/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.2488251]

Hello fellow Astronomers,

My name is Carl, and I wonder about every single one of the stars. All of them are big, wonderful, bodies of gas who spend every second of their day giving off heat and light. The stars are everything wonderful in the Cosmos. Honestly, have any of you ever stood outside and stare into the sky? I mean, it's just such an overwhelming sight, but the galaxies take it to a whole new level. It's an even more amazing sight than the stars themselves.

Don't be afraid. The Cosmos are our future. We just have to stop this fighting before we destroy ourselves. The Cosmos is full of "star-stuff", and we're all made up of it. What part of the Cosmos do you like, other than the galaxies, stars, and "glorious dawns"? The Cosmos is our future home, and living there is going to be a very real heaven. (I was just gazing up at the Cosmos; sky was SO cash). You should all go outside and stare up at the billions and billions of stars. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and the Cosmos.

[Anonymous No.2488266]

rule 34

[sage No.2488276]

You're going to go through the trouble of making such copypasta and fail to mention Apple Pie?

For shame.

[Anonymous No.2488290]

>>2488276
Learn to sage properly, newfag.

[sage No.2488301]

>>2488290

I wasn't saging this thread, faggot. It was leftover from previous sagings.

[Anonymous No.2488311]

>>2488301
Son, what did I tell you about cleaning up your sage!

[sage No.2488344]

There's still no mention of Apple Pie.

[Anonymous No.2488365]

>>2488344
I'm gonna make that shit and sell it on ebay.

Just watch... I'll start right now.

[Anonymous No.2488370]

Can't have sagan without pies

phail