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So I was high as fuck masturbating and as I was perusing through page after page of videos of people having sex under various circumstances. As I contrasted the videos and tried to find exactly what would get me off, I realize that the erotic thought of having sex alone doesn't do anything for me. I'm masturbating to the false feeling of personal satisfaction pleasing a woman, the delusion that a ridiculously attractive girl would want to have sex with me, or the power that comes from our masculine roll in sex.

So I was wondering, has anyone else ever thought about this? Opinions? Theories? Other ideas?

Pic unrelated

>> No.2738208

self bump. any psych majors want to give their two cents?

>> No.2738233

>>2738181

Man the fuck up and get a woman - quit being a lil bitch.

>> No.2738236

>>2738208
I'm afraid this is a science board. No Psych majors here. Try >>>/vp/

>> No.2738238

>>2738236
What does Pokemon have to do with Psychology?

>> No.2738239
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2738239

>>2738233

>> No.2738245

all psych majors play pokemon.
you will never ever find one who doesn't.

>> No.2738253

>>2738245
I'm a psych. major and haven't played Pokemon since 2002.

>> No.2738256

>>2738253
...but you have still played it!
case closed.

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>>2738238
This motherfucking guy right here

>> No.2738265

>>2738256
Your claimed all psych. majors play Pokemon, not if whether or not they've ever played it in the first place. And it's too broad an assumption to claim that psych. majors have played it before, almost everyone has played the game, it's not limited to any specific or general groups of people.

>> No.2738269

I'm the opposite OP. I get off to the idea of a woman using me and treating me like shit, but it's the idea of being with such a person. Though on my end the only reason I do it is because all of the girls I've met are only any good at being the ones abused.

>> No.2738276

yeah I often masturbate to fantasies of having a wife and family

>> No.2738277

>>2738256
But most people who were kids during the Pokemon craze played it.

So your argument is invalid

>> No.2738280

>>2738265
>Your claimed

>> No.2738286
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2738286

If it counts for anything, I knew a Psych teacher who was married to a guy named Meryl.

Which sounds kind of like Marrill

>> No.2738288

>>2738277
>played

yea, played it once or twice, not psych major "played it to fill the huge gape in my life"

>> No.2738297

>>2738288
*gap

>> No.2738300

>>2738280
That still doesn't invalidate the propose argument and inquest presented to counter your argument (and you).

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2738324

>>2738288
Take a look at the post I was refuting.

Plus I know a physics major and an artfag that I battle and trade with. Pokemon players are pretty common at some universities.

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2738359

>>2738181

>> No.2738361

>>2738239

I love Zoey - Im glad you like my post too =D

Im on stealth mode again xD

>> No.2738366

>>2738361
sup jonathan =p

>> No.2738372

>>2738324
>physics
>art
>aspies who play kid's games
Yep sounds about right

>> No.2738380

>>2738361
also its 'Zooey'
:)

>> No.2738384

I play pokemon on my nokia between lectures and nobody gives a shit

>> No.2738390

>>2738380

I knew that =P - Shes stupid beautiful. I imagine you look like her :D

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2738398

>>2738372

>> No.2738423

>>2738390
sorry to spoil it for you, but i dont look like her.
...similar hair colour though...

>> No.2738446

>>2738423

Thats ok =) - You probably look like that other girl you post habitually. FactvsReligion i believe?

>> No.2738458

>>2738446
meh, a little i guess.

>> No.2738470

>>2738458

You wear glasses? is that why you say a lil?

>> No.2738492

I masturbate to Pokegirls.

>> No.2738511

>>2738470
yeh i do... lucky guess.