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>> No.2624665
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2624665

>>2624664
indeed.

>> No.2624664

>>2624651
true, but it is a tragedy of epic proportions that OP wasn't.

>> No.2624666

True, but my brothers were.
FUCK YEAH, SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!
Kill yourself you hippy weakling faggot

>> No.2624670

Very funny asshole. I can't read, happy now?

>> No.2624680

I just sent a million potential babies down my shower drain. WHAT NOW OP?

>> No.2624696

I'm so thankful God saved me so that I could read this wonderful message from my friend. You.

>> No.2624776

>>2624696

Yes. We are friends :)

>> No.2624801

>>2624651
prove it

>> No.2624897

>>2624801

Are you dead?

>> No.2624914

If I'm alive in the womb, why is my birthday the day I'm born?

>> No.2624915

>>2624914
Christians: 0
Atheists: 900

>> No.2624924

OP you are such a flaming homosexual faggot that it is beyond me to be able to put my hatred towards you into words. Seriously just go fucking die

>> No.2624927

>>2624914
Because otherwise we'd be celebrating your fuckday, which doesn't have quite the same ring to it. And in your case it'd be depressing, seeing as how your father was out of town that weekend.

>> No.2624948

>>2624927

>implying it's bad to celebrate sex, when it's the one of the most important aspects of life

Oh and a terrible insult. Way to be.

>> No.2624946

Murder is illegal killing. I was killed legally.

>> No.2624949

>>2624651
>murdered
>before birth
Pick one

>> No.2624954

>>2624914

The hint is in the name. "Birth"day.

>> No.2624959

But... how can you kill something that has had no life?

>> No.2624968

I'm actually against abortion. The faster we overpopulate, the faster we will collapse society and begin the rebuilding process. Perhaps we'll get it right next time.

BTW I can only read this because my mom sacrificed her life to have me. Kind of reverse abortion I suppose

>> No.2624969

>>2624954

Legal age then. Why does my legal age start from birth, if I'm meant to be sentient in the womb?

>> No.2624972

>>2624968
>The faster we overpopulate, the faster we will collapse society and begin the rebuilding process.
YOU BEST BE TROLLIN NIGGER

>> No.2624989

>>2624972

I would also make every married couple have (or have synthesized in a lab) at least one child, since the purpose of marriage is procreation.

>> No.2624994

>>2624651

If you can read this you have not yet traveled back in time and killed your grandfather.

>> No.2625015

i'm also literate, i'm also not blind.
i'm also not sure why i'm writing this, guess i'm bored.

>> No.2625022

>>2624994

I did that, but I just ended up losing my Delta brainwave.

>> No.2625029

If you can read this good.
If you can't it doesn't matter, you were not even formed.

>> No.2625234

If you can read this you can't help but reply...

>> No.2625338

>>2624651
>>2624651
>>2624651

I'm an inbred blind and illeterate because my parents were siblings. She could've gotten an abortion but God would've hated her.