/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2506249]

>Go into Math department.


>Smells like Indian food.

[Anonymous No.2506257]

Some Indians moved in below my friend and he had to move because the whole apartment smelled like curry.

[Anonymous No.2506260]

>Go into Philosophy department.

>Smells like weed.

[Anonymous No.2506315]

>>2506249

I FUCKING hate that shit. I was studying silently in the library where I go for peace and quiet and having nothing distracting me or any type of intrusion to my concentration (I have a hard time focusing on one thing for very long). Suddenly an indian cunt comes in to sit in a desk probably halfway across the giant room, and brings out her fucking curry that BOMBARDS THE FUCK OUT OF MY SENSES. I have to fucking leave because of the stench was not only fucking gross but OUTRAGEOUSLY POTENT!

Tips for indians:
1) The library is NOT your fucking sit in restaurant and
2) Your traditional food smells like shit to races that don't live in pure shit (see: all of india)

[None !KsGJqWjsWs No.2506338]

>>2506315
bro, cheffag here, and indianfag here, those indians probably make cheap, low-quality shit, like a lot of india.

Have you ever TRIED good indian food though? Like good ANY food, it's heaven

[Anonymous No.2506354]

>>2506338
yeah good indian food is pretty awesome, i was a bit harsh, just raging from a dota game i lost

[Anonymous No.2506360]

>Go into gym
>Smells of pus and old bandaids
>Wait, why am I in the gym again?

[Anonymous No.2506361]

>Go into computer science department

>Smells like rice and grease

[Anonymous No.2506367]

>Go into computer science department
>Smells like apples

[Anonymous No.2506387]

A lot of Indian grad students have a pretty potent odor. The food stink that gets on them wouldn't be so bad if they just used some deodorant or antiperspirant. Curry fumes and BO is an atrocious smell.

[Anonymous No.2506436]

>Indian room mate
>Whole suite smells of old curry and cheap spices all day erry day
>Get physically ill from the smell every day
>He denies that the smell is there

It's fucking -23 out right now and I have the window open so I don't vomit all over the floor from the stench. Next year, if I get paired up with another smelly shit eating Indian faggot, I'm going to kill him so hard that he dies to death.

He also washes his feet in the kitchen sink. I mean what the fuck man come on. Go have a shower instead for fucks sake, and wash that smelly layer of shit off.

No offense to Indians, though. I'm just angry at the ones who smell of shit and deny it.

[Anonymous No.2506466]

>Go into psych department.
>Smells like hot girls.
>Wonder why I didn't go to classes more.

[Anonymous No.2506482]

ITT: Pussies who think curry smells bad

[Anonymous No.2506495]

>>2506482
Good curry smells good.
Shitty curry smells like shit.

Never a miss-communication.

[Anonymous No.2506496]

>Go into Economic Sciences department
>Smells like soap and money

[None !KsGJqWjsWs No.2506485]

>>2506436
>>2506354
>>2506387

understandable. indians straight from the homeland tend to be annoying like that.

[Anonymous No.2506484]

>Go into Biomedical Engineering building
>Smells like shitty microwaved asian food.

[Anonymous No.2506529]

>Go to Engineering Department
>Smells like machine oil and metal

Smells good man.

[econguy !!d2Pzyp675d3 No.2506535]

>Go to econ department

>ASIANS EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.2506575]

>Go into computer science dept
>Smells like air conditioning
>U jelly everyone else?

[Anonymous No.2506587]

>Go into philosophy department
>Smells like unemployment

[Anonymous No.2506592]

>Go to chem department.
>Smells like solvent

[Anonymous No.2506597]

>go into women's studies department
>smells like used tampons

[Anonymous No.2506603]

>Go to engineering department
>smells like lube and cum

[Anonymous No.2506617]

>go to a party with a lot of indians
>after a while we all meet in one room and sit down
>the host of the party pulls out a little bottle filled with brown pills
>they start passing it around, everyone takes one
>gets to me, take one
>put it in mouth
>tastes HORRIBLE, WANT TO DIE, SO FUCKING SPICY AND OH GOD FUCK EVERYTHING

never accept "digestive pills" from an Indian

[Anonymous No.2506628]

>go into microbiology department
>smells like Escherichia coli

[Anonymous No.2506637]

>Go into Chem department
>smells like NO2
>oh SHIT

[Anonymous No.2506645]

>>2506603
yup.

[Anonymous No.2506650]

>Go to Electrical Engineering department

>Smells like fried electronics (burnt peanut butter)

[Anonymous No.2506656]

>>2506597
How would you know what used tampons smell like...?

[Anonymous No.2506677]

>go into chem dept

>smells like cooking meth

oh wait that's my grandmas basement, that bitch don't know shit

[Anonymous No.2506679]

Go into chemistry department
smells like ketones

feelssodamngoodtobeachemistman.jpg

[Anonymous No.2506682]

>Go to Engineering Department
>Smells like baby oil and ass

[Anonymous No.2506706]

>Go into Queer Studies department
>Smells like engines

[Anonymous No.2506725]

>>2506679
Not ketones, acetone. Fuck yeah acetone.
>>2506592
Alconox detergent! Whose with me?
>>2506628
I've always thought those microbe incubator rooms smelled like chicken ramen. Well, at the end of the semester of course. All I remember about microbiology lab was that as the semester progressed more petri dish cultures kept stacking up in the warm room or the cold room and the massive amount of bacterial cultures started smelling like sweaty feet dunked in chicken broth.

[Anonymous No.2506736]

>Go into business department.
>Smells like money.

[Anonymous No.2506743]

>Go into business department.
>Smells like delusion.

[Anonymous No.2506757]

>Go into meeting of all the richest people in the world
>Smells like business degrees

>Go into science department
>Smells like people who have to get a PhD and tens of thousands in debt in order to get a job that pays better than your average government wage slave.

[Anonymous No.2506765]

>Not ketones, acetone. Fuck yeah acetone.
>implying acetone is not a ketone.

[Anonymous No.2506773]

>Go into communications department.
>Smells like shit.

[Anonymous No.2506780]

>>2506765
>Implying -R groups are commonly associated as hydrogens.

[Anonymous No.2506803]

>Go into chemical engineering department
>Smell like H2S
>drop dead from H2S

[Anonymous No.2506820]

>>2506803
>breath in H2S
>Turn into a dinosaur

[Anonymous No.2506828]

>go into Nirvana

>Smells like teen spirit

[Anonymous No.2506836]

>>2506757
>Go into business meeting with all of them being college grads with degrees in some kind of business oriented field
>smells like tons of debt

>go into the engineering department
>smells like government given aid

[Anonymous No.2506845]

>Go into O-Chem lab

>Smells like diethyl ether

FUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.2506853]

>Go into Mathematics department
>Smells like 400k starting

[Anonymous No.2506875]

>>2506853
>Go into this thread
>Smells like bullshit

[Anonymous No.2506882]

>Go into legal department
>smells like tears

[Anonymous No.2507349]

>Go into Finance department
>Smells like success

[Anonymous No.2507354]

>Go into Law department
>Smells like Jews

[Anonymous No.2507369]

>>2507354
>Go to School of Journalism
>Smells like news

[Anonymous No.2507370]

>Go into actuarial studies department
>Smells like losers afraid to do math at a real man's level

[Anonymous No.2507376]

>>2507369
>go into sociology department
>smells like a ruse

[pascal !n5Z3VuZapw No.2507385]

>go to electrical department,
>smells like a fuse

[Anonymous No.2507396]

>go to 4chan
>smells like trolls

[Anonymous No.2507398]

>Go into /sci/.
>Smells like /new/.

[Anonymous No.2507394]

>go into the library
>I sit and peruse

[Anonymous No.2507393]

>go into forestry department
>smells like weed

[Anonymous No.2507401]

>go into chinese restaurant
>smells like chinese food

[Anonymous No.2507405]

>go into history department
>smells like lies

[Anonymous No.2507407]

>go into the food court
>Yogen Früz

[pascal !n5Z3VuZapw No.2507408]

>go to 4chan
>you laugh you lose

[Anonymous No.2507412]

>go into your mom
>smells like dirty whore

[Anonymous No.2507413]

>go into Business Management department
>smells like YEAH I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO WORK THIS WEEKEND, MMKAY?

[Anonymous No.2507421]

>go into nirvana
>smells like teen spirit

[Anonymous No.2507426]

>go into elementary ed building
>they're watching Blue's Clues

[Anonymous No.2507428]

>go to psychology department
>smells like pseudoscientific bullshit

[Anonymous No.2507443]

>go into physics department
>smells like virgins

[Anonymous No.2507450]

what does history dept smell like guys? (aside from lies (q.p))

[Anonymous No.2507458]

>>2506354
>just raging from a dota game i lost

I know that feel, bro.

[Anonymous No.2507459]

>>2507450

Geritol and instant coffee

[Anonymous No.2507488]

>go to computer science department.
>smells like self important retards

[Anonymous No.2507490]

>walk into Fine Arts dept.
>smells like wasted time and shattered dreams

[Anonymous No.2507547]

>>2506367
Damn macfags

[Anonymous No.2507603]

>go into art department
>smells like 2DEEP4UBRO

[Anonymous No.2507632]

>go into exercise science department
>smells more intelligent than the art department

[Anonymous No.2507642]

>Go into biochem department
>No really odour at all, not like good or anything though

[Anonymous No.2507655]

>>2506725

Every damn time I go downstairs in the biology building to the broth kitchen it either smells like freshly-baked muffins or chicken ramen. Then I remember that it's the LB that I'm smelling, and I very quickly lose my appetite.

also
>Go into Ochem lab
>smells like acetone and detergent
>smells good man

[Anonymous No.2507666]

>>2507642
is this a joke? can you troll harder pl0x?

[Anonymous No.2507947]

>>2507632
>go into exercise science department
Do you mean kinesiology?

[Anonymous No.2508086]

>>2507666
Hail Satan

[Anonymous No.2508102]

>>2507666

Satan demands this thread be trolled harder!

no get to trolling you satan worshipping trolls

[Anonymous No.2508105]

>In gym showers
>smells like fish
>what

[Anonymous No.2508168]

Go into cognitive science department.

Smells like a mix of worthlessness from psychology, weed from philosophy and foreveralone from computer programming.

[Anonymous No.2508178]

>go into performing arts department
>smells like false hope

[Anonymous No.2508989]

>Go into ROTC building.


>Smells like sweat and semen