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Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:44:24 2011 No.2636063 [Reply] [Original]

Hey all,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO mass). You are all stardust who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:00:24 2011 No.2636114
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Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

>>	poser !nHKvW0t1cI Thu Mar 3 10:07:24 2011 No.2636349 File: 174 KB, 960x636, 1296967577012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2636114 That is INSANELY brilliant. Best copy-pasta I've seen in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:26:24 2011 No.2637546 Well played OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 15:30:24 2011 No.2637556 Is this OC? I laughed so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:08:24 2011 No.2637662 File: 676 KB, 1280x800, 1203743762_creoph_430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2636063 There is no confirmed existence of a neutron star - black hole binary. But it was still funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 16:09:24 2011 No.2637663 >>2636114 Hilarious. I just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling Got to make you understand you're funny

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