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2515612 No.2515612 [Reply] [Original]

Before the dawn of time there was only the Ducks, the two omniprescient Ducks, Quarckus and Flapxus. These Ducks were the imbodiment of all existence. The two Ducks contained within them all things pertaining to order and chaos, respectively, in the universe. Quarckus one day turned to his brother/sister/mother/father/step-aunt and said "Brother/sister/mother/father/step-aunt why do we exist" and so they existed. Flapxus turned to his sister/brother/father/mother/cousin-twice-removed and said "Sister/brother/father/mother/cousin-twice-removed why do we not exist" and thus the great paradox of existence was created. To both be and to be not to be. For time is an illusion, brothers/sisters/mothers/fathers/step-aunts/cousins-twice-removed, and you must recognize this to bring full cognizance to your perception of existence.

>> No.2515621

I tentatively approve of the mocking of triptrolls.

>> No.2515622

hib job joo job

joo job hib blob

booooop doop

>> No.2515632
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2515632

quack

kcauq

>> No.2515635

>>2515622
>>2515632
Go on....

>> No.2515641

>>2515635
do you brother/sister/mother/father/step-aunt/cousin-twice-removed quack with the true Ducks

hubjub flub

>> No.2515642
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2515642

>prefer non-troll threads
>quite happily enter most obvious troll threads
>gives reason that is hypocritical over the reason for hating 'normal' troll threads


Quite obvious suppression.

>> No.2515646

>>2515642
get out of this thread you infiquack

you are not

hubflub

welcome here

quack

>> No.2515648

>>2515642
Tell me more. Your words are fascinating, and I wish to gently caress your e-penis.

>> No.2515652

>>2515648
If you wish to quack with the infiquacks then go quack in their quacky threads

hubflub joo jub joo

>> No.2515673

quack