/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2506525]

Sun goes up.
Sun goes down.

Tides come in.
Tides go out.

Never a miss-communication.

Mars doesn't have that. Jupiter doesn't have that. Where did it come from?

Therefore god exists.

[Anonymous No.2506532]

>>2506525
The Moon.

2/10

[Anonymous No.2506536]

A wizard did it.

[Anonymous No.2506539]

>>2506525
Mars and Jupiter don't have dihydrogen monoxide compressed into a shapeless state.

[Anonymous No.2506537]

If this is an actual billo quote, sauce NAO.

[Anonymous No.2506540]

Herp a derp a deedily derpy derping dump

[econguy !!d2Pzyp675d3 No.2506542]

Bill is an idiot

Nothing new here.

[Anonymous No.2506543]

>>2506537
He made an entire video about it. It's fucking hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M

[Anonymous No.2506546]

>Sun goes up.
>Sun goes down.

>Mars doesn't have that.

[Anonymous No.2506551]

speaking of dumbassness is everyone familiar with this shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

[ЯR !!qSRZhfCxFtq No.2506552]

>>2506537
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/49968/bill-oreilly-still-stumped-by-tides-how-did-the-moon-get-there
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[Anonymous No.2506559]

>>2506543
My ears are bleeding.

[Anonymous No.2506561]

>>2506540

[Anonymous No.2506565]

>>2506543

holy shit 10/10 would rage again.

[Anonymous No.2506570]

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[Anonymous No.2506590]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt5Xn9X6xtU

This one is also funny.

"Tide comes in. Tide goes out. Never a miss-communication. Therefore, the moon is made of magnets and God did it and I'm a wizard." Or something similarly stupid.

[Anonymous No.2506595]

>>2506561

lol'd heartily

[Anonymous No.2506614]

>>2506543
I couldn't stop laughing. Oh dear god, I'm still loling.

[Anonymous No.2506615]

>>2506546
That fucking reaction image.
Why am I laughing so hard.

[Anonymous No.2506643]

You know, you could argue for the belief in God as oppose to what Hawking said that big band didn't need to come from God.

Bill didn't make that argument. He just said stupid things.

To be perfectly honest, if you want to say God created the big bang, then that's perfectly fine. When it comes to any discussion on the origin of the big bang itself, the word of a scientist holds as much weight as the word of a bible thumper. You can no longer explain that sort of stuff scientifically.

[Anonymous No.2506848]

>>2506643
Actually, even if no human on earth has no fucking clue, it's not "fine" to assert that "therefore god did it". No, that's a positive claim. To support a positive claim, you must have evidence. I thought we just agreed that no one has a fucking clue?

The only REASONABLE position to take at this point when asked "what initiated the big bang" is to say "I have no fucking clue". anything beyond that is completely unsupported and faith-based and should be laughed at and ridiculed.

[Anonymous No.2506860]

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[Anonymous No.2506861]

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[Anonymous No.2506870]

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[Anonymous No.2506889]

for fucks sake this is becoming a meme

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[Anonymous No.2506893]

>Adding comments has been disabled for this video.

Someone reupload it, I want to see the YouTube comments.

[Anonymous No.2506900]

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[Anonymous No.2506901]

>>2506900

Die you fucking bastard

[Anonymous No.2506915]

>>2506900
Stop trying, almost everyone here has either adblocker or noscript. Your efforts are futile, you will have a better chance of trolling /x/ with a picture of a Frisbee and say you were abducted by aliens.

[Anonymous No.2506923]

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[Anonymous No.2506928]

I want more fucking triangles I am tripping out this is awesome give me more triangles oh god

[Anonymous No.2506934]

WHAT THE FUCK.

Any time somebody says something about God or religion, people lash out and create bat shit.
It's GOD, GOD can do anything if he wanted to. The Big Bang WASN'T made by God, how did Adam and Eve live? SOMEONE had to make this place.
No need to be scientific for goodness sakes. And if you get mad at ME, it's obvious you don't know anything.

[Anonymous No.2506938]

>>2506901
you die, you lolitics loser.

[Anonymous No.2506944]

>>2506915
Actually, this is pretty much the only way to eliminate shit from /sci/. It works.

[Anonymous No.2506948]

Yo dawg, we heard you like triangles and triangles, so we put triangles in your triangles so you can triangle while you triangle.