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>> No.2434069

sadness when i realize i will miss my parents

sadness when i realize im still fat.

sadness all around

also will miss family.

and also sadness that THERE IS NOTHING TO MATE WITH.

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>> No.2434067
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I'm having a word with the cryosleep reality simulation technicians, make them explain that bullshit.

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Shame, I just met my first girlfriend recently and was about to lose my virginity. Fucking aye, it's not fair.

>> No.2434096

>>2434080
>yfw you realize the generation shit was 6.9 billion people strong, and that among them, listed by name in the crew manifest, is your girlfriend.
Good end?

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>>2434058

>my photons when I take a 3 minute long piss

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>> No.2434133

I do not have a reaction image appropriate.

But it would be fantastic.

>> No.2434134

cryogenic isnt even possible bro.
If you were frozen your body cells would just explode, since water expands when it goes into solid state.

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>>2434102
>my photons when I see someone else using the phrase I thought up

>> No.2434181

>>2434096

>wake up from suspended animation
>startled, run out while robots try helplessly to restrain you
>try to find your girlfriend
>finally find her cell and she's awake
>as you look at each other you paws
>paws
>she's a bear
>run out
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>> No.2434195

>>2434181

Bad end

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>>2434157

>my photons when I'm an electron

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What the fuck? Aren't these programs supposed to simulate a happy, content existence? Mine must have malfunctioned because I was fucking miserable.

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>on my way to Alpha Centauri
>my face when I didn't receive life-extension treatments yet

>> No.2434219

>>2434214
it's supposed to make you feel like you have choices so you think it's not real

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Fucking yes

>> No.2434229

>>2434209
Get fucked, neg-ger.
This is a positron neighbourhood.

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I just got a new job that I really like.

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>mfw this makes absolutely no difference to my life

>> No.2434286

>>2434134
Please shut the fuck up and get out of here before we all kill you.

go on wikipedia and look it up you pathetic pile of human excrement.

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>> No.2434366

>>2434221
QFT.

>> No.2434387

>>2434286
Unless you are a insect (which i belive you are) my statement makes sense.

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I would be so happy. Everything here is so insane, I would love to wake up from this nightmare.
We have the power to cure every disease and feed every person but we spend our time and money waging war.

>mfw I wake up