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I was skydiving recently and it was all fun and great etc. But one thing bothered me..I didn't saw any angels in the clouds. Neither did i see jesus or god! Wtf!? I was expecting to see my loved ones again!

Sigh..

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>> No.2796500 [DELETED] 

Finally, the ultimate argument against christians! Science shall prewail!

>> No.2796501

the world is full of disappointments

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>>2796500
Incorrect, sir, as both Heaven and Hell are present in different dimensions; they are obviously not present here on (or in) Earth.

>> No.2796506

>>2796504
>mfw post deleted

>> No.2796507

>>2796504

trolling in 3 dimensions...

mind = blown

>> No.2796515

>>2796485
You'll see all those things if you DON'T open your parachute.

Saged and reported.

>> No.2796517

They not in the sky, they in the heavens. Which is outer space.

Outerspace is hueg, like, zillions of milses

We dont know where god lives, but the egyptons thought they knew, it was somewhere in the constilation of orion.

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>>2796517
>egyptons

Okay, I laughed.