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2766174 No.2766174 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine this.
Congress Passes a law that all schools must teach creationism EXCLUSIVELY. all citizens are required to attend Church twice a week, We declare wars on 4 countries, homosexuality is made a felony, and everybody in congress is a hardcore republican conservative.
>yfw

>> No.2766182

Couldn't possibly be passed.

>> No.2766189

Canada here, U jelly ameriac?

>> No.2766190

I would thank god

>> No.2766192

>>2766182
That's not what this thread is about.
What would your reaction be if that happened?

I personally would bug the fuck out to Canada.

>> No.2766194
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2766194

>first flight to canada
>mfw this thread

what else are you expecting?

>> No.2766197

God be praised, now we can battle the evils befalling yurop.

>> No.2766198
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2766198

>mfw Canadian

>> No.2766199

Grab rifle, join secular militia.

Thank god for the second amendment.

>> No.2766200

i would join the inevitable resistance and participate in the civil war

>> No.2766202
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2766202

A Canadian woman named Margaret Atwood imagined it.
It's called the Republic of Gilead.
Ya'll niggas need to read more.
Also:
>mfw

>> No.2766204

I would move to Switzerland along the French border. Cern along with beautiful land and cafes would make my day :-).

>> No.2766210

>>2766192
OR you could grow a pair and participate in the MASSIVE civil war that would break out long before the law even passed. There is absolutely no way that everyone would sit idly by while shit like that went down. I know I wouldn't.

>> No.2766206

>implying morals is bad

>> No.2766205
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2766205

>>2766174

>mfw

And this is as a Christian.

>> No.2766215

>>2766205

Spoilers don't work on /sci/. Great.

>> No.2766219

>>2766206

Don't know if troll or very stupid.

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2766232

Would never happen.

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2766242

Like King Arthur, this man would rise from his grave and kill 50% of them until the balance of things was restored.

He would then return to his grave, until our next time of need.

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2766243

I wouldn't care, as long as the murricans don't come here.

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2766254

oh no. now i will have to emigrate.

>> No.2766283

>this passes
>half of America's citizens miraculously disappear

>> No.2766306
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2766306

> mfw

>> No.2766310

make a case that it is unconstitutional with separation of church and state. if that doesnt work, get the fuck over to canada

>> No.2766317

imfinewiththis.jpg

>> No.2766509
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2766509

>Canada mysteriously becomes a futuristic utopia in about three years

>> No.2767635

>>2766509
Only if Alberta segregates to the Christian Republic of America.