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Does /sci/ have any plans to scam inevitable shitload of paranoid doomsdayers come 2012?

>> No.2781102

>>2781100

Not really, though I will enjoy the lulz.

>> No.2781104

>>2781102
pretty much this.

>> No.2781120

>>2781100
Me and a couple of the guys in my study group were talking about framing sheets of aluminum foil and selling it as 'shielding panels' to protect against deadly gamma radiation.

Just buy a couple dozen and bolt them to the interior of your home! Just $10 apiece!

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2781126

>mfw the financial system coincdentally happens during 2012 and the doomsayers are all like "OMG TOLD U"

>> No.2781140

>implying I don't already own an army surplus supply store

I'm still living off the interest from y2k, and I probably will for the rest of my life.

Fucking idiots, lol, i wish I was an adult during the cold war, i could of branched out into bomb shelters

>> No.2781152

>>2781100
There was an article a couple weeks ago - the sale of fallout bunkers is up 1000% this year.

>> No.2781160

>>2781140
And then you could have gotten English language lessons.

>> No.2781214

Yeah, but somebody stole it. I was going to have surgery and claim to have briefly met Jesus, who gave me a battle plan for 2012. Unfortunately, some faggot parents already claim their kid has been to heaven and back, so I'll only look like I'm copying them. Those parents will make millions, so I'm a bit mad, but also both amused and terrified by the stupidity of the general public.

Mainly amused.

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2781282

21 may 2011
Google it.

>> No.2781429

>>2781140
>I'm still living off the interest from y2k
>wish I was an adult during the cold war
>i could of branched out into bomb shelters
>adult
>could of
>of

>> No.2781453

This is why humans shouldn't find/alter the gene that controls biological aging.

>People already think they will live forever AS IS.

The world would be less annoying if there more fatalistic and calm people.

>> No.2782252

>>2781282

That's gonna be one shit birthday for me....

>> No.2782273

No, but I want to try and get "I Survived 2012" t-shirts. Faggots always buy those kind of shirts everytime some supposed big disaster is going to happen. Like the "I Survived Y2K" shirts. Then I can go down town and sell them for $30 each.

>> No.2782317

>>2781453
You are way, way too late.
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2010/11/partial-reversal-of-aging-achieved-in-mice/

>> No.2782326

In December, offer then $500 for their house, pay them immediately and you get the house in February 2012. They'll think they're scamming you.

Make sure the document they sign is legally binding.

>> No.2782342

>>2781453
I'm sorry our fiery drive annoys you. You could always die first.

>> No.2782361

If 2012 isn't the end of the world, where are the time travellers from when we'll discover time travel?
Oh wait, Marty McFly went to 2015, everything's gonna be OK then.

>> No.2782368

Tell someone I'll pay them a dollar everyday until December 2012, after which they have to pay me a dollar everyday until one of us dies. For a doomsdayer, this should be like winning a small lottery.

>> No.2782377

>>2781160
>>2781429

How's been autistic working out for you guys?

>> No.2782388

>>2782377
>How's been autistic working out for you guys?
>How's been autistic
>How's been