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2569635 No.2569635 [Reply] [Original]

Hellow lonely smart people I have going to give you some advice

If you want to bang any girl you meet, just legally change your last name to Rothschild.

Chicks will want to get you into their beds ASAP

>> No.2569663

I see no flaw in this logic

>> No.2569685

But what if you get sued i bet their dang name is even copyrighted these guys are loaded you know they ain't gonna take lightly some dude with a WoW-beard usin' their black card of gettin' laid

>> No.2569697

>>2569685


You can legally change your name to anything.

>> No.2569707

>implying they won't fuck you on the spot if your name is rockefeller

>> No.2569708

>>2569697
Even JESUS CHRIST? 'cause let me tell you these guys got better lawyers than him

>> No.2569742
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2569742

>>2569708

>> No.2569768

>>2569708


I see what you did there

>> No.2569816

derp

>> No.2570094

flawless

>> No.2571443
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2571443

OP, there's an easier way.

Just buy a BMW and be noisy around the block, and chicks will come to you like iron filings to a magnet.

Pic related.