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http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/02/darpas-cheetah-bot-designed-to-chase-human-prey/#

>Perhaps you thought the four-legged BigDog robot wasn’t eerily lifelike enough. That’ll change soon. BigDog’s makers are working on a new quadruped that moves faster than any human and is agile enough to “chase and evade.”

>Boston Dynamics, maker of the Army’s BigDog robotic mule, announced today that Darpa has awarded it a contract to build a much faster and more fearsome animal-like robot, Cheetah.

are your bodies ready /sci/?

>> No.2633110

Awesome.
Now all we need is helicopter machine-gun drones

>> No.2633137

there was a film with val kilmer i think called red planet where there was a robot exactly like this called amy i think

as youd expect it went mad and chased them down and blew itself up.

fucking awesome film actualy

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2633159

>>2633137
and here is a picture of amy

amaxing how life like it looks compared to darpas cheetah huh

anyone would think they watch too much movies and stole the idea or that the makers of the film sold the idea to darpa

either way

and i think it was amy but spelled A.I.M.E

>> No.2633165

>>2633110
we have those

but they dont have machine guns because its agaist policy so it just has infra red target scanners so they can blow shit up with missiles

cool huh

>> No.2633190

>>2633159
It was AMEE.

>> No.2633207

>>2633190

i knew it was somthing like that

i would love to have an AMEE

but with a pussy and id fuck it

oh wait....forget what i just said

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2633213

It was fun while it lasted, gentlemen.

I just wish they'd done this AFTER inventing human uploading.

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>>2633207
i'd like to have a terminator with a robotic ass and id fuck it

like this girl who is fucking johnny5

this thread is now about robot sex

>> No.2633224
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2633224

inb4 steven hawking push me pull me pic

>> No.2633230
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2633230

these are the droids im looking for

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2633236

finally a girl i can understand and who wont make me feel bad about my love of dance

>> No.2633246
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2633246

finally a man that doesnt just want to fuck me up the ass and piss on my face and make me eat cum that tastes like raw eggs and sea food

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2633257

finally someone who can beat me at chess

>> No.2633264
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2633264

fianlly a girl i can touch who wont call rape wont leave me and wont call thier bigger tougher douchebag boyfreinds to mock me and beat me up

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2633276

finally a....er......thing....that....er...yeah.

>> No.2633282
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2633282

finally somone who will tuck me in at night tell me a bed time story and wont molest me

>> No.2633289

>>2633276
WHY IS IT MODELED AFTER H. R. GEIGER'S ALIENS

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2633333

finally somone who will go back and time and kill me

>> No.2633339

>>2633289
because HR GEIGER is smexy

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2633403

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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2633443

>>2633097

>x dollar budget to build bigdog
>spend 10% on building bigdog
>spend 90% making it sound annoying as possible
>make it sound like rusty chain saws
>challenge completed

When these go into battle, theres going to be masses of them smashed to pieces, after the American soldiers couldn't stand the sound anymore.

>> No.2633476

>>2633443
somehow i think that sound will be less bothersome than bullets and rpgs

buts that just a theory(a guess) you probably totally right tho

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2633478

>>2633339
>Geiger
I guess my wall flag is over 9000 rads.

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2634442

>>2633339

>> No.2634453

>>2634442
DO NOT WANT
No wonder is his art is so creepy.