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Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:54:49 2011 No.2562658 [Reply] [Original]

fuck fuck fuck fuck i got shot on my way home /sci/, bleeding like fuck...MDfags, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO????

>>	strawman !!9eSatjbJatr Fri Feb 18 23:54:49 2011 No.2562660 just be yourself!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:55:49 2011 No.2562661 Call an ambulance, stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:55:49 2011 No.2562664 cool story bro let it 404

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:55:49 2011 No.2562663 Go to the hospital

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:57:49 2011 No.2562675 >i got shot on my way home /sci/.. ...shot by a photographer LOL LOL HUR DUR

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 18 23:59:49 2011 No.2562691 blacking out, can't go to hospital because they'll be searching for me there. found their stash house or something fuck cuf

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:00:49 2011 No.2562694 >>2562691 He's dead, Jim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:01:49 2011 No.2562697 >>2562691 Then die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:02:49 2011 No.2562704 dont wanna die dont wanna die tryin to stem flow with bath towel, MDfags PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:02:49 2011 No.2562706 >>2562658 >WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???? Do you know any magic tricks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:04:49 2011 No.2562716 >>2562704 Stem flow with penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:04:49 2011 No.2562718 >>2562704 Make a tourniquate(?) out of the towel; that is, wrap it very tightly around the extremity to cut off blood flow. I'd send you to the hospital, but unless you happen to know a neighborhood surgeon, you'll have to wait it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:05:49 2011 No.2562726 >>2562694 He has ceased to be! He is an ex anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:06:49 2011 No.2562728 >>2562718 This and also apply pressure with a cloth to the wound to prevent your limb from bleeding out. And yes, I do realize that this is likely a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:06:49 2011 No.2562731 cut the bullet out then burn the wound with a hot knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:07:49 2011 No.2562734 Actually, I was about to give you an advice that would have probably saved your life, but then I noticed the horrid punctuation of your posts and decided not to. Prepare to die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:07:49 2011 No.2562739 cant type w 1 hand, making tourniqet

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:08:49 2011 No.2562742 >>2562734 Do you think that someone that's on the verge of a physiological breakdown would have the mental faculties to make a completely coherent sentence? If the OP was in fact shot, I can imagine that he would be in a very panicked state.

>>	truckerfag !!xXmBuWkIT3n Sat Feb 19 00:08:49 2011 No.2562744 >>2562728 Horrible advice is horrible. A towel can't stop mad flow. Get a tampon in there OP. We're doing this WWI style.

>>	EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Sat Feb 19 00:09:49 2011 No.2562749 File: 2 KB, 126x126, peterparker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gets shot >first thing he does is boot up his computer and go on 4chan >full-retard.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:13:49 2011 No.2562775 torniquet is shit and its dripping, tring to overlay another towel, im not gonna make it thru night w/o professional help

>>	truckerfag !!xXmBuWkIT3n Sat Feb 19 00:14:49 2011 No.2562780 >>2562775 See >>2562744 Holy fuck, man...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:16:49 2011 No.2562791 >>2562775 If nothing else OP, call a friend to have them pick you up or something. It'd be better for you to have a chance than to simply bleed out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:17:49 2011 No.2562799 dont want to get other people into this, i need to get out of town, now

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:17:49 2011 No.2562800 File: 21 KB, 200x294, 1296546285363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Get shot. >Ask 4chan what to do. Seriously, did 911 never fucking occur to you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:17:49 2011 No.2562796 >>2562749 you have seen the lady who got run over, lost a leg, and is texting on her cell phone, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:18:49 2011 No.2562802 >>2562742 No excuses. I don't care if what OP had to say could save the planet, if it's not properly punctuated I'm just going to ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:24:49 2011 No.2562836 >>2562658 contact /k/, they'll have better advice and a way to shoot back...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:24:49 2011 No.2562837 fuck it, called a taxi, going to a hospital across the city, if i dont get the bullet out i'm fucked

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Feb 19 00:25:49 2011 No.2562847 File: 8 KB, 250x250, saganblueback.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT: Natural selection

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:25:49 2011 No.2562850 pictures NOW!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:26:49 2011 No.2562853 >>2562837 We'll find you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:26:49 2011 No.2562856 Why is this so damn funny

Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:27:49 2011 No.2562862
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>>2562837
Good luck OP.

Considering that you went to /sci/ for advice, I hope that this is a life-changing event for you and you emerge on the other side a stronger and more self-sufficient person.

Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:28:49 2011 No.2562871

>>2562837
This is actually a common misconception, that bullet should be least of your worries now, you are probably going to die from blood loss. Simply removing bullet won't magically revive your dead body. Also make sure you don't smear cab seats with blood or else the driver will throw you out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:31:49 2011 No.2562882 cab's here, wish me luck sci

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:31:49 2011 No.2562887 >>2562882 Godspeed, Anon, and for your own sake just go already.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:35:49 2011 No.2562904 >>2562894 lol, wrong thread much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 00:45:49 2011 No.2562965 >>2562882 Yes, because even if you were stupid enough to come to /sci/ after getting shot, you're totally dumb enough to keep us updated every five minutes like it's your fucking twitter. Go away.

OP !!EsBYKbQ07fV Sat Feb 19 05:24:49 2011 No.2564230

I'm posting from my friend's laptop in a hospital room. They say I should be fine, but that they had to inform police of the bulletwound, so I'll be hearing from someone about that pretty soon. I'm fucking exhausted, but thank you for your encouragement.

I will keep you updated as things develop.

Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Feb 19 05:26:49 2011 No.2564235
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>>2564230
Congratulations, you're not a complete failure the the human gene pool. Next time ring 000 or 911 or whatever emergency service before you COME ON TO 4CHAN JUST TO ASK US WHAT TO DO

>>	sage Anonymous Sat Feb 19 06:17:49 2011 No.2564380 pics (with timestamp) or it didn't happen

снайпер Sat Feb 19 06:27:49 2011 No.2564395
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>>2564230
If you were seriously shot, and then decided to post on 4chan to ask for advice on what to do instead of going to the emergency room...

I have no words.

OP, the least you could do is tell us a story of why and how you got shot. It'd be entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 19 06:56:49 2011 No.2564464 >>2564230 So where'd you get shot? (what part of the body)

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