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Troll Pysics Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:23:09 2011 No.2420663 [Reply] [Original]

All right /sci/, you know the drill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:29:09 2011 No.2420693 File: 81 KB, 800x637, 1289230431269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:31:09 2011 No.2420711 File: 114 KB, 750x1308, gravtroll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You spelled physics wron- oh, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:33:09 2011 No.2420719 >>2420663 right. can someone explain why that wont work? if we ignore the mass of the vacuum container......

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:34:09 2011 No.2420732 >>2420719 Why would you ignore the mass of the vacuum container?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:35:09 2011 No.2420733 >>2420719 It doesn't work because the container would have to be too strong. Nothing we know of wouldn't shatter under those stresses, even diamond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:35:09 2011 No.2420736 >>2420719 gee i dunno MAYBE BECAUSE THE CONTAINER WILL BE FUCKING HEAVY

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:36:09 2011 No.2420744 >>2420733 dude you almost got me diamond you should make it a troll comic or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:36:09 2011 No.2420746 >>2420719 You would need a very rigid container to not collapse. We don't have anything that rigid and that light at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:38:09 2011 No.2420758 >>2420719 idiot here.... but hypothetically speaking, why won't it?

>>	Androgynous Wed Jan 26 20:39:09 2011 No.2420761 File: 8 KB, 251x248, 1291776889563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:40:09 2011 No.2420764 The container weighs more than air. Fuck. ._.

>>	EK !D96TK2PSsI Wed Jan 26 20:41:09 2011 No.2420772 File: 2 KB, 210x161, fukkensaved.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2420761 awesome! total mindfuck...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:42:09 2011 No.2420779 >>2420719 We can do a lot of things if we just start ignoring mass all willy-nilly.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:44:09 2011 No.2420788 >>2420761 You would be crushed. When the portals move closer together, so do the parallel you's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:44:09 2011 No.2420789 >>2420782 SEA WATER DONT FREEZE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:45:09 2011 No.2420794 File: 124 KB, 700x700, trollsci.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:45:09 2011 No.2420795 Wouldn't be absolute zero anywhere local in our solar system. + Sea water has a lot of salt. prolly a euro fag

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:46:09 2011 No.2420797 >>2420761 Invent the science behind portals first, then ask what would happen. That's like asking if God could make an immovable boulder - can't test it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:46:09 2011 No.2420798 >>2420779 agreed. now, if WE IGNORE THE MASS OF THE CONTAINER, would it work? why, why not? serious question

Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:46:09 2011 No.2420800

>>2420782
I know some fucktard will not get this one so I'll go ahead and explain it. The heat will not leave the water because it has nowhere to go. Heat energy can only travel through a vacuum as radiation, and very little energy in the water will leave that way. The rest transfers through convection which does not work through a vacuum.

Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:46:09 2011 No.2420802

>>2420761
Imagine being thrown into a trash compactor with another person, yet that other person is you. That's what happens.

It's irrelevant though, because Portals can not be placed on moving objects*

*Objects moving relative to the Earth, fuckwit. I swear to god the first person to go 'HURRR BUT DA EARTH MOVES' is getting choked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:46:09 2011 No.2420803 >>2420794 huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:47:09 2011 No.2420809 >>2420803 That's meta-humor, son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:48:09 2011 No.2420812 >>2420789 Yeah it does, but you'd be expending more energy into the earth to get the water up there and back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:48:09 2011 No.2420813 >>2420789 It does on this planet. Just at a lower temperature than fresh water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:49:09 2011 No.2420824 >>2420798 Yes. But that's the whole point.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:51:09 2011 No.2420837 >>2420800 Depending on where it was, the water would either radiate its heat until it reached the background temperature, or catch sunlight and, uh, not do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:55:09 2011 No.2420857 File: 46 KB, 660x422, troll physics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:58:09 2011 No.2420880 File: 130 KB, 640x482, infinite power.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2420857 I dont see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 20:59:09 2011 No.2420888 File: 230 KB, 855x717, 1289231496169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:02:09 2011 No.2420903 >>2420874 why wouldn't this work?

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Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:04:09 2011 No.2420921

>>2420733
That doesn't make it impossible just an engineering challenge.

The only problem with the OP is that he'll merely float higher in the atmosphere, maybe over the 100mi arbitrary "space" limit, but he's still in Earth's atmosphere.

Now there is a big advantage to floating high, is that you can drag up a rocket and get into space with a lot less fuel. Which is pretty damn cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:05:09 2011 No.2420927 >>2420903 the Vatican is doing research on it right now.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:13:09 2011 No.2420989 File: 88 KB, 500x1152, 1289232591775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	/phil/ get Wed Jan 26 21:19:09 2011 No.2421020 >>2420733 Neutron stars have overall densities predicted by the APR EOS of 3.7×1017 to 5.9×1017 kg/m3 >if we were ignoring mass of the container this shit could do the trick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:19:09 2011 No.2421021 >>2420905 This is the only reasonable one posted recently. The spring would only get compressed enough to shoot the water back up to where it started to fall, namely the wheel itself. And that's assuming a perfect system.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:34:09 2011 No.2421123 File: 109 KB, 1208x778, 1289232164418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:46:09 2011 No.2421207 File: 122 KB, 935x797, windmill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] renewable energy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:46:09 2011 No.2421209 >>2420798 No because a vacuum is by definition the lack of something in this case air and pressure it's like asking to fill a box with holes (not tear holes in the box but put holes inside it loony toons style) You can't add nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:48:09 2011 No.2421219 File: 168 KB, 800x600, 1289231030738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:56:09 2011 No.2421266 >>2420905 Why make trillions when we could make... Billions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 26 21:58:09 2011 No.2421286 >>2420905 the problem with most troll physics is that the thing that repeats the main step requires more than can be produced, in this case, how does the spring get kept down, if it can propell that much back up?

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