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2543092 No.2543092 [Reply] [Original]

Oh btw

>Ph. D. In Mathematics
>Work on Watson
>$500,000 a year

>> No.2543105

>Watson becomes sentient
>Watson assimilates you
Lucky sonofabitch

>> No.2543107
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2543107

>your face when Watson is fifty lines of Common Lisp that needs huge processing power to loop continuously over the same hash table

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2543108

>>2543092

Oh btw

>pic related

ftfy

>> No.2543109

>design supercomputer that thinks Toronto is a U.S. city

>> No.2543113

>>2543109

THIS

>> No.2543132

>>2543109

lol'd

>> No.2543158

>>2543109

I think he got excited, and derped.

But seriously, THE COMPUTER UNDERSTANDS PUNS!?!?!

>> No.2543173

>>2543158

This faggot thinks Watson "understands" things.

>> No.2543188

>>2543158
>understand

No, he analyzes sentence structure, looks up keywords, then searches his 15TB hard drive.

>> No.2543199

>>2543173

This faggot things he understands things.

>> No.2543201

Seriously, Watson makes me wish I had gone on to get my CS PhD instead of going into the workforce. I've gotten to do some cool research in my career anyway, but I'll never be a researcher for IBM.

>> No.2543208

>>2543188

No, you analysis sentence structure, activate neurons representing meaning, then lookup the answer in 100 billion neurons.

>> No.2543212

>>2543092
>>2543092


>Ph. D. in mathematics
>can only program in C and Fortran
>MFW

>> No.2543245

>>2543212
The only thing strange about that is it doesn't include MatLab