the cancer

[Anonymous No.2682641]

I want to kill myself, but I don't want it to look like a suicide. There have been many who've tried to fake their own death in the passed, but often times they fail and their plan is found out. However, I think I've figured out a fool proof way to do it!

Most suicidal people want a quick painless death, so no one would expect a person to kill themselves in the slowest possible way. Then once I have cancer, I'll just refuse treatment for religious/monetary reasons or whatever and be on my way to death. Since people will feel too sorry for me because of my illness to have any expectations of me, I can drop out of college and just spend the rest of my days living happily and stress free.

Its needs to be a fast-acting and powerful cancer though. None of this "smoke cigarettes" bullshit. There's no guarantee I'll even get cancer from that.
So what is the most efficient and probably way to get cancer?

[Anonymous No.2682649]

Expose yourself to highly radioactive material?

[Anonymous No.2684804]

>>2682649
like what? where? how?

isn't there an easier way, like eating a bunch of brazil nuts or something?

[Anonymous No.2684810]

go to the reactor in japan before they fix it

[Anonymous No.2684825]

hirer some one to kill you.

[Anonymous No.2684853]

>>2684804

Go to tanning salons and hope you get a melanoma.

This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard by the way.

[Rotraven !!mIqNYe2hqC4 No.2684858]

Polonium 210

You cant change your mind after the cancer.

[Anonymous No.2684859]

>>2684853

You should get out more

[Anonymous No.2684886]

How about you just forget about other people and do whatever the fuck you want? Dumbass.

[Ặɲѻɳᴇxus !!qMPplrvyJzF No.2684918]

OP, do you live in the U.S.?

The death tax is back up at like 50%, so I don't recommend killing yourself. If anything, you should have done it last year back when it was 0% (2010).

Also, you could expose yourself to a lot of lead. Solder things 24/7 and maybe, just maybe it will come fast enough.

[Anonymous No.2684928]

>>2684858

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Alexander_Litvinenko

This is the ticket. It will be very painful and the nausea will be unbearable. On top of that, once you hit yourself up with it you'll never be able to go back to ever feeling good.

...on the flipside, people might think your a spy who got taken out.

[Anonymous No.2684931]

Just get really trashed and drive on an empty highway then crash.

[Anonymous No.2684947]

Why do you want to kill yourself, OP? You sound like a selfish asshole.

[Anonymous No.2684953]

>drop out of college and just spend the rest of my days living happily and stress free

So, you would rather live a meaningless life on the couch than actually live a human life? That is beyond pathetic. When you are so much of a slacker that you opt out of your entire life, just to avoid work, you have your priorities misplaced.

[Anonymous No.2684958]

>>2684953
>>2684947

ITT ppl is ignorant about how depression works

[Anonymous No.2684970]

[Anonymous No.2684967]

>>2684958
Depression can be beaten. It's not an excuse to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.2684968]

just buy a ticket to the amazon and cut a small wound into yourself put it into the river and wait for a crocodile to come and eat you, also do a heroin overdose before that. No one will ever find your body. have fun.

[Anonymous No.2684979]

>>2684953

Most people, honestly, have no valid reason to live. They continue to live either because they are afraid of death or because there is enough distraction/entertainment to forget about it.

[Anonymous No.2684981]

The only right way to kill yourself is entering unarmed melee combat with a vicious animal, possibly a bear.

[Anonymous No.2685002]

>>2684979
They have no reason to live because they are either selfish or lazy. Selfish because they haven't considered living for causes bigger than themselves, or lazy because they haven't considered anything at all. There are so many reasons to live, and if you can't find one you just haven't been looking in the right places.
This backs up my point in a tangential way:
http://www.ted.com/talks/martin_seligman_on_the_state_of_psychology.html

[Anonymous No.2685026]

I can physically calculate what lethal kinetic energy you need to be effective with to die.

[Anonymous No.2685032]

>>2684979
>no valid reason to live
We are all free to choose our own reason for living. Years ago I decided that my goal in life would be to (1) be good, not evil, and (2) live as completely human a life as possible. It is an arbitrary choice, but following it has made me very happy.

[Anonymous No.2685033]

Why don't you go and sacrifice your body to cancer-research.. and donate the money to your family.

[Anonymous No.2685040]

OP perhaps you should join the Peace Corps. It would give you something to do and make you feel useful.

[Anonymous No.2685048]

>>2685026

Jumping out of a six-story building will kill you 90% of the time. Note that when you're falling, the body releases a rush of dopamines that act as a painkiller so that when you hit the ground, you feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.2685081]

>>2685048
I once saw a man jump off a 6-story parking structure and not die. He was lying on the pavement with his guts spilled all over, screaming his head off. It was terrible. Therefore, I do not recommend this method of suicide.

[Anonymous No.2685090]

>>2685081

There's always that 10% chance you won't die...

[Anonymous No.2685124]

The only way i would ever kill myself is through Prayopavesa.

[Anonymous No.2685129]

>>2682641

Just crash your car, on a rainy night, on a rural road densely packed with trees.

[Anonymous No.2685169]

>>2685081

How was he oriented when he landed? I can see no reason why anyone should live if he landed head-first.

[Anonymous No.2685181]

>>2685169
I didn't see him hit; I saw him falling then went to the window and saw him on the ground. He was on his back.

[Anonymous No.2685189]

If you get cancer your final days will be in agonizing pain from the tumor growing inside you hardly happy or stress free