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Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:58:27 2011 No.2433973 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 22:59:27 2011 No.2433982 >I also get straight accretion disks I fucking laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:00:27 2011 No.2433990 I know it's a troll, but lold anyway! Now GTFO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:03:27 2011 No.2434000 It always amazes me that John copypasta is still around. I dare say that it's the longest surviving copypasta on 4chan.

>>	Alpharius Fri Jan 28 23:08:27 2011 No.2434020 Best thread on /sci/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:08:27 2011 No.2434025 >She just Solar Flared on me; shit was so cash i lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:09:27 2011 No.2434032 >>2434000 I believe it is, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:23:27 2011 No.2434139 bump because this is the best thread on /sci/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:26:27 2011 No.2434165 >You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Clever enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:28:27 2011 No.2434187 File: 16 KB, 251x251, mfw oh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2433973

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:29:27 2011 No.2434188 >>2433973 i just dont get why copypasta of this form is always posted. its not even funny nor is it a good troll....

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Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:31:27 2011 No.2434207
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Hey Faggots.

My name is Jupiter and all of you are jelly of me. All of you terrestrial planets are small, puny chunks of rock who spend every second of their day looking at the sun. You are everything bad in the solar system. Honestly, have any of you ever captured any satellite? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of planets because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of sunspots.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the largest planet in the solar system with fucking awesome thunderstorms. I also got 63 satellites, and have a banging hot neighbor (She just passed at 3.5AU from my orbit; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just get swallowed by a black hole. Thanks for listening.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:33:27 2011 No.2434228 wait neutron stars can flare? I thought they just emit beams of radiation at the poles

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Fri Jan 28 23:36:27 2011 No.2434239 >>2434207 Lol you're so fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:36:27 2011 No.2434241 delicious copypasta; original poster, have any more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:39:27 2011 No.2434254 >>2434207 >implying you and the outer planets won't be puny chunks of rock in 12 billion years when the sun bakes and rips you all off your atmosphere

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:42:27 2011 No.2434276 >>2434228 Not a "solar flar" as I remember, but bursts of gamma radiation and whatnot, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:45:27 2011 No.2434287 >>2434276 I thought those bursts were just them spinning super fast though (and the beams happen to pass over earth so they can be detected)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 28 23:45:27 2011 No.2434290 File: 15 KB, 416x300, Shit_was_so_cash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think this is what happened to the original poster. Pwned by his porsche.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 10:33:27 2011 No.2436921 >>2434290 Dare I say... shit was so crash?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 10:35:27 2011 No.2436930 I hate these posts... But goddamn I think that blonde chick is hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 29 10:36:27 2011 No.2436932 >>2434290 I think you'll find that he was "pwned" by that piece of wood stuck in his brain.