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2567152 No.2567152 [Reply] [Original]

can sb check if it's possible?

>> No.2567159
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>> No.2567162

I just ran some calculations; the physics there are all sound! You're a genius, OP.

>> No.2567169

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GENIUS!!!!

>> No.2567176
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physics ?

>> No.2567203

>>2567159
every time i try to picture this and explain it, my head explodes

>> No.2567234

Tried it, shit worked.
AWESOME!!!11oneoneshifteleven

>> No.2567264

>>2567176

I don't get it...

>> No.2567270

TROLL SCIENCE THREAD?
TROLL SCIENCE THREAD.

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>> No.2569906

bump

>> No.2569926

>>2567456
why wouldnt this work?

>> No.2569946

>>2569926
why would it is a better question

>> No.2569987

>>2569926

vectors

The magnets wouldn't move.

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>>2569926
>>2567203

derp

>> No.2569997

The magnets need to be powerful. Use Neodymium magnets, then it will work.

>> No.2570010

>it takes the sun 24 hours to orbit the earth
>ride really fast plane around the planet in less than 24 hours, thus outrunning the sun
>since the sun is made of light, you just went faster than the speed of light
>continue flying around the earth until your plane runs out of gas
>due to the twin paradox you're now the oldest person on earth
>enjoy your nobel prize in aging and infinite moneys

>> No.2570021

>>2570010
they give out nobel prizes for being old?

>> No.2570024

>>2570010

>it takes the sun 24 hours to orbit the earth

So already you set yourself back 500 years.

>> No.2570029

>>2570010

>no picture.

GTFO

>> No.2570031

>>2569997

I'm being trolled right? you are either retarded or a decent troll

>> No.2570035

>>2570010
>>2570010

there's so much wrong with this I don't even

>> No.2570039

>>2570031
this isn't even trolling. It's trolling if there's a possibility of taking it serious. But this was obviously meant as a joke comment.

Fucktarded murricans..

>> No.2570048

>>2570029
>implying I want to waste over9000 hours in MSpaint for such a throwaway troll post

>> No.2570051

>>2570010

Ride in really fast plane that can fly backwards.
Fly backwards around the planet, outrunning the sun. You are now going backwards faster than the speed of light.
Carry on board a very large clock.
Since a clock is made of time, it will run backwards. The bigger the clock, the more amount of time will go backwards.
Enjoy your nobel prize in killing Hitler.

>> No.2570075

>>2570051

this has to be a fucking troll, it just has to. There's no fucking way anyone is this dumb.

>> No.2570086

>>2570010
>>2570051

Fly in a rocket to the moon.
Open a tupperware, and fill it with some of the moon's atmosphere. Seal it with a patented burp.
Since the moon's atmosphere is made out of space, you now have a whole container of space.
Take it back home.
Get a ruler. Since a ruler is made out of distance, you can pour some space on it, then fold the ruler, to contract space to any length you want.
Enjoy your nobel prize in having the world's largest penis.

>> No.2570095

>>2570086
that is the best thing i have ever read. i think i'm gonna browse sci now.

>> No.2570113

>>2570075
>this has to be a fucking troll, it just has to. There's no fucking way anyone is this dumb.
Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.2570155

Draw all over a paper airplane with a pencil
Cover the paper airplane with tape
Since a pencil is made out of graphite, it will stick to the tape. Pull off the tape to obtain your atom thick layer of graphene.
Enjoy your nobel prize in physics!

>> No.2570167

>>2567152
I've done it. Made it all the way to the top of my house too before we started fighting over who had dibs on the chick that passed by.

>> No.2570241

>>2567433
This one is hilarious because it's not completely troll science. Those very rare few people who have blood types that don't allow them to take O- blood are advised to do this as soon as their doctor's find out.
Except by doing actual blood donations and giving it to local hospitals.
I've also heard of athletes self doping by getting injections of their own dehydrated blood, massively increasing their red cell count.

>> No.2570259

>>2570075
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
THANKS FOR YOUR INSIGHTFUL CONTRIBUTION TO THIS THREAD

>> No.2570278

Crack open your head. Scoop out some of the insides. Since your brain is made out of thoughts, you'll have a whole icecream scoop full of pure thinking.
Roll the thoughts in a paper and smoke it.
The thoughts will directly enter your blood stream through your lungs.
Enjoy your nobel prize in high IQ.