/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2711020]

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love...

[Anonymous No.2711028]

Find a male tyrannosauras.

[Anonymous No.2711036]

get on the floor

[Anonymous No.2711040]

Bump for the most interesting thread on /sci/

Also
>implying you can be GENETICALLY DETERMINED to be sexually attracted to Tyrannosaurs, SPECIFICALLY and EXCLUSIVELY

It's learned. If you had never seen pictures of Tyrannosaurs, you would have fixated on something else.

[Anonymous No.2711049]

>>2711020

i lol'd OP.

[Anonymous No.2711050]

/sci/-dinosaur sex & math

[Anonymous No.2711055]

here you go, enjoy your fappage

[Anonymous No.2711058]

>degree 6 Zoosexual
>attracted to Tyrannosaurs
>mfw

[sage No.2711065]

how do you imagine it in your head op?

you know there's still quite a bit of controversy over how dinosaurs actually copulated....

[Anonymous No.2711090]

I know you think it's funny, but
pic related:
...this is my greatest wish

[Anonymous No.2711100]

>go to the museum of natural history
>from outside distinctively hear a mating roar
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.2711105]

This looks like a total troll thread.

But then when considering myself, it actually seems possible. There are truly no limits to sexual deviance.

[Anonymous No.2711113]

>You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist.

;_;

[Anonymous No.2711119]

>>2711090
>implying the leg spasms when it reaches climax wouldn't crush you

[Anonymous No.2711125]

I am sexually attracted to my own penis. Life is truly a great gift.

[Anonymous No.2711170]

>>2711020

TY OP - Youre a confirmed faggot but still...

[Anonymous No.2711462]

Classic copypasta, i remember that one

[Anonymous No.2711519]

>>2711020

>They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however)

>and no one knows what they looked like

>So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women

>only non-sexual pictures of women

>and no one knows what they looked like
>only non-sexual pictures of women

You must be high.

[Anonymous No.2711542]

>>2711462
I thought I was the only other one who recognized it.