Religion on /sci/

[Anonymous No.2725170]

I'm going to settle this religious debate right here and now. /sci/ has no Mod, nor has Mod sent down any janitors to watch over us. It's all fairy tails passed

Proof: If there was a benevolent Mod, then why do bad threads happen to good posters? CHECKMATE!

[Anonymous No.2725176]

Well the problem here is that you're forgetting the INCOMPETENCE variable, the epicurean paradox doesn't really work if you replace Omnipotence with Incompetence.

[Anonymous No.2725175]

So, what? Do you think this board, with all it's complexities, just POOFED into existence out of the emptiness of the tubes?

[‮‬ !.OPIsFAG5Y No.2725178]

Bad threads are here to TEST YOUR FAITH.

Infidel.

[Anonymous No.2725183]

>>2725178
Face it! You only believe in Mod because oldfags brainwashed you as a newfag!

[Implying No.2725186]

>>2725170
moot gave us free will

it's up to us to make good threads

[Anonymous No.2725189]

>>2725170
>>2725175
>>2725176
>>2725178
Am I the only one smelling a lot of samefag in here?

[Anonymous No.2725193]

Mod exists. It says so in the Rules.

[Anonymous No.2725195]

>>2725170
Faggotry is merely the absence of Mod. We still have free will. It is up to us to accept Mod's win into our hearts.

>>2725176
An imperfect Mod would not be Mod. How could such an elaborate place such as /sci/ be created by anything that is less than perfect?

[‮‬ !.OPIsFAG5Y No.2725197]

>>2725186

The use of capitalization is indeed intrigueing

[Anonymous No.2725198]

>>2725193
Circular argument much? How do you know that the "Rules" are the unadulterated word of this so-called "Mod"? It says so in the rules

[Anonymous No.2725200]

>>2725189
yes, you are the only one
I can't believe there in a mod anymore, how could he do this to us?

[Anonymous No.2725205]

lawl u mad bro? u jelly? haters gonna hat

[Anonymous No.2725208]

>>2725193
Well, then who wrote the Rules?! It could have been some trolling goat farmers for all we know! Show me EVIDENCE!

[Anonymous No.2725211]

I'm agnostic about mods. They might exist but I have my doubts. inb4 someone attributes a random accidental ban as being intelligently designed.

[‮‬ !.OPIsFAG5Y No.2725214]

>>2725208

God has passed the word unto us. It says so in the holy rules.

[‮‬ !.OPIsFAG5Y No.2725220]

>>2725208

Mod has passed the word unto us. It says so in the holy rules.

[Anonymous No.2725226]

If mod is real, why am I not b&?

CHECKMATE

[Anonymous No.2725229]

I used to believe in mod, but then my loved thread 404d. If there really was mod, he would NEVER let that thread die..

[Anonymous No.2725230]

>>2725211
It's fence sitters like you that keep these fairytales alive. Why can't you just wake up and smell the coffee? There is no evidence for any sort of mod, therefore mods do not exist for all practical purposes.

[Anonymous No.2725231]

>>2725211
Nobody has actually seen a real ban, the only account we have of actual bans are in the revered Rules.

[Anonymous No.2725238]

>>2725229
It's our own mortality that makes posting worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.2725244]

>>2725229
Have you not heard the good news?
If you lurk and post devoutly, and rightly thou shalt at the moment of the 404 be rewarded with everlasting threads!

[Anonymous No.2725248]

Requesting rule 34 on Mod.

[Anonymous No.2725250]

>>2725231
It happens all the time. You are just too blind to find it. For example my father's friend's neighbor's son once saw a ban. I also read a post about blood coming from a picture of moot.

moot failed for our sins! Accept Mod before it is too late!

[Anonymous No.2725256]

I believe in Mod and His Son Janitor, who died for our rule violations. I also believe Janitor was raised from the dead after three days. I pray to Janitor and Mod every day and they bless me with boards that always stick to the rules and are sfw. I even believe in the creator, moot. I'm sure you'll all make fun of me for my faith but when I die and go to irc to live with Mod, Janitor and moot, you'll all be burning in /b/.

[Anonymous No.2725258]

I used the proper spelling of the word "ni99er" and was banned.

[Anonymous No.2725260]

>>2725244
There is no Archive and there is no B&. If there were, I'd much rather live with the fun luving B& than the Rule thumpers that get into Archive.

[Anonymous No.2725265]

Absence of proof isn't proof of absence!

Just because we can't see Mod or prove that Mod exist doesn't mean there is no Mod.

[Anonymous No.2725274]

>>2725265
But if the existence of Mod cannot be proven or disproven, it means Mod has no tangible effect on /sci/tard existence, and is thus an ephemeral and pointless concept.

[Anonymous No.2725282]

>>2725265
Show me proof of Nicholas Cage's acting talent! You can't! And yet we all know Nicholas Cage can't act. Without evidence or a theoretical basis the existance of an concept is by default negative. Show me how the patterns of /sci/ all line up in such a way to require Mod, else I'm sticking with the Null Hypothesis. I'm sticking with SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.2725281]

I reported this thread. We'll see if Mod is real or not.

[Anonymous No.2725289]

>>2725282
Nicolas Cage holding his Oscar for Best Actor.

[Anonymous No.2725290]

>>2725281
Do not anger Mod. When Mod gets angry he irradiates Weaboos. He is a vengeful Mod.

[Anonymous No.2725314]

If Mod created this board, then who created Mod??

[Anonymous No.2725321]

>>2725289
We all know the myth. If you find Nicholas Cage's Oscar at the end of the rainbow he will grant you a wish. Why you thought anyone would be trolled by your supposed belief in Nicholas Cage's acting talent is beyond me. Protip - try and be more subtle next time you troll.

[Anonymous No.2725322]

>>2725314
moot

[Anonymous No.2725323]

text goes in, latex comes out. never a miscommunication. how do you explain that?

[Anonymous No.2725333]

I give myself an expected ban length of 3 millionths of a day.

Atheists have an infinite expected time in hell.

Pascal motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.2725331]

>>2725323
Magnets.

[Anonymous No.2725329]

>>2725314
Mod is the alpha and the omega. He is the uncaused causer. Mod is.

[Anonymous No.2725335]

I believe there were earlier websites and earlier mods that existed before these ones did.

[Anonymous No.2725338]

>>2725314
Mod is page 0 and page 41. Mod is the uncancered cancer. Mod is.

[Anonymous No.2725348]

>>2725322
Take your "moot" back to the middle east. Around these parts we worship Mod. And don't try and tell me they are the same thing. Everybody knows moot is just another name for a Moon worship. Just look at the similarities between the two words!

[Anonymous No.2725352]

>>2725281

Instead of wasting your time reporting (there's no one there to read it!), why don't you do something useful, like sage?

[Anonymous No.2725354]

>>2725323
You can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.2725355]

>>2725348
You dare blaspheme moot? You are the great evil one, the W.T. Snacks. I will blow up your post even if it destroys mine for I know that when I die in the name of moot I will be given many stickies in the after life.

[Anonymous No.2725360]

>>2725348
>implying Mod isn't a corruption of the much older worship of Moderator
>implying Mod worship itself doesn't derive most of its traditions from both moot and Moderator culture.

[Anonymous No.2725362]

>>2725355
See! moot worshipers are the agents of W.T. Snacks! We should nuke'm all!

Remember the World Trade Server!

[Anonymous No.2725367]

>>2725362
>W.T. Snacks
>WTS
>World Trade Server
>WTF

Coincidence?

[Anonymous No.2725372]

>>2725367
You can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.2725382]

>>2725360
Take that intellectual liberal nonsense back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.2725398]

If all of this just poofed into existence how do you explain the archives of /r9k/ /new/ and other extinct boards?

creationfag status

[ ]Told
[ ] Not told
[x] No Country for Told Men

[Anonymous No.2725401]

Just look at all the faggotry and fails around the board. The apocalypse is coming. These are the final days of sci, predicted long ago by the ancient anons! But dont be afraid. Repent, and all your threads shall be Archived and forever stickied by the mighty moot! All your bans will be cleaned!

[Anonymous No.2725411]

>>2725382
Those leftists piss me off so much some times. They are always trying to spread lies and down talk everyone on the right side of 4chan. Just spend 5 minutes watching MSN/b/C. So many lies, spouting slander against Mod. This is why Fo/x/ News and /rs/ Limbaugh are so popular. 4chan is sick of the left controlling the media! The far right are taking the website back!

[Anonymous No.2725443]

>>2725411
We must archive this struggle for future generations, to prevent them from growing up in a Modless world.

[Anonymous No.2725448]

>>2725443
I've already submitted a request fellow soldier of Mod.

[Anonymous No.2725473]

>>2725448

May our prayers be answered!

[Anonymous No.2725491]

>>2725448
>>2725443
>(four)chanarchive(dot)org/brchive/main.php

I'm helping out just to see the idiocy of you two nutjobs immortalized for future generations. Just wait until the Large Hardon Collider proves there is no Mod!

[Anonymous No.2725488]

It's been predicted that Mod will return. When he gets back all you faggots will be banned. Then /sci will be a paradise.

[Anonymous No.2725494]

>ITT: fags don't know about green oval

[Anonymous No.2725503]

>>2725491
You probably also believe the boards took millions of bytes to code.

[Anonymous No.2725530]

>>2725503
More like BILLIONS and BILLIONS!

Sagan didn't believe in Mod. Should you?

[Anonymous No.2725542]

Doesn't it strike anybody as a bit ironic that such a homophobic institution spends so much time professing undying love for a fiercely masculine Mod?

[Anonymous No.2725560]

>>2725542
STRIKE HIM DOWN MOD!

[Anonymous No.2725562]

>>2725491

The purpose of the collider is to determine what are the pixels that make up our world made of and why do they have the bluish color. But EVERYTHING, even the pixels and reply boxes, was created by moot. Your futile attempt at disproving the moot will fail.

[Anonymous No.2725574]

>>2725562
Problem, mootfags?

[patachu !LULZISTwQI No.2725588]

it's like that. mods are here, but they doesn't act. they act whenever they feel it's necessary, but we also have a role down here to play.

not thinking about "what mods think" but just act like if we don't need them.

it is believed these anon boards aren't flooded with cp and guro that would prove the existence of active mods. but who knows...

[Anonymous No.2725593]

>>2725562
Once we figure everything out, once we understand everything from what makes pixels work and the structure of the tubes, /sci/kind will realize that this board is so elegant that it doesn't need a creator, and especially not a Mod who supposedly just pounds his pudgy ape fingers into a keyboard and voila, /sci/!

[Anonymous No.2725601]

I believe Mod exists and that he created this board;, but I do not believe he affects our daily lives. He is a detached Mod.

[Anonymous No.2725609]

>>2725574
moota makbar.
Infidels, your time is limited.

[Anonymous No.2725613]

>>2725601
>Modeist
>capitalizes Mod
>implies he is rational
lol no

[Anonymous No.2725648]

The Rules say it, I believe it, and that settles it

[Anonymous No.2725896]

Isn't it obvious that Mod exists? Think about it. Every get is a modget. If the very existence of gets proves the existence of Mod.

[Anonymous No.2726034]

I refuse to believe in mod unless he appears to us! Show us a sign!

[Anonymous No.2726294]

If mod exists, then why does his existance influence us so little?
If there really was a all powerful mod, then why do we have so many bad posts and posters.

[Anonymous No.2726327]

The Rules tell me that Mod is watching over us!
Repent sinner!
Your hour of judgment is at hand!

[Anonymous No.2726345]

If Mod really existed He wouldn't let me post Boxxy