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Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:29:29 2011 No.2424236 [Reply] [Original]

This olive tree is 1098 years old

just imagine that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:32:29 2011 No.2424246 File: 184 KB, 400x539, old_trree_The_Worlds_Oldest_Tree-s400x539-24364-580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My old tree could kick your old trees ass. 4,786 years up in this bitch.

>>	pascal !n5Z3VuZapw Thu Jan 27 10:35:29 2011 No.2424253 >>2424236 My apple tree died during the snow last night. It was only 3 years old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:36:29 2011 No.2424257 >>2424253 How do you know that it died just last night? Did it split in half?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:37:29 2011 No.2424260 File: 96 KB, 599x599, 599px-The_Earth_seen_from_Apollo_17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424246 My planet is 4.54 billions years old beat that bitches

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:40:29 2011 No.2424271 My universe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:48:29 2011 No.2424302 >>2424271 my Big Bang

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:48:29 2011 No.2424308 >>2424271 My infinity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:49:29 2011 No.2424310 my vacuum

>>	pascal !n5Z3VuZapw Thu Jan 27 10:50:29 2011 No.2424314 >>2424257 It's two main branches broke. One took a good chunk of the trunk with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:51:29 2011 No.2424322 >>2424246 That's clearly not alive. It's just wood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:53:29 2011 No.2424332 >>2424322 You're just wood.

>>	EK !D96TK2PSsI Thu Jan 27 10:54:29 2011 No.2424338 File: 92 KB, 500x641, identifyingwood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:55:29 2011 No.2424344 >>2424322 No, it's alive. It's the oldest known living tree. Google "Methuselah tree".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 10:57:29 2011 No.2424351 File: 25 KB, 375x525, Adolf_hitler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424271 >>2424302 >>2424308 >>2424310 My struggle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:03:29 2011 No.2424376 I have an olive tree in front yard. It is approx 30 yrs old. It has dropped approx 30,000 olives on my lawn. It has killed my grass. Researched: Olive trees live for 500 to 1000 years. I hate my olive tree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:04:29 2011 No.2424384 >>2424376 Stop being a pussy and chop that motherfucker down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:05:29 2011 No.2424385 File: 55 KB, 500x649, 7ddbb7ba5dd9ee1cd3d2f57598ca73335be9843c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424338

>>	EK !D96TK2PSsI Thu Jan 27 11:06:29 2011 No.2424390 File: 2 KB, 119x126, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424385 lol, did u shop that right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:07:29 2011 No.2424394 >>2424376 Me again. I recently shop vac'd the olives from my lawn. I filled two trash containers full of oives. Approx 400 lbs of frickin olives. Buy olive oil machine, , , Profit?

Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:09:29 2011 No.2424401

>>2424394

How would you turn a profit, you dumb motherfucker?

The cost of producing the oil, on such a small scale, would far outweigh the potential returns.

The only way to make money from this would be if you could produce the olive oil without any expensive machinery (I'm sure it can be done) and if you have enough spare time to put the labour in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:12:29 2011 No.2424416 File: 21 KB, 320x320, moon030117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424314 Similar shit happened with my planet. I was playing too rough and a piece broke off. I don't know wtf to do with this thing? Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:13:29 2011 No.2424418 File: 6 KB, 225x225, CALVIN PISSING TRICKLE DOWN ECON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424401 How refreshing to be called a motherfucker by a brit(?) so early in the morning.. I mean..Dumb Motherfucker...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:15:56 2011 No.2424429 >>2424418 How did you know I was British?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:17:29 2011 No.2424434 >>2424418 How did you know I'm British?

>>	pascal !n5Z3VuZapw Thu Jan 27 11:17:29 2011 No.2424435 >>2424416 I'm carving a new fork spoon combination for serving salads, maybe you can turn your chunk into a bowl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:18:29 2011 No.2424445 >>2424236 so this tree saw Jesus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:21:29 2011 No.2424455 File: 235 KB, 640x480, 1209102658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424445 >so this tree saw Jesus? >implying this tree is 2010 years old >implying Jesus used to hang out in Olive groves >implying Jesus is non fictional

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:21:29 2011 No.2424457 >>2424322 >>2424332 >>2424338 lold.

Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:23:29 2011 No.2424464
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>>2424418
>>2424434

Gentlemen, gentlemen.
I think ya'll are overlooking some important questions here. Is the mother hot? A MILF? Are there videos of the alleged "mother-fucking"? Cup size?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:27:29 2011 No.2424481 File: 30 KB, 600x514, 1272939253923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424435 >>2424435 Good thinking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:29:29 2011 No.2424497 It would be a fine material for matches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:31:29 2011 No.2424508 File: 8 KB, 197x256, HEAD UP ASS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2424434 I know you're a brit b/c you're ugly & have bad teeth ! you dumb motherfucker !

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:44:29 2011 No.2424565 >>2424246 Bro, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that shits dead...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:47:29 2011 No.2424579 >>2424565 I have olive trees. They live for hundreds of years poss thousands. that tree is not dead. btw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 11:54:29 2011 No.2424607 >>2424508 Not only am I outrageously handsome, I also study law at Oxford, and - despite not being the faux-Hollywood white - my teeth are in great condition. p.s. FUCK YOU, YOU POLISH PIECE OF SHIT

>>	pascal !n5Z3VuZapw Thu Jan 27 12:00:29 2011 No.2424636 >>2424607 Hugh grant?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 27 12:10:29 2011 No.2424684 >>2424455 What the fuck bro? 2010? Did Jesus died at twelve? Also, fictional? Even fucking Dawkins concedes that he probably existed.

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