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2595448 No.2595448 [Reply] [Original]

i submit to you a new SI unit: BabyPressure ( Bp )

this new unit is the equivalence to the pressure a newborn baby can withstand (structurally) before being crushed.

i.e. the bag of Doritos was crushed by a chair exerting a force of 4.5 Bp.

>> No.2595461

Tensile strength of the skull varies. Your argument is invalid.

>> No.2595484

the fuck you doing to the babys head u faggot

>> No.2595496

>>2595484
Obviously testing out the BP measurement.

>>2595448
One chair is able to crush a baby's head at 4.5 times its force? Don't think so tim.

>> No.2595544

I lol'd.

>> No.2595577

>>2595461


baby skull is plastic (eg plastic deformation, a word that existed before petroleum/carbon based plastics existed)

>> No.2595587

the babys head is going to be deformed now....

>> No.2595589

>>2595577

not only skull, think of one hand on shoulders, other on butt, squeeze hands together = baby pressure

>> No.2595590

doesn't work, pressure is a derived unit

we need some basic si units

i.e. the baby time : how long it takes a baby to suffocate with a pillow

>> No.2595592

never laughed so hard in february

thanks op

>> No.2595627

BabyTemp - The internal temperature of a babys heart measured at the instant of cardiac failure (Astyole), with the baby left outside in a standard enviroment at what was previously defined as T=273K=0C

BabyAmpere - required current from one baby hand to the other which induces cardiac fibulation

BabyKilogram - Failure bench press mass of a baby as a 1x1 Set

BabyCandela - Luminous intensity which induces total blindness in a baby after 1 second of exposure

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2595677

I HOPE THIS IS METRIC!

>> No.2595703

A superior alternative measurement:

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers. The true utility of the Hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions. For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 Hitler is equivalent to
-41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars). It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than Hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers.

Joseph Stalin is one human I know of who can be called worse than Hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 Hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz behind the counter.

>> No.2595740

SI - the S stands for Sociopath

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>> No.2595835

>>2595703
elaborate the conversion to 84 picohitlers please

>> No.2595861

>>2595703
Hitler killed 6 million jews, not 6 million humans. You need apply some conversion.

>> No.2595870

>>2595703
>ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz behind the counter
I lost it.

>> No.2595877

>>2595703
But we already have a unit. It's called a megadeath.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadeath

>> No.2595885

>>2595703
>When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz behind the counter.
Thank you.

>> No.2595945

babypressure, babytime, microhitlers...

you made my day

>> No.2595974

hahahahahahaha.

That's pretty funny.

I started cracking up during the Dorito's bag part in conjunction with the photo.

>> No.2596001

>>2595448
this is my favorite picture ever

>> No.2596045

>>2595861
I believe it was 11,000,000 people-like creatures. 6,000,000 were jews, those are worth about a third, so let's call it 7,000,000.

>> No.2596067

My girlfriend and I once had a discussion about my phrase "You could kill a baby with this thing" when I referred to a burrito I bought from Q'Dobas. We talked in depth about how one would go about measuring such a thing and what the name for the SI would be. How many babies it should be tested on, what kind of babies, what to do with babies that are only mentally damaged. That sort of thing.

We disagreed for the most part, but came to one conclusion we could both agree on: If there's a hell, we're both going there. Needless to say, I plan on marrying this chick some day.

>> No.2596080

>>2596045

actually to convert from jew to normal human, you would have to first convert the jew to the an earning potential and then convert that earning potential back to the regular person equivalency.

Since the earning potential of a jew is known to be over 9000 times that of a regular person... hitler killed the equivalent of over 55000000 regular people.

>> No.2596083

>>2596080
the removal of jews increases the income of the non-jews thus the system is inherently non-linear

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2596110

I had to make it its own image, for future use.

>> No.2596141

1 Sagan = 4 billion
This unit of measurement refers to 'billions and billions.'

There are about 1.75 sagan people on the earth.

>> No.2596168

>>2596141
Sagan should be a unit of brainFucks (bF)

>> No.2596257

>>2595703
>>2596110
Ok, I assume this is some form of major maths fail on my part, but... what exactly does 6.0*106 represent? I would normally interpret that as 6.0 multiplied by 106, or 636, but I somehow doubt this is what was intended.

>> No.2596287

>>2596257

non-sciencefag detected
it meant 6 * 10^6 which equals 6 million

>> No.2596296

>>2596257
6 multiplied by base 10 with 6 exponent.

>> No.2596305

>>2596287
I'm actually a science student, just never seen that exact notation before. I guess it's shorthand.

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2596323

>>2596305
>Science student
>Not familiar with scientific notation

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2596341

MOAR

>> No.2596370

What is the conversion factor for bp to Newtons?

>> No.2596383
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2596383

>>2596305

>> No.2596418

>>2596305

How is the Bob Jones University Christian Science Department treating you this time of year?

>> No.2596419

>>2596323

because theres supposed to be a carrot

>> No.2596463

All of you guys are late to the party.

http://4chan archive[dot]org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=285921366&x=Hitler+Currency

>> No.2597126

>>2596323
>>2596383
No you faggot, that's a specific shorthand of scientific notation, not the notation itself. It's like writing all your sentences as acronyms and deciding that anyone that doesn't know your precise set is illiterate.