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2777378 No.2777378 [Reply] [Original]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc

I lasted 18 seconds.

>> No.2777392

I lasted until l she said "Ummm... I'd definitely say, that, I'm like a lover, and not a fighter"

Time to beat: 21 seconds

>> No.2777396

I raged when she said she needed $500,000 for a team of specialists.

>> No.2777398

"It's bad and negative energy and stuff"

This girl knows what she's talkin' about!

>> No.2777399
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2777399

Lost at "I decided to do my presentation in hand written form.."

>> No.2777408

is this real?
im confused, i dunno how to react

>> No.2777415
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2777415

Rage? Why? What did she say? I was fapping it out

>> No.2777418

>air is 6% energy

>> No.2777424

>>2777415
>>2777415
>>2777415

You lie!

>> No.2777425

This video didn't make me rage, really. It's actually really funny, and it's a big fucking pile of wat

LOL selling jars of air

Also lol at looks of utter confusion and condescending laughter from the adult audience

Time to beat: 3:58 nigga

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2777428

>I decided to do my presentation in hand written form

>> No.2777432

>like
>urm
>*weird squeaky lip noise*
>like

>my theory is air is like at least 6% energy

N-N-N-N-NOPE

>> No.2777433
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2777433

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiZdSoQhLxU

>> No.2777435

What a joke. Didn't rage - I made a condescending scoffing sound.

>> No.2777443

i laughed actually. but i was ashamed as well having to talk her such shit in front of people who really really just loke like "wtf.....".

>> No.2777445

Umm, this girl is special needs, right?

>> No.2777448
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2777448

Lol, Wtf is this shit.

>> No.2777450
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2777450

>They range from 100-10000 dollars depending on vintage, potency, rarity and energy

MFW

>> No.2777451

>>2777433
Fuck, I raged.

>> No.2777455

>>2777433
I raged when "An animal's sharp teeth don't tell you what food it ate"

>> No.2777458
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2777458

I lasted until
>help remind you that we all live on the same planet

>> No.2777464
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2777464

I made it to 0:35 She claims to study air, but doesn't know what the hell it is. Also, the percentages don't add up to 103%

The feelings I feel.... they're some combination of pity, amusement, and anger.

I wish I could get $500,000 for stupid shit like this.

>> No.2777471

>>2777464

strike the "don't"

Im raging so hard im making mistakes writing.

>> No.2777482
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>>2777455
well it doesn't if you don't' believe in evolution.
If God just went around making everything by hand, then he could put whatever kind of fucked-up features he wanted on organism. We could have giant ants with top hots or some crazy shit like that.

>> No.2777487

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAOy9PZd_tQ

>> No.2777491
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2777491

>>2777433
>Sharp teeth to cut vegetation
>Vegetation not alive

>mfw

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>> No.2777506

I'm fairly sure this was meant as a joke. Her idiotic ideas aside, the slides looked particularly deliberately stupid.

>> No.2777522
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2777522

I'm half an half on this one guys. On one hand, there are people who will pay good money for crystals, shitty medicines, etc. and think it's a good idea for a business model and the way she dresses seems to make me want to lump her in with that group, but on the other hand it just seems TOO silly. I don't know.

Maybe I'll check out her Facebook crap to get a better idea.

>> No.2777524

http://sharetheair108.com/
A website? I'm pretty sure this is real.

Also I lol'd when she requested 500k

>> No.2777529
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2777529

The audience are obviously actors (you can tell. if you can't you're retarded), which means this is a joke.

I'm wondering am i being trolled into being mad that this isn't insanely obvious for anyone who looked at the video.

>> No.2777532

reinventing the pet rock?

>> No.2777534

>>2777524
the background on that website makes me dizzy

>> No.2777551

>>2777378

Watched the whole thing. Not quite sure why anyone would rage about that.

loled hard when the hippie girl wants to sell NOTHING for 100 - 10.000 dollars.

Seriously this is just funny, only some virgin aspies would actually get angry about something like this.

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2777559

>dat audience reaction

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>>2777529

how can you tell they are acting?

>> No.2777598

video links to spiralmoon.com

confirmed for viral marketing.

saged and reported. Nothing against you guys, OP. Just sticking to the principle of keeping discussions free from business agendas. If the principle isn't stuck to things would inevitbly get worse.

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2777601

oh guys, she has this idea to trap air in jars from across the world to mix it and in thus make it better?

yeah i dont know if this bitch be dumb or just ignorant

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2777626

>>2777588

>> No.2777628

come on you guys, stop pretending you didnt understand it was a joke and give her some respect, it was a very funny act!

>> No.2777643 [DELETED] 

i came in 7 seconds
beat that, op

>> No.2777641

>>2777500

Hey dick face, she means that 6% can be converted to usable energy from her company.

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2777650

my favorite part

>> No.2777703

>>2777378
She made an app.... where you can tag..... where youve breathed?
I also like how everyone is holding back their lols in the background

>> No.2777738

Sad thing is, dumb asses will probably pay that much for an empty jar.

>> No.2777750

RAAAAAAAEG!!!!!
lmao, did the audience know there was going to be a presentation like this or was it a real troll?

>> No.2777813

raged at 0:44...fucking stupid bitch!

>> No.2777827

>>2777650
mine too

>> No.2777829 [DELETED] 

What attractive armpit hair.

>> No.2777835

>>2777643
She is trying very hard to look like a credulous hippie. I'm not convinced she believes one word of it.

The real question is whether she thinks she has a shot at getting $500k from investors or whether the whole thing is a joke.

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2777837

What attractive armpit hair.

>> No.2777846

>>2777524
yeah, that 500K line got me too... those crystals to bless the air are expensive.

>> No.2777865
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2777865

Thankfully, that audience looked pretty unimpressed.

>foot shot

The fuck? No shoes? Well, I guess she IS a hippy and shit.

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>> No.2777911

>>2777903
ok now im convinced that this shit has to be a joke

>> No.2777929

she looks like mr bean

>> No.2777931

omg what is this....

>> No.2777935

75% nitrogen
20% oxygen
1% other stuff
6% energy

75+20=95
95+7=102

102%

Dumb bitch.

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>>2777903
wh.. wha

>> No.2777948

>>2777931
>>2777911

It's obviously a very clever satire on how we can easily dress up bad ideas using marketing techniques (powerpoint, websites, apps) and have them get the same attention as the better-devided projects.

tldr; this is how BUBBLES are made

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2777953

>6% energy

>> No.2777957

she's fucking hot.

reported to the boner police, i dun stiff'd

>> No.2777972

39 seconds.

>> No.2777979
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2777979

Air is actually, like, 7% energy. Here I drew a picture.

>> No.2777987

Why would anyone rage at this? This is the best thing I've seen all day. Seriously.
>I want to take air from different cities and places and put them in jars
>has four drawn jars labeled Athens, Paris Tokyo, Atlantis
>Atlantis
>jar full of air from motherfucking Atlantis
How the hell can you rage at that, this shit is awesome.

>> No.2777989 [DELETED] 

>>2777957
u gay nigga

>> No.2777994

I raged once she said her presentation was handwritten.

>> No.2777996

>3:18
>her idea for an air farm
>having plants breathe air to make better air

LOL WAT

>> No.2778014

If I was rich, I would invest 500,000 in share the air.

>> No.2778045

I just signed the fuck up.

>> No.2778050

Time to beat: 7:56.
You're damn fucking right I watched it twice.

>> No.2778071

>her armpits

>> No.2778121

watched it all, pretty awesome.

i mean, we all know that it's completely retarded from a scientific standpoint, but from an entrepreneurial standpoint? i think it might be genius.

see, she's not isolated. there are stupid fucking hippies all over the place, and they throw money at retarded shit like "crystals to bless things." i could see people buy jars of slightly scented air.

>> No.2778162

10,000 dollars? For 99% crystal ritual contained air? Come back when you're at 100%, my hydrangeas only need to breathe pure air from mount Everest. Even though plants give off oxygen instead of taking it in.

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>air farms

>> No.2778216

I didn't rage at all. She made an idiot of herself and that's all. If she actually gets funding for this, I won't mad either. There are a lot of people who buy a lot of stupid shit.

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2778246

>Sell air to people

>> No.2778250

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD. watched whole shit for the immense lulz.

>> No.2778260

"we use special vacuums to ensure the air inside the jar is 99% of the location"

They're sealing air in a vacuum?
wat

>> No.2778266

>>2777399

this. 00:04

>> No.2778271

I'm convinced it's a clever troll.

>> No.2778284

I would fuck her so hard.

>> No.2778285
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2778285

Love is in the aaaaair!

>> No.2778342

Idiots.
The audience didn't applaud and praise her for her presentation; they did it for the lulz. See their smirks during the presentation? Yeah, because her idea was herped out of derp.

I give her 10/10.
Classy fucking hippie-troll.

>> No.2778385

I didn't rage
I sad'd though, because people believe in this shit ;___;

>> No.2778395

>>2778342

Audience was dubbed

lol

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2778453

She's too late, this product is already being produced.

>> No.2778476

As stupid this video is, it's not nearly as bad as buying bottled water.

Only in a capitalist society could you have both free access to water, and have companies make hundreds of millions of dollars selling the same water in environmentally-harmful bottles.

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2778486

>travel
>without ever having to leave your home
>jars of air
>100 dollars - 10,000

I think this is a troll

>> No.2778499

>>2778476

you saw that stupid video didnt you

ADMIT IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

WERE THERE ANY FACTS IN THAT VIDEO BESIDES HOW THE MARKET WAS DECREASING

>> No.2778515

>>2778499
Actually, not sure what video you're talking about.

>> No.2778776

she's hot

>> No.2778795

I'm pretty sure she is trolling

>> No.2778806

Smells like a joke to me.

Going to keep believing it's a joke too.

>> No.2778820

I'd definitely cum on her face, if you know what I mean.

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>> No.2778858

SURE IS POE'S LAW IN HERE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
If you want to see some real crazy, google Marko Rodin and shit bricks at his "flux thruster atom pulsar" presentation

>> No.2778904

Thank you for this link. It was one of the most amusing videos I have watched in a while. I actually have tears in the corners of my eyes from laughing.

You Americans are just wonderful. This girl had such positive energy.

>> No.2778912

Honestly, have you seen the stupid shit proposed on kickstarter and y combinator these days? This isn't much worse than usual.

>> No.2778919

>>2777398
True.
>negative energy
Um, lolno?

>> No.2778937

>>2777837
more like sharethehair.jpg

>> No.2778950

>>2777935
>6% energy

More like 6% of Charlie Sheen. Thats about the limit a normal human can take.

>> No.2778959

"so i forgot to make a presentation, here are my handwritten notes that i did while the last person was talking"

>> No.2778986

1:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14iuazhuTQ&feature=related

>> No.2778988

>>You can like feel other people in the air.
>>Soooooo....
>>Lip pucker noise
>>IMAGINE the BENEFITS of TRAVEL

>> No.2779008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwcEiymBJaU&feature=related..


enjoy /sci/

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"So you open the jar and it smells like Madrid and is like Madrid all over again."


DOES SHE KNOW WHAT I DID THERE?

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my brain cant handle all of this WHY

>> No.2779086
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2779086

Guys I think this might be real because she does have a website which seems legit.. kind of..

sharetheair108.com

>> No.2779105

I'll just copypasta my post on another thread >>2778828
So, there is 103% of things in air, including 6% of ki. (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi
).
Yeah...

I love the wtfAmIseeing.jpg faces in the crowd.

Near 2:53, she says "we bless the air to ensure it doesn't lose it's positive energy".
WTF america? I know some people who went to Woodstock and participated in may 68 revolts in France, and even is their brain is burnt from years of smoking pot and using drugs, they just laugh at God (and at atheists vs. christians trolly discussions too.)
Really, America, you disappoint me here.

Oh, and the fact that a 12yo girl suffering a severe case of brain acid&pot-burns is retarded isn't new.

>> No.2779235 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.2779263

>>2778986
>0.6 degrees
>Not a big problem

So not only is she aware that shit is getting hotter, but she only seems to care about the short term impact. Wut?

>> No.2779271

>>2779105
>laugh at God

People who believe in blessing things with crystals do not believe in God. God is an outdated philosophy in the eyes of New Agers.

>> No.2779290

oh fuck

>> No.2779344
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2779344

I didn't rage at all, i laughed.
And then i felt kind of sorry for her, because she was completely out of her fucking mind. Lol, 500,000 dollars for highly trained air collecting specialists. Stop it, you're killing me.

>> No.2779360

>>2777399
I have a teacher that does this in college.
>I'm sorry if the slides aren't entirely readable
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.2779388

>>2779086
>seems legit
>generic "coming soon" page

>> No.2779465

lol this is obviously not a serious thing guys, you can fucking chill

>> No.2779477

I'd fuck every one of her orifices, if you catch my drift.

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>>2779008
>>2778986
ALL OF IT

>> No.2779522

>>2779477
>ew
>i just realized she was 12
>then i realized it was 4chan

>> No.2779558

>>2779522
>welcome to 12chan

>> No.2779583

>>2778499
My gay ethics teacher showed THAT video to me.

It was the only thing I actually agreed with in the whole semester.

>> No.2779593

Pretty sure this is meant to be comedic, OP.
You rage too easily.

>> No.2779619

*lold at 1:17*
"The bible makes it clear that death, bloodshed, disease..." *typed up is the word "thorns" following these*

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>>2777433

>2:45
>"Dinosaurs were originally designed to eat plants."
>After establishing that death didn't exist before sin.
>implying plants aren't living, and so do not die when they are killed.

Fuck, at least follow your own goddamn logic if you're going to be crazy.

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2779784

Is this a troll science thread or a creationism thread?

One is the same as the other, you say?

Oh! I GET IT NOW!

>> No.2779896

This is clearly fake, i mean come on guys.
Its freaking obvious, i cant belive you guys cant see the details.

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>>2777378
> I decided to do a presentation handwritten.
> Trying to save the planet.
What.jpg.

>> No.2779932

I prefer this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukUsUUiBDVE

>> No.2779963

>2:55
>We have a special vaccum system so ya know our air doesnt leak out and mix with the 'normal' air.

Can someone define what 'normal' air exactly is?
The non 6% energy stuff?

>> No.2779996

Am i the only one that noticed the guy sitting behind her is trying his hardest not to laugh otu loud?

>> No.2780117

http://www.youtube.com/user/venomfangx?blend=1&ob=4

>> No.2780134

Hipster fail

>> No.2780174

http://www.meetup.com/Venture-Capital-Fundraising-Club-of-Silicon-Valley/events/calendar/

>> No.2780312

I don't know if she's utterly insane for spouting off this garbage, or utterly brilliant for luring in "spiritual" and "mystical" meatheads. I started to rage, but then I remember this is a sales pitch. It'll be directed at moonbats and fruitloops.

>> No.2780361

>>2780312
But then I saw "the most exotic and fabulous places." She'd probably pick India, the stupid fucking cunt. Smells like human shit and smog.