planet.

The children of earth will conquer the cosmos!

>> No.2813452

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind, phew I got it right this time"

>> No.2813453

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

>> No.2813454

Dust storm soon fellow star walker.

>> No.2813457

"I once fisted two babies and used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents."

>> No.2813458

Shit. I'm the first human to ever step foot on this motherfucker, that means I'm native to this land. May aswell fuck around and write some legal shit so I can claim it 300 years from now and start some casinoes u--- oh wait.

>> No.2813459
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2813459

Today is the first day when humankind walks on the surface of an alien planet, but it shall not be the last.

This is the day, when our quest as a species to conquer all of the stars begins.

From this day forward, our species shall, slowly but surely, colonize this world that I walk on, but this is not the first one. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not wven in this century, but someday, a human being shall walk on countles planets.
The stars, planets and everything in the universe is rightfully ours, only waiting for us to take them.

This day, we have taken the first crucial steps towards the future, where mankind rules the stars.

Lets not forget this grand goal, this destiny. The universe shall bow to our divine will some day, but to reach that destiny, we must expand, starting with this planet.

The children of earth will conquer the cosmos!

>> No.2813461

Qapl'a

>> No.2813468
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2813468

>>2813459

>conquer

>> No.2813469
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2813469

This is one small step for man, but a giant leap for John Madden.

>> No.2813473
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2813473

Phew! That smells!

>> No.2813475

Thank you Jesus.

>> No.2813476

I christen thee, America 2.0!

>> No.2813479

Well then, religious people obviously used to live here.

>> No.2813480
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2813480

What a amazing view

>> No.2813481

"I see no God up here..." Yur Gagarin 1961

Get it? Heaven is supposed to be in the sky. Get it now? Bahahaha!

>> No.2813482

I'd advertise my favorite vidya.

>> No.2813483

Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

>> No.2813486

>>2813483

Well, that's just lame. You would be the biggest troll on the globe though.

*wink wink*

>> No.2813489

>>2813483

Dude ! The lord's prayer! Even better!

I'd definitely thank God for a safe voyage to Mars, seriously.

>> No.2813490

>>2813486
I suppose I should have replaced earth with mars before copypasting.

>> No.2813491
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>> No.2813493

>>2813469

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycn7S30UoMg&feature=related
>1:18

>> No.2813494

OMG! An alien! Oh, no, that's just the ugly face of the other guy that came with me. False alarm. Move along people.

>> No.2813495

>>2813459

"And thats kids, how the age of space colonialism began"

>> No.2813496
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2813496

"Needs more terraforming."

>my phrase gets googled by billions of people
>I just doubled the terraform Mars fanbase

>> No.2813498

>>2813483

Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On Earth as it is in Heaven,
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespassed against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.


>fixd

>> No.2813501
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2813501

On this planet the major religion is Scientology.

>> No.2813504

>>2813498

Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go ahead and spit in the face of the science that created the rocket that you rode on.

If you said that, I would literally shut the door on you.

>> No.2813505

>>2813504

Then I would bless the capsule :3

>> No.2813506

>>2813505

ignorant christfags never learn.

>> No.2813507

"She packed my bags last night, pre-flight."

>> No.2813511

>>2813505

And you could blissfully wait for God to give you a ride back home ;-). After all, you obviously turned your back to science.

>> No.2813515

>>2813511

But you're not the pilot :O

>> No.2813528

>>2813515

I'll figure it out using the scientific methodology thank you very much. After all, I would be pretty foolish if I expected an invisible creature that I've never seen before to intervene in the situation.

>> No.2813536

Alternative 3 was right

>> No.2813537

"So now that we are on mars, do you want to do it?"

>> No.2813539

"aeiou"

>> No.2813548
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2813548

Oh god how did I get here, I am not good with computer?

>> No.2813609

>>2813528

They'll have a big placard set against a martian hill proudly proclaiming "this spot marks where brave anon (the second human to explore mars) met destiny struggling to reach the martian orbit. Anon was remembered as a truly down to earth guy.

Next to that will be the preserved shelter I built from the wreckage.

>> No.2813617

>As soon as I stepped off of the shuttle I came, started farting and shit my spacesuit.

>> No.2813622

I would say this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIN8Cm5rYXY#t=5m33s

>> No.2813641

The light
of a red dawn
already announces
the life to come.

>> No.2813988

"I could surely go for a Big Mac right now"

>> No.2814059

"That's one small step for Richard Branson, one giant leap for mankind."

>> No.2814062
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2814062

Where all the Green Woman at?

>> No.2814065

>>2814062
Waited so long to post that

>> No.2814087
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2814087

"Not every dead rock we set our foot on can have a poetic line - stop expecting one."

>> No.2814099

First speech on Mars? Fuck that.

I'd whip out my penis and be the first to take a piss on Mars.

>> No.2814112
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2814112

ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKA
CKACKACKACKACKACKACK

>> No.2814121

"Poland 1, rest of the world 0"

>> No.2814134
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2814134

"Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out. Time-time-time is running out."

>> No.2814139

"I'm on the Moon."

>> No.2814142 [DELETED] 

Fuck I had a really good one last time I saw this thread but I've forgotten it since.
Ah well.

"Niggers."

>> No.2814149

>>2814121
But poland can't into space

>> No.2814150

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy jenkins!!

>> No.2814156

"Thats alotta rocks."

>> No.2814161

Oooh, it's all sticky.

>> No.2814166

>>2814099
>whip out penis
>-63 °C
>0.09 psi
>notice larger more colorful penis on mars
>everything went better than expected

>> No.2814273
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2814273

I claim Mars for the United States of America. For it is our destiny to spread across the entire solar system, and eventually the Galaxy.

>> No.2814299

I would fake video trouble, and then fake an alien attack and cut off communication for a couple days.

"Oh god, they're everywhere..."

>> No.2814301

"Hell, it's about time."

>> No.2814615

>Open the space shuttle
>Go down the ladders
>First step on Mars
>Everyone walk the dinosaur