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2557260 No.2557260 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

>> No.2557265

Ahhhhhhhh! Help! I can't stop myself from being attracted to him!

>> No.2557267
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2557267

shenanigans

>> No.2557275

old copypasta is old

>> No.2557298

>>2557260
you do realise neuron stars don't have solar flares?

yeah i know this is a copypasta

>> No.2557323

>>2557298
maybe those are neutrinos

>> No.2557397

no man its all about negative mass now. Negative gravity and shit.