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[Anonymous No.2803131]

GAUSS FACTS

-Gauss didn't discover the normal distribution, nature conformed to his will.
-Gauss can construct transcendental numbers only using a compass.
-Parallel lines meet where Gauss tells them to.
-Some problems are NP because Gauss doesn't like computers.
-Gauss never runs out of room in the margin.
-Gauss can write irrationals as the ratio of 2 integers.
-Gauss never needs the axiom of choice.
-Gauss can square the circle and then transform it into the hyper-sphere.
-An elegant proof is one line long. Gauss' elegant proofs are one word long.
-Gauss doesn't look for roots of equations, they come to him.
-There are no theorems, just a list of propositions Gauss allows to be true.
-When Gauss integrates he doesn't need to add a constant.
-Hilbert put forward 23 unsolved problems because he hadn't properly read Gauss' notebooks.
-Gauss would never ever have a badbox error.
-Erdos believed God had a book of all perfect mathematical proofs. God believes Gauss has such a book.
-Gauss has Hilbert hotels on Mayfair and Park Lane.
-God does not play dice, unless Gauss promises to let him win once in a while.
-When Gauss tells you that he’s lying, he’s telling the truth.
-Gauss did not prove theorems, he simply stared at them until they yielded their solutions.
-Gauss once started falling asleep in his complex analysis class. The result…singularities.
-Imaginary numbers are simply those that Gauss has not deemed worthy of existence.
-Fermat once made Gauss angry. The result…Fermat’s Last Theorem.
-In Gauss’ mind, there is no such branch of mathematics as “Number Theory”. This is because he knows it as “Number Facts”.

[Anonymous No.2803161]

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[Anonymous No.2803162]

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.2803165]

>-Fermat once made Gauss angry. The result…Fermat’s Last Theorem.

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[Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 No.2803487]

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[Anonymous No.2803539]

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[Anonymous No.2803594]

gauss code