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2523603 No.2523603 [Reply] [Original]

Check and MATE, motherfuckers

>> No.2523624

Just terrible, terrible trolling.

>> No.2523622

but we killed the dodo because it tasted like chicken and was easy to hunt because the island is came from had no predators like the giant turtle and....oh wait sorry i thought you were serious for a moment.

herpy derp

>> No.2523628

ATHEISTS:
If evolution is real, why aren't there any humans yet?

CHECK AND MATE.

>> No.2523631

they did, they are called HUMANS

>> No.2523638

Because some mutations arise after average age of reproduction so slip through the net of natural selection, which is death by old age

>> No.2523639

if dinosaurs were so great and powerful, why did god just decide to kill them all one day?

atheism: 0
bible: 1

>> No.2523640

>>2523628
Fucking. THIS!

If evolution is real and things had 4 billion years to evolve on Earth, why the fuck aren't there any humans yet?

>> No.2523659

lol'd
god help me I lol'd
saging for stupidity but fucking lol'd
have got to cut back on the drinking

>> No.2523719

Theists, if evolution isn't real, HOW DID GOD EVOLVE TO GOD?!

CHECK MOTHERFUCKING MATE PUT THAT SHIT BACK IN THE BOX

>> No.2523764

>>2523719
god just came one day and then a skeleton pooped out of the closet

>> No.2523776

Atheists: If evolution was true, then why does the bible say we were created by the Lord? Checkmate you silly deluded atheists.

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2523787

>>2523603
>>2523603

saged.

>pic related

>> No.2523799

you guys get such threads all the time?
damn, what a retarded board

>> No.2523807

hey atheists:
if evolution is real then why does 95% of the world believe in god?

linkinpark status:
[ ] not told
[ ] told
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[X] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN

>> No.2523836

>>2523807
Hey religiontroll:
If you love the cock so much, then why don't you MARRY one?

Relgiontroll status:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[x] LOVES THE COCK, SO FUCKING TOLD

Also: YOUR MOM

>> No.2523849

seriously, these threads usually irritate the hell out of me but tonight's offerings are actually quite funny.

is this trolling, or clever troll-parodying? (inb4 poe's law)

>> No.2523856

>>2523836
>can't spell "religion"
>is butthurt

10,000laughinggirls.jpg

>> No.2523861

/sci/ usually makesthe mistake of raging at trolls instead of laughing.

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>>2523856
>resorts to picking on typographical errors
>confirmed for LOVING THE COCK, JIZZ-SWALLOWING
>too much of THE GAY to post actual laughing girls pic
Pic related; they're laughing at YOU.

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2523893

 

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>>2523877
>is incredibly butthurt
>thinks atheisms and aliens and autisms are real
>is dying from anger because he wants to strangle me
>implying he's not bizarro mad
>is simply hella ultra mad

linkinpark status:
[ ] not told
[ ] told
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[X] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN

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2523914

>>2523901
>He thinks he's actually making anyone angry with his clumsy, untalented attempts at trolling

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2523921

>>2523901
>He still listens to Linkin Park

>> No.2523927

>>2523893
hahahah oh lol

wait is this serious 0_O

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2523946

>>2523914
>>2523921
>utter hella hella hella hella mad
>implying he doesn't listen to linking park
>implying he needs more than 1 post to react
>implying I think I'm making someone angry
>implying I can think

>> No.2523947

humans...
doing quite well not becoming extinct

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2523959

>>2523946
Please, continue! I've got 4 other people in the room with me and they're all rolling on the floor laughing their asses off at you!

>> No.2523979

>>2523946
Here Anon, face my anger and fury IF YOU DARE:
http://goo gl/zPOD

>> No.2523980

>>2523959
those are'nt people they are ALEINS!!!!

they are trying to stop you from believing in linkin park and GOD

run man run!!

>> No.2523984

OP you do realize that we could make any animal go extinct if we really wanted to right?
The only reason why animals like chickens didn't go extinct is because we domesticated them.

>> No.2523993

>>2523979

it no work :(

>> No.2523998

>>2523993
Uh, I think you need to put a dot between "goo" and "gl"

>> No.2524008

>>2523893
dear god thats me o.O

>> No.2524009

>>2523946
Y U SO MAD THO?

>> No.2524011

>>2523959
>thinks the voices in his head are actually people standing in his room watching his internet battles
>thinks he isn't hella mad when posting a picture of laughing captain.jpg
>will get butthurt because I didn't bother to post laughing girls
>will not say this because I just said it before him

laughingbabbies.jpeg.dmg

>> No.2524012

>>2523998
blocked in my country

was it a linking park song?

>> No.2524033

>>2524008
stop copying my style bro

>> No.2524036

>>2524011
Can I ask you a question, Anon?

>> No.2524048

>>2523603
They do.
Why the hell is this thread still up?

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2524052

>>2524011
>>2523946
>>2523901
>>2523856
>>2523807

>> No.2524053

>>2524036
>thinks he needs my permission to ask things
>is probably going to date me in the near future

Come at me, bro

>> No.2524069

>>2524048
Judging from what I'm seeing, because one would-be troll hasn't managed to cum yet

>> No.2524076

>>2524053
OK, here' s my question:

Y U SO­ MAD?

>> No.2524088

>>2524011
HE MAD

>> No.2524090

>>2524076
>thinks greentext implies anger
>thinks talking means anger
>thinks boredom means anger

I'm mad because I took too much happy pills, now where's that date we talked about

>> No.2524123

>>2524090
YEP, HE MAD

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2524141

>>2524090
>I'm mad
>too many happy pills

>mfw troll destroys any illusion of credibility he might have had

>> No.2524153

>>2524090
aspie detected

>> No.2524220

>>2524141
exactly what credibility was I trying to build?

that I was an intellectual?

>> No.2524261

Hey religionists, if evolution isn't true, why is there oberwhelming evidence for it?

religionistfag status:
[ ] not told
[X] All of the below
[ ] told
[ ] Double Told
[ ] Baby it's told outside
[ ] Bought and told
[ ] Toldplay - When I told the world
[ ] Told bridge
[ ] They broke the Told when they made you.
[ ] Told Steel

>> No.2525343

>>2524261
>>2524261
Told as ice
Leo Toldstoy
StrangleTold
Solid Told

>> No.2525360

>>2524261
>>2525343
The Quick and the Told
Avatold: The last Toldbender
Toldworld
Stephen King's Told
Tolds of the Crypt
So Long, and Thanks for All the Told