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/sci/: 0
Jesus: 1

>> No.2602425

jebus kristos, something exists that we can't see? holy shitburgers, wind too. air- fuck it's everywhere!

>> No.2602424

If science is real, why couldn't Einstein live enough to predict 9/11?

/sci/: 0
Jesus: 2

>> No.2602435 [DELETED] 

if enstein existed, how come he didn't invent gravity?

jesus: 3
atheists: 0

>> No.2602433

If gravity is real then why do birds fly?

/gravity/: 0
Jesus: 3

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>>2602424
>>2602420

>> No.2602439

if Einstein existed, how come he didn't invent gravity?

jesus: 4
atheists: 0

>> No.2602441
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2602441

If Cthulhu isn't real then why do you have dreams?

Atheists: 0
Cthulhu: 1

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>>2602441
>Atheism:
>Because a God of infinite Horror and Madness is a bad thing.

>> No.2602448

if god exists, why can't we see him?

checkmate christfags

>> No.2602449

If god doesn't exist then how do your tv shows get to your tv?
/sci/:0
Jesus:5

>> No.2602451

If EK is smart, why is she a fucking idiot?

>> No.2602452

If Einstein is real then why did he die?

/sci/: 0
Jesus: 6

>> No.2602456

If there's no oxygen in space, why am I thirsty?

Me: 1
The sun: 0
Jesus: Einstein

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>>2602451
if jesus rose from the dead, then why are you mad?

jesus:7
atheists:0

>> No.2602462

If 9/11 is realn why couldn't science predict enough to live Einstein?

Jesus: /sci/
7: 0

>> No.2602469

>>2602462
If real is Einstein, why couldn't 9/11 predict science to live enough?

>> No.2602474

If science is true, then why do light in somebody from Mexico in 1980, after a bus?

Check mate Darwinists.

>> No.2602475

If god doesn't exist, how do magnets work?

Atheists: 1
Christfags: 3
Cthulu: 9
The Stig: 8

>> No.2602481 [DELETED] 

You probably do not get many religiousfags here to begin with. I will field questions for the scientifically inclined.

>> No.2602485

If herp is derp, then hurr durr.

Hurr: Durr
Herp: derp

>> No.2602489

If Jesus is a magnet, why didn't einstein invent electric?

Moses 1
Magnets 0

>> No.2602492

if /sci/ is a bunch of neckbeard virgin losers then how come they are posting here?

god 1
/sci/ 0

>> No.2602494

Net result so far:
/sci/: 0
Jesus: 7
Jesus: /sci/
Jesus: Einstein
/gravity/: 0
Christfags: 3
Cthulu: 9
The Stig: 8
7: 0
The sun: 0
Atheists: 1
Hurr: Durr
Herp: derp

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>>2602494
but the stig is really jesus so their points combine

>> No.2602539

Christfags: 666

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