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Ancient Astronauts (or perhaps human time travelers)

Do you believe? There's a shitload of evidence around the world that seems to back it up.

>> No.2616120
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2616120

>There's a shitload of evidence around the world that seems to back it up.

>Provide no sources as proof

0/10

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>Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
>Tsoukalos has been the director of Erich von Däniken's Center for Ancient Astronaut Research for over 12 years

>Tsoukalos attended Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York, where he graduated in 2001 with a degree in sports information communications.

>a degree in sports information communications

Even with my shitty general biology degree I'm more qualified to talk about extraterrestrial life than this fuck.

>> No.2616129

>aliens
>time travel
>evidence

Fuck off, sage, etc.

>> No.2616159

>>2616120
>>2616129
There's lots of evidence. Countless astronaut-looking figures and drawings, the Nazca lines, various monuments, etc. all are evidence of ancient extraterrestrial visitors.

The Great Pyramid at Giza has over 2 million stone blocks and was built in a 20 year period. If you do the math, that means each block must have been quarried, cut, carried, and placed within 5 minutes. You're telling me they did that with sheer manpower? No, they had help.

>> No.2616169

>>2616159

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! PRAISE XENU!!

>> No.2616183

Oh wow! I love the Conspiracy Theory and Reality Show Channel! I mean History Channel!

sage
7/10, c00ltr0ll

>> No.2616193

>>2616159
>>2616159

>lrn2history

we know every step of the construction of those pyramids and its construction doesn't require extrasterestrial help
it just required many slaves

>> No.2616204

His hair was crafted my aliens. There's a shitload of evidence around the world that seems to back it up.

>> No.2616207

>>2616159
This shit isn't evidence; it's fucking wishful thinking.

>> No.2616208
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>be extremely advanced alien civilization, capable of interstellar travel
>find primitive intelligent life
>help them build overlarge tombs and draw funny pictures on the side of hilltops
>leave them no valuable knowledge or technology at all
>alien's face when

>> No.2616214

>There's a shitload of evidence

No, there isn't.

>> No.2616217

>>2616159
No. There is no real evidence, only crazy people like Tsoukalos and von Daeniken seeing what they want to see in places where we don't know the absolute truth. It's the same technique historical fiction writers use to make their stories work. This is not science, nor is it worth any respectable intellectual's time.

>> No.2616230

YOU GUYZ MULTIPLE CIVS INDEPENDENTLY MADE BIG PILES OF ROCKS COINCIDENCE???!??

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herp derp theory, complete ignorance of ancient mythology.

>> No.2616245

>>2616208

now thats my /sci/