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2632957 No.2632957 [Reply] [Original]

i just realized that i am probably the smartest guy on /sci/

>international math olympiad gold medal at age 16
>phd from MIT
>co author of an Annals paper (yes, please make anal jokes, you uneducated scum)
>solved a minor open problem in algebraic geometry

>> No.2632965

>i just realized that i am probably the smartest guy on /sci/
Well then you aren't.

>> No.2632967

>>co author of an Annals paper (yes, please make anal jokes, you uneducated scum)

fucking lol, i read the first half of that, made a mental note to troll OP after i finished reading, then i read the 2nd half...
already INB4'd

...FFFUUUU!!

>> No.2632971

Not so sure about that.

I am pretty well respected physicist with pioneering work in cold plasma magnetodynamics, like solving Velikhov's instabilities and optimizations in wall confinement.

I've authored 2 books thus far.

>> No.2632973
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2632973

Really?!?

Oh wait a second.... Nobody here gives a fuck.

-999/10

>> No.2632990

i just realized that OP is probably the biggest faggot on /sci/

>> No.2633001

Computer Science student with a 2.40 GPA.
You can't beat that

>> No.2633006

0/10

>> No.2633008
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2633008

Well I'm the coolest kid in elementary school.

>> No.2633010

Is your discovery relevant to the average non /sci/ person?

>> No.2633011
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2633011

>He thinks he's smart, when in reality, if he thinks he's smart, he's probably stupid.

>> No.2633031

OP here,

All of you are jealous, uneducated proles, except for maybe
>>2632971
who is probably the closest to me intelligence-wise (but not quite the same level, unless this person has published a groundbreaking paper in the most prestigious journal in his field. anyone can write a book).

>> No.2633035

>solved a minor problem in Algebraic Geometry

Just one?

>> No.2633036

>there are 5 year olds who can do higher maths wihtout giving a shit because they got good sense for logic from birth
>OP has luck
>thinks hes intelligent because of this
>OP is prolly a troll anyway

>> No.2633038

trolololol

>> No.2633039

>>2633031

link to your work?

oh, and none of your success matters, you're still going to die

>> No.2633051

Please give us your name and confirmation that you really are who you pretend to be (for example by uploading pictures of you in this thread).

Untill you do, fuck off.

>> No.2633055

>>2632957

And yet you're so insecure that you need to brag on 4chan.

>> No.2633059

>He doesn't know how to capitalize.
>He calls everyone uneducated.

>> No.2633067

>>2632957
Well, at least I don't have a tiny penis.

>> No.2633074
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2633074

lol, pretty insecure about it then, bragging on an anonymous site?

Let's see some proof fag, paper source?

Jews urhot

>> No.2633075

OP, how much money do you make/have?

>> No.2633077

OP here.

I think I am going to be a contender, or at least a first round candidate, for the Fields Medal in 2014. Yes, that's how good I am.

As a mathematician, I tell things as is. For me, understatement and humility are as wrong as overstatement and arrogance. I am a firm believer in pure logic and reasoning.

Is it hard to believe that one of the most talented mathematicians of our generation (i assume most of you are under 30) is writing on an anonymous board? I love 4chan and surf /sci/ and /int/ regularly.

>> No.2633083

Submit your bodies to the master, /sci/
Let's have a competition on who is the first to marry him

>> No.2633086

>>2633077

Well, logically speaking there's no sense trying to flex your e-peen anonymously, especially with a complete lack of any kind of evidence

>> No.2633093
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2633093

mfw I'm way smarter than OP

>PhD in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting

If you're so smart OP, why aren't you rich?

>> No.2633094

I was bored, so I looked it up. No one has won a gold medal in the IMO at age 16. 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, and even 15.5, but no 16.

>> No.2633100

>international math olympiad gold medal at age 16
those asians usually burn out it college because all they can do are calculations, they can't do anything on their own

>phd from MIT
So do 4,000 other people, and 50,000 people from other prestigious math schools; MIT may get a lot of talk but it's not that much better than other schools curriculum wise; in fact, the awesome thing about math is it's the same not matter where you went to school

>co author of an Annals paper (yes, please make anal jokes, you uneducated scum)
Wow, a twice a month journal. You're pretty much Gauss at this point.

>solved a minor open problem in algebraic geometry
define "minor"; which problem? If you're the first one to solve it chances are there aren't too many people working on it.

tl;dr OP thinks he's special

>> No.2633102

>>2633077
>I think I am going to be a contender, or at least a first round candidate, for the Fields Medal in 2014.
>I think

Yeah, well I already I know that I'm going to be a contender, you ignorant clod. Enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your life.

>> No.2633109

>>2632965
this

why dont you solve a major faggot problem then

and ur on sci instead of getting laid

thread

>> No.2633112

>Man claiming to be the smartest guy on /sci/
>He still doesn't know how to troll properly.

Come back when you get you're PHD in Trollology

>> No.2633113

>>2633035
minor OPEN problem, boy. a problem that many other good mathematicians thought hard about but couldn;t solve, before I came into the picture

>>2633051
>>2633039
lol no. i will lose intellectual face if found outing myself on 4chan

>>2633075
my salary is not much to be honest. however i make good money from consulting gigs at Akamai and Forrester

>> No.2633121

>>2633113
>lol no. i will lose intellectual face if found outing myself on 4chan
>implying you have any intellectual credulity to begin with.

>> No.2633125

>>2633102
Holy shit dude, ME TOO! must be a bunch of contenders on /sci/! this shits crazy!

>> No.2633130

>>2633031

I've published more than fifty papers on peer-reviewed publications.

My field isn't really mainstream though, and publicized, so no chance for me to be media-whoring myself like Michio Kaku, but for my field (MHD), my works are as close to ground-breaking as you can get.

If fighters like Aurora (U.S) or Ajax (Russia) can go past Mach 15 without breaking a sweat, it's thanks to me, at least in part.

>> No.2633131

WELL YOU STILL CAN'T SOLVE THAT GOLDBACH'S THING

>> No.2633132

>>2633112
It's spelt trololology.

>> No.2633133

>>co author

lol not even first author

>> No.2633135

i just realized that i am probably the smartest guy on /vp/

>international pokedex gold medal at age 16
>highschool level education
>co author of a F.E.A.R. paper (yes, please make Project Origin jokes, you uneducated scum)
>solved a minor open problem in porygon geometry.

>> No.2633136

>implying all open problems have been attempted

Sorry, but i could make up a problem that nobody has ever tried that isn't particularly difficult. If your solution was actually impressive, post it.

>> No.2633143

>>2632957
i just realized the smartest guy on /sci/ is somewhat akin to the fastest tortise or the tallest snake

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2633147

>>2632957
You forgot to capitalize the first word in your sentence, OP.

You uneducated scum.

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2633154

Contender for a Fields Medal?

It's a mickey mouse award, faggot. I didn't even go fetch mine.

Fucking amateurs, MIT bitches don't know 'bout my Soviet mad skillz.

>> No.2633155

>>2633130

OP here. you are the kind of people i respect. ignore the other jealous fools.

it's refreshing to find other distinguished academicians in this anonymous board, as opposed to other talking shops like MathOverflow.

any other distinguished academicians here in /sci/ other than myself, Dr MHD and Dr cold plasma magnetodynamics?

>> No.2633164

>>2633155

MHD fag here, there used to be a Riemannian geometry specialist in here, and a couple astrophysicists (Berkeley I think).

I know of no other, however.

>> No.2633166

Who do you think you are? Daniel Kane?

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2633169

>>2632957

>smartest guy on /sci/
>akin to bragging about your gold medal at the special Olympics

>> No.2633173

>>2633155

>implying anyone cares who OP respects

>> No.2633176

>>2633169

House would probably have bragged on /sci/ if he was real ya' know.

>> No.2633178

OP again.

>>2633136
The Annals of Mathematics, the most prestigious of all math journals, does not think so. My solution was considered ground-breaking by a reviewer on MR.

Although the solution only appears as a corollary of the main result in the paper.

>> No.2633179

>>2633130
lol good luck keeping the pilot alive

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2633180

>Mfw OP will never get laid, and thus will be a genetic dead end.
>Also mfw he's never contributed anything for the betterment of mankind.

>> No.2633181

>>2633130
Fuck yeah MHD. I built a drive once, but I couldn't get it to go faster than a few inches a second.

>> No.2633184

>>2633181
my dick goes faster than that

>> No.2633186

PhD from Caltech
Research @ Yale, Princeton and Max Planck
Developed percolation theory, proved Candy's critical site percolation formula on triangular lattices
Taught Analysis, Mathematical Physics, and Probability at the University of Geneva

>> No.2633189

>>2633166
OP here.
HAHAHHAA lolz...25+ years old and still in grad school. MIT fails at nurturing IMO and putnam prodigies -- see Reid Barton

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2633191

>>2633178
>Although the solution only appears as a corollary of the main result in the paper.
>corollary

>> No.2633192

>>2633186
forever alone

>> No.2633196

>>2633181

A very well respected colleague in the field, Professor Petit devoted a large chunk of his life to make MHD available to enthusiasts.

http://www.jp-petit.org/

Some parts are in English, and he also authored lots of comic books (scientific vulgarizations); one of them, in particular, the Wall of Silence, contains lots of classified data (military black projects) - page 36 especially.

Have fun.

>> No.2633197

>>2633179
Who needs pilots?

>> No.2633198

if not troll, good job to you bro, but you're probably a troll. if you had a ph.d. from MIT you wouldn't be on the internet with a bunch of stupid kids

>> No.2633199

If you're so smart, why do you type like a retard?

>> No.2633205

>>2633186

Nice stuff, bro !

We might make a real /sci/ gathering if you guys keep showing up.

>> No.2633225

>>2633198
OP here. you have no idea what MIT is like (probably your idea of it comes from movies). it is the place with highest density of aspergers and savants, many of which surf sites like 4chan regularly. even the grad students, and god forbid, the faculty members.

dont think we are all highbrow geniuses with thumbs at our noses.

>> No.2633226

>>2633094
Thread was over right here.

>> No.2633235

>>2633225
>it is the place with highest density of aspergers and savants
That's exactly the kind of image one would get from watching a movie featuring MIT. Ever seen Good Will Hunting?

>> No.2633241

Come back when you've solved a millennium prize problem

>> No.2633250

>>2633235

I agree. When I visited MIT to do presentations in plasma physics, I found it to be a perfectly normal Physics department.

Of course, it was shiny, and some professors are truly impressive (Walter Lewin is a true bro of physics), but it's really normal.

>> No.2633256

OP here.

>>2633192
Your academic record is amazing. I extend my friendship to you. I wish you the utmost success in your research.

>>2633186
STFU. Guy is a brilliant scientist.

>> No.2633262

>>2633250
Furthermore, the sheer amount of students at the school in fraternities and sororities that party weekly and get laid is proof that they're not really different, at least socially, from their peers at other universities.

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2633266

>>2633256

>Quotes posts backwards.
>Confirmed for derp.

>> No.2633271

>>2633198


One of the most annoyingly arrogant and stupid students I've met was an australian kid from MIT (computer science).

I have no idea how he must have gotten in, but everything about him screamed 4chan. He had one of those meme rage faces spray painted on his macbook.

>> No.2633277

>>2633262

Murikans and Brits are notorious for their marketing and PR abilities.

One must scratch between the shiny layers.

I was way more impressed when I visited the Stekhlov institute for mathematics.

You could feel the brain power of the faculty like a fucking gravitational field.

These kind of people can dual wield chalk and solve equations that way.

>> No.2633279

>>2633186

sup vincent

>> No.2633287

>>2633250
I took freshman class from WL, and he is amazing. Spent his office hours teaching the finer points of physics to interested students, rather than doing homework problems.

I'm afraid one of these days he's going to smash his head with a 20kg steel ball.

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2633288

>>2633241

Those are small time

>> No.2633295

/fit/ here. I banged 3 club sluts this week. I can't do what you can do, but I'm sure as balls that you can't get three women to suck your dick within a week.

u mad

>> No.2633304

>>2633287

He's a total bro, like most Dutch physicists.

However, I must say that my mad scientist laugh (we all have one) is way better than anyone at MIT.

I remember convincing a mathematician that my experiment could potentially reduce the building to dust... rotating plasma with screeching noises.

Fun times.

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2633305

>>2633295

no

>> No.2633309

>>2633295

I can probably rewire their brain with extra low frequencies (ELF) waves to stay catatonic while I deepthroat them.

Does it count?

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2633310

i just realized that i am probably the smartest guy on /sci/

>turned 15 by age 16
>own a piece of construction paper with glitter
>co author of a Tic-Tac-Toe game, played on a restaurant napkin
>successfully flushed a large turd

>> No.2633313

>>2633256

Give us a name, eh? Can't find one on Google?

>> No.2633319

>>2633313
He's worried that people would give a shit that he browsed 4chan.

Also, he's a liar.

>> No.2633320

ITT: People lying on the internet.

Har de har guys I am the President of Russia!

>> No.2633322

>>2633277

OP here. I've attended a conference at the Caucasus mountain, organized by Steklov mathematicians.

TOTALLY AGREE. Soviet mathematicians are god mode.

>> No.2633337

>>2633322

Darwinism at work.

You botch up an equation ? Gulag.

>> No.2633349

What minor achievements. But yes, having a PhD probably does put you ahead of 99.99% of this board's pitiful netizens.

>> No.2633354

>>2633337
actually lack of good TV shows at work

>> No.2633361

>>2633337
Perhaps, but now that the old system is gone, it turned out that the younger generation like mathematics genuinely, and willing to spend their life doing it.

The russians do it right, when it comes to high school education.

I heard the same thing about North Korea. Their top mathematicians are very good, but unfortunately they don't publish in peer reviewed journal (other than Chinese ones) or attend conferences regularly. For example, in recent IMOs, the north koreans students placed top 5 in the world.

>> No.2633362

You know, at first i thought that this was just another shitty troll thread, but now i realize, this is arguably the best troll i have seen in a long time.

>> No.2633363

>>2633309
Don't understand you bro, I doubt you can even talk to a woman straight up

>> No.2633367

>i just realized that i am probably the most math-experienced guy on /sci/
Fixed that for you. Besides, ~80% of /sci/ are highschoolers.
Now go out there and do math man. It's just not appropriate to flaunt your experience towards those that are much younger than you, and have much different interests than you.

>> No.2633370

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN RUSSIAN!

FUCK!

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>> No.2633380

>>2633363

I'm married, try again.

>> No.2633383

>>2633322
>still thinks soviet union exists

>> No.2633390

>90 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Fuck you /sci/

>> No.2633391

>>2633383

Soviet-educated mathematicians exist still.

Russia's greatest, Grigory Perelman, was educated in USSR.

>> No.2633393

>>2633367
this

>> No.2633399

>>2633383
they were products of the soviet system

>> No.2633405

4/10

>> No.2633416

>>2633295

dude, i live i toronto, its 8:30 on wednesday night, i haven't showered or cleaned up yet, i haven't even done my laundry, i have a huge neckbeard, i'm 50 lbs overweight and i could still get 3 blowjobs before midnight if i wanted to

>> No.2633421

OP does not realize that he's bragging for his pathetic ego. He's also stupid enough to claim its not bragging. If you were honest, you would have simply stated it when challenged or had it brought up. Instead, OP went onto the board and claimed he is the smartest man on 4chan. Honestly would be admitting it. Arrogance is calling people uneducated dirty masses. its pathetic. especially since half of sci is very educated. Even more so most of sci is being educated at the moment.
You are most pathetic though because you are probably by lying, since he is loathe to give us any proof of his intelligence. if we have any good mathfags online, test him with something you'd know only after doing a masters in mathematics.

>> No.2633424

>>2633421

Dual chalk wielding is the ultimate test of the scientist.

If you can manipulate several 5x5 matrixes simultaneously, you're pro.

No way to do this online though.

>> No.2633427

OK this is OP, with a confession to make.

this is a troll, an elaborate one. I am a failed math student (dropped out from a medioacre department) so I use this as a way to play out my fantasy -- going to MIT, getting a phd, publishing in a top journal, solving an open problem.

the reason i sound so convincing is because i did study math for a few years so i speak the language.

it has been fun, thanks for all who played along. i am surfing 4chan from my bedroom and i am doing nothing today (unemployed) and i just had two hamburgers. feels good man, but i need to lose weight otherwise i turn into a fatass loser.

sorry for everything, especially the genuine scientists and academicians whom i admire.

i took part in IMO selection but got kicked out in first round. also applied to mit but rejected :(

>> No.2633428

>>2633416
money helps.

>> No.2633432

>>2633427

Nice attempt to make OP enter in überrage mode.

>> No.2633435

>>2633427
Double trolling, nice.

>> No.2633437

>>2633427
Just so you know, you didn't convince anyone.

>> No.2633439

>>2633427
trOllP is a successful troll. a very successful one. If he hadnt made just a few key mistakes, it would have been even better. You made some people mad. Go finish your degree and do math. good luck

>> No.2633445

>smartest
Prove it.

I'd say you're one of the most achieved, though.

>> No.2633447

troll OP here

i just want to reach 100 posts...thats why i outed myself now that i achieved my goal

pathetic? maybe, but its fun. that's what anon boards are for.

i do love maths, but not very good at it :(
thats too bad because i really want to make a living doing math but i cant even grad from a middle-tier university math dept

>> No.2633451

I'll never forget that OP's picture. It haunted me as a child.

>> No.2633454

i am russian
feels good man

>> No.2633455

>>2633447

Which university?

>> No.2633461

>>2633439
trollOP here. can you point out the key mistakes? i tried to make it as convincing as possible, especially the details and i think many fell for it.
i learnt much about MIT from coffeeroom chatters with my professors, some of whom did undergrad at MIT.

>> No.2633463

>>2633447

MHD fag here, most academics are total horseshit and frauds. You can probably become a professor somewhere if you have good social skills.

Work hard for your Ph.D, and become friends with someone capable to vouch for you for peer reviewed papers.

>> No.2633469

>>2633455
Tufts. Few miles from MIT.
I always get MIT envy when going to cambridge.

>> No.2633470

Ok, here's a quite easy but tricky exercise (you won't find it in the literature):
Show that there is a set M in N (the positive integers) which fulfils the following condition:
For any a, b in N (b > 0), the density
| (a + b*{1,2,...,n}) "cut" M | / n
converges to 1/3.
Have luck.

>> No.2633477

>>2633461
>can you point out the key mistakes?

The fact that you type like a 12 year old with a learning disorder, perhaps?

>> No.2633479

>>2633461

You spelt "Stekhlov" as "Steklov".

>> No.2633489

>>2633479
it is steklov on wikipedia. i double checked my references. i think this troll is successful (i hope next time it'll get to 200 posts)

>> No.2633509

>>2633470
trollop here.

first thing that comes to mind is to take M to be the set of all multiples of 3, but then it doesnt converge to the limit 1/3 if a,b both divisible by 3 (limit is 1).

if we have an extra condition that gcd(b,3)=1, then it works.

>> No.2633519

trollOP here.

anyone, anyone? please ffeed this lonely troll

>> No.2633521

>>2633509
That would be way too easy. Hint: you don't need to construct the set to show its existence. 1/3 could be replaced by any number between 0 and 1.

>> No.2633528

>>2633521
trollop here

No it can't. Did you fail basic maths?

>> No.2633532

Well I think OP is awesome. Why so much hate?

>> No.2633533

>>2633521

OP here, sorry this is taking too long. I am currently sucking a penis while trying to do this problem.

>> No.2633536

>>2633533
Leave that to us engineers, bud.

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2633538

OP is a faggot.

>> No.2633540

>>2633521
disregard this two:
>>2633533
>>2633528

actual trollop here. i will think about the problem hard. even if this thread 404'd. thank you

>> No.2633542

>>2633528
I could also show the existence of a subset M in N such that the density of M in an arbitrary non-constant arithmetic progression tends to 1/pi. (or 1/e, 42/1337,...)
I "found" this during a quite boring lecture. If OP is really able to do IMO-Problems then my problem would be quite easy.

>> No.2633543

>>2633540
>>2633533
>>2633528
Ignore these.

How do you want the answer?

>> No.2633549

>>2633538
not me, never went to /fit/
-trollop

>> No.2633550

>>2633542
you mean 13.37? not 1337?

>> No.2633552

I published a paper
but I can't say which one because I don't want any pizzas
also I have no way of proving who I am
so never mind

also I had an excellent GPA

>> No.2633559

>>2633454
trollop here.
Russians just pretend to be good at math; you cannot name even five good Russian mathematicians.

>> No.2633561

>>2633542
OP here...please don't go away...im thinking about it but now im getting nowhere, at least open a new thread so i can think for another hour.

good problem

>> No.2633563

>>2633559

Is this a joke?

>> No.2633565

>>2633543
If you've already found the solution - post it. Else send a mail to ikuyahatano@yahoo.de (I know, strange adress...)

>> No.2633568

>>2633559
perelman
motherfucking arnold
kolmogorov
gromov
kinchin

on top of my head

-trollop

>> No.2633570

>>2633559

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Russian_mathematicians

Wiki can name almost 200.

>> No.2633572

>>2633565
DICKS INCOMING

>> No.2633578

>>2633572
Don't even try it - I just recognized that this old account is closed xD

>> No.2633586

>>2632965
Socrates would be proud of you, Sir.

>> No.2633589

For the density problem:
>>2633588

>> No.2633602

>>2633561
Don't try to send a mail. New thread: >>2633588

>> No.2633612

nowhere near the smartest.

we got a guy on here that can grow plants without light, is a fucking genius, and has a fat research lab

>> No.2633615

>>2633361
They were disqualified for cheating last IMO there, and there was a mighty suspicious toilet incident at the IMO in Bremen as well. Even the years they weren't disqualified I recall China usually beating them in raw marks.

>> No.2633640
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>>2633077
Find in terms of Y op

>> No.2633785

I think I'm the most intelligent. I studied under Aleksandr Aleksandrov and Yuri Burago at Leningrad State University doing work in Riemannian geometry. I published something on arxiv about Ricci flow a bunch of years ago and I even turned down the Fields Medal. Go ahead, prove me wrong.

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>>2633785
Hello, I'm Godfrey Harold Hardy and I proved Waring's problem. Umad?

>> No.2633886

>mfw nobody posted a algerbreic geometry problem for OP to solve to prove he's not a complete troll

>> No.2633896

>>2633862
Nice try, but mine's still alive and yours died in 1947. That, and Hilbert solved Waring

>> No.2633899

>>2632957

I did all that, and I fucked OP's mom.

Jelly?

>> No.2633922

>>2633896
But I found a cooler method to prove it. Deal with it.
Sorry for forgetting that I am dead.

>> No.2633956

>>2633922
Deal with it? Mine wasn't Hilbert, dumb shit.

>> No.2633987

>>2633640
Not OP, but amirite?

<span class="math"> \frac{4y}{2a+x}+\frac{m}{c}=d [/spoiler]

<span class="math"> \frac{4y}{2a+x}=d-\frac{m}{c} [/spoiler]

<span class="math"> 4y=\left(d-\frac{m}{c}\right)\left(2a+x\right) [/spoiler]

<span class="math"> y=\frac{\left(d-\frac{m}{c}\right)\left(2a+x\right)}{4} [/spoiler]

>> No.2634002

OP trolled all.

Even if this wasn't a troll, OP may be 'smart', but he lacks intelligence; and for christs sake, don't respond to this, it will bring you out in the open.

>> No.2634018

>>2634002
Didn't troll me. You can't troll Grisha.

>> No.2634019

>>2633956
I didn't assume you to be Hilbert. You're just jealous of Hardy and try to diss him! Leave Hardy alone.

>> No.2634027

>>2634019
Haha. It wouldn't be a stretch for someone to be jealous of Hardy-Littleton (since they're essentially one person).

>> No.2634031

>see thread this morning

>huh, some faggot, this ought to be bumped off soon

>come back in the evening

>150 replies

Fuck, /sci/, fuck.

>> No.2634049
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2634049

The OP does sound smart

>> No.2634140

>>2634027
Don't hurt my big Hardy!

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<---- I just found out who OP is!

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>>2634145
I lol'd, thank you!

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>>2634145

>> No.2634434 [DELETED] 

Gold medal on national math olympiad, age 14, vs 18 year olds, suck my dick asshole.
right now I'm 16

>> No.2634454

> i just realized that i am probably the smartest guy on /sci/
Stopped reading here.
I don't care if you're the bastard offspring of einstein and savant, have 4 PhDs from 5 different ivy league universities, and wrote the book on every field of science, smart people don't go around waving their brain dicks.

>> No.2634470

>>2634434
bullshit. u can't expect anyone to believe that until you prove it somehow. if that is true, we could proabably look your name up so WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US YOUR NAME?

IS IT REALLY AN INVASTION OF YOUR PRIVACY?

NO. AT LEAST SOLVE SOME DIFFERENTIAIL EQUATIONS TO PROVE YOUR LEGIT.

>> No.2634479

>>2633094
/thread

/sci/ is fucking retarded

>> No.2634498

OBVIOUS IS RESEARCH AND TROLL GTFO OR TITS

>> No.2634499

Wow, that's impressive!

But are you happy, bro?

>> No.2634495 [DELETED] 

>>2634470
Not gonna tell you my name,Im latin american, ok I admit I was 15, and test me if you dont believe. Btw Im takin this years test. See if I make it up to national or In. Doubt it though. NOT AMERICAN

>> No.2634548

>>2633077

OP browses /int/. Assumption of intelligence disproved by counterexample.

PROTIP: lrn2po